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Stealing Beer

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LOVEPOW
Posts: 646 - Karma: 15
my last day at the local supermarket is on thursday and I am thinking I should steal a mini keg. Ya know one of those heineken ones that can fit in a backpack. The only problem is that the supermarket have the alarm sensors when you walk out the door. But I'm not sure if they will go off when I walk through with a mini keg. does anyone know how these sensors work, and if I can just take off the thing that will set the alarm off?
Aug 12 2008 12:12PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431

if you get caught good luck finding a new job

Aug 12 2008 12:15PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
Why do it at all. If you got caught you'd feel like such a huge faggot. Those mini kegs are so gay.
Aug 12 2008 12:16PM
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thathyphykid
Posts: 174 - Karma: 14
it won't go off
Aug 12 2008 12:17PM
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Dylan_
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is 1 MINI keg even worth it ?
Aug 12 2008 12:17PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
I mean, im not trying to be a holy child but its pretty stupid to steal 14 beers from a store. Just get someone to buy you a 24 and you wont have to risk anything and you'll have more beer.
Aug 12 2008 12:18PM
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LOVEPOW
Posts: 646 - Karma: 15
wait what my last day is thursday Im not looking for another job im going to college and I havent given them a 2 week notice cause I lied on my application and I have a different job with better references
Aug 12 2008 12:20PM
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Krush
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 12
this entire post makes 0 sense
Aug 12 2008 12:22PM
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LOVEPOW
Posts: 646 - Karma: 15
Alright so all im asking is if anyone knows how those sensors work? and how to disable the thing that sets them off
Aug 12 2008 12:23PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
"Im not looking for another job"
"I lied on my application and I have a different job with better references"

what? grow up spend the money rather than risk getting in deep shit.
Aug 12 2008 12:27PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
turn 21 and stop being a pain in people's ass.
Aug 12 2008 12:33PM
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BigMeech621
Posts: 1257 - Karma: 16
my friend works at a supermarket and he always puts boxes to throw away and then goes and gets it in the dumpster after his shift when nobody is there.
But this is a very small grocery store he works at with hardly any cameras.
Aug 12 2008 12:41PM
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FartBoy05
Posts: 1306 - Karma: 9
i always used to steal 30s from the gas station. The beer was right near the door and the workers were always so busy id just stroll out with it. But really its not worth it, just get someone to buy it for you.
Aug 12 2008 12:48PM
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SoulSkia
Posts: 570 - Karma: 14
don't they only put the sensor things on like electronics and expensive stuff?

like food and stuff won;t set them off but cds and video games and dvds and shit will?

check the thing over for the little magnetic strip or leave through the back door?
Aug 12 2008 12:59PM
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SoulSkia
Posts: 570 - Karma: 14
Slip something into someone elses bag then walk through at the same time as them. Except that isnt cool cause they'd be fucked.
Aug 12 2008 1:00PM
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Jibmaster_J
Posts: 491 - Karma: 8
...cause that won't draw attention to the underage employee with a mini-keg
I think its pretty clear, don't do it, it's a stupid idea and totally not worth it.  Find someone to buy for you or ask a gypsey fortune tellling carnival game to make you grow up.
Aug 12 2008 1:14PM
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Sir_SkrillALot
Posts: 1732 - Karma: 632
they work by magnet stuff but if you work there why dont you put a bunch of stuff in a cart during cleanup or something and then just throw one in and take it out the back? It probably wont go off anyways though, it just seems kinda stupid because they will realize if you put it into a backpack.
Aug 12 2008 1:22PM
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iluvBread
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 38
just pull out a fuckin gat and hold the place up and take a little kid for hostage and say your gonna blow the kid up if you don't get your mini keg
Aug 12 2008 1:38PM
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Leo.
Posts: 508 - Karma: 17
CLAIM my friends took 8 kegs from a festival right by one of their houses...worked quite well.
Aug 12 2008 1:42PM
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RICK_ROSS
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Aug 12 2008 1:57PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
me and my friends steal beer quite a bit. its really easy and then you can spend the money you saved on trees.
Aug 12 2008 2:12PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
go into people's backyards, and steal their coolers and look through fridges at night...
Aug 12 2008 2:19PM
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casualfiasco
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
where in VT are you from?
because i know from experience that if you live anywhere near magic hat or the other breweries it is very easy to go up at night and open the loading door and take about anything you want. We got around 120 beers from there
also you could just not take the front door when you leave work. Park in the back and leave through a loading dock
Aug 12 2008 2:27PM
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LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
Honestly bro, you work there you know better then anyone else if you can lift some brew.... throw some cans through the sensor and see if it goes off, if not then you and your buds scored a mini keg
Aug 12 2008 2:33PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
You got two hands right, so why take one
Aug 12 2008 2:37PM
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RudyGarmisch
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You are an idiot.
Aug 12 2008 2:38PM
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VT_FLO
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you bastard! -karma
Aug 12 2008 2:50PM
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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
Why don't you steal from a store that you didn't work at...

