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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
“It’s in Canadian dollars, so I’ll probably just see a movie...'
- Dumont after winning the WSI Superhit competition

anyone got anymore?
General Disorder
Oct 23 2003 6:23PM
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toxic_900
Posts: 105 - Karma: 64
'that guy is the liberachy of skiing' ... 'who the hell is lib-er-achy?' - Rex Thomas

Nov 8 2004 12:51PM
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mgl
Posts: 87 - Karma: 11
Jamie Pierre before dropping 56 meters of a cliff: 'You got to be safe and smart'
Nov 8 2004 1:01PM
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JZ
Posts: 577 - Karma: 15
best ever is jf in the extras of 1242...'eh viola'

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eh voila
Nov 8 2004 1:13PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
'get behind me' - emil coty





-Joel

Phunkin Phatt Phreerider
Capital City Rider

lanky steeze
Nov 8 2004 1:15PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
speaking french is cool when you are trying to impress the ladies. otherwise it is pretty useless.
iannick b
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I shall be pinch'd to death- Shakespeare
Nov 8 2004 3:15PM
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Pooksmasterflex
Posts: 250 - Karma: 10
'I won't be able to vote for like...four more years.' (18 year old Tanner Hall)
props to skimac...what an awsome quote
Nov 8 2004 3:39PM
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JoeKing
Posts: 80 - Karma: 10
^You sure he wasn't referring to the next election being in 4 years?
I can't tolerate intolerant people!
Nov 8 2004 5:01PM
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LOOKATSHERMAN
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
me- CAn i get an autograph
Hugo harrison- 'you already got one and last time you said your name was jose'
Nov 8 2004 5:13PM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
My friend Mike slacking off at band practice- 'but I'm so tired and asian'
^well i guess he doesnt ski though
If I had more energy, I'd burn that young mans face
Nov 8 2004 5:51PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,266
to many from philou at camp this summer. funniest guy





sms sess 4
Nov 8 2004 5:57PM
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cork5
Posts: 455 - Karma: 10
kid-hey jf, how do you say 'go fuck a monkey' in french? jf-your mom

jf is a faggot-mcconkey

jf smells-morrison (quickly followed by) i like to smell jf!-jp

finally-suck it bitch-none other than cusson of course
skiing is for little fat kids
Nov 8 2004 6:11PM
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ski_Crystal
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
'hey, Kirsten, you're so hot' - Mike Wilson

oh, wait. that never happened. my bad

~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*


start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
Nov 8 2004 6:35PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
'Ah shit, i spelled Crichtons name wrong. Dont tell him about this' Andy Woods signing a poster last weekend.
Nov 8 2004 8:55PM
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canadian_ski_chick
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
'dude this girl chronicing' tanner hall to me, since when is chronicing a word?
Nov 8 2004 9:32PM
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Fishtaless
Posts: 177 - Karma: 10
'Fuck me Franklin'-Grete Eliassen
Nov 9 2004 4:27PM
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skieveryday
Posts: 660 - Karma: 19
Ever time Phil Dion would hit our biggest hit at camp and say 'That's a huge bitch!'

'I have to go get some cold medicine'-Belanger after blatