Harsh impact

Thought I'd share a little story from last season.

My buddy and I were hiking this table over and over, probably around 25-30 footer. For some reason my friend hiked like 20 yards further up the hill than anyone one else so he could 'go big'

Anyway he hits the table, spins and totally overshoots the landing, and just flattens himself on impact- Looked brutal. I ski down to check on him, to see if he's alright. Our conversation:

'Matt, you alright? That was big'

'sort of man, but I just shit myself...'

'No'

'Seriously, I hit so hard I just shit in my pants'
(*note, he was actually wairing a pair of my pants because he had forgotten his*)

He gets up, skis into the trees, and proceeds to scoop poop out of his pants with a trail map. He then wipes his ass with another trail map with snow on it. Fucking gross.

Meanwhile I'm laughing histarically, as people can still see him from the park.

He comes back, and we continued to hike the same table, dirty butt and all.
(*note: I let him keep the pants*)

True story, I swear!


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