No it doesn't set off the alarm...

Why do you want a mini keg?

What you need to do is load up a shopping cart full of beer and walk out the door with it.
Aug 12 2008 2:53PM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
not a good idea.
Aug 12 2008 3:03PM
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Sideways_Shane
Posts: 756 - Karma: 73
dont steal it plus that shit tastes soooo bad its not even funny.
like PatrickFesler said just go throu peoples shit at night you find all sorts of cool things.
I have prolly got aound ten eighteeners an some fiths , you'll be good.
Aug 12 2008 4:40PM
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KellyK
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 706
hahahahahaha...words of wisdom...lols
Aug 12 2008 5:05PM
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Hubsta
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 156
Dude if you work there don't you get a dicount of something?
Aug 12 2008 5:18PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
stealing...really lame.
Aug 12 2008 6:24PM
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laurence^
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 19
i respect beer makers enough to not steal the fine product that they put together
Aug 12 2008 6:42PM
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ILoveOhio
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 253
A discount on buying shit he's not allowed to?  Think about it.
Aug 12 2008 6:47PM
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Hubsta
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 156
I didn't know he was underage.
Aug 12 2008 6:49PM
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iluvBread
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 38
YOU KNOW WHAT...JUsT DO IT!..........i really wanna see the outcome of wuts gonna happen to you hahahahahahahaha
Aug 12 2008 6:49PM
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C_Shred
Posts: 58 - Karma: 10
don't do it man, if you get caught you get charged with shoplifting or you end up struggling to find a new job. if you get out scotch free, you get one mini keg. which thing do you think will last longer, the damage or the keg?
Aug 12 2008 9:53PM
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Ski303
Posts: 468 - Karma: 22
Garage raiding is much more effective and safe imo
Aug 13 2008 1:27AM
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LOVEPOW
Posts: 646 - Karma: 15
garage raiding how would you do this sneak into somebodys garage and hope they have a fridge?
Aug 13 2008 1:34AM
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thathyphykid
Posts: 174 - Karma: 14
that is really nice of you to help grow more tree's in the world.
Aug 13 2008 3:12AM
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nkinsman10
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 45
precisely! garaging is the fucking shizznit. its works every time.
Aug 13 2008 3:59AM
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horner
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Aug 13 2008 4:04AM
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Pwn.Mode
Posts: 1061 - Karma: 10
just blitzkreg a gas station ( 2 people run in and grab 2-30's each then run out really fast) victory! or just do what i do and walk in and pick out what u want then pay the nice man behind the counter. i think the second is a bit more practicle.
Aug 13 2008 4:20AM
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kob_21
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
i think the best bet if you really want some beer is to first purchase a gun from your local weapons dealer. then hold up the grocery store your working in and tell them all you want is a heinekin beer keg.
Aug 13 2008 5:36AM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
i bet you wont get caught seriously. ive stolen beer from supermarkets before, but no keg, and nothing has happened. if you have a friend who works cashier then you can do the Dollar Deal. Its when you get a shitload of stuff and you get like some gum or tic tacs and pay for the cheap item first then the cashier puts his hand over the bar code on the rest of the items as he scans it. it will only work if the cashier isn't a pussy though and no cameras are watching the front end.
Aug 13 2008 11:19AM
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Dr.Scholl
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 47
yea and have your friend video it an put it on hur
Aug 13 2008 11:22AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
Just go do it already.
Aug 13 2008 11:32AM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
Well have you made your decision yet?
Aug 13 2008 12:50PM
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poh_money
Posts: 609 - Karma: 66
honestly id do it if EVERYTHING goes right. wait for a busy fucking day and just have a bike out side buy some cnady bars or whatever and do it. if theres a lot of people there not going to kno which one it was. is there cameras? security? see too much shit to worry about. your decision.
Aug 13 2008 4:43PM
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poh_money
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honestly id do it if EVERYTHING goes right. wait for a busy fucking day and just have a bike out side buy some cnady bars or whatever and do it. if theres a lot of people there not going to kno which one it was. is there cameras? security? see too much shit to worry about. your decision.
Aug 13 2008 4:44PM
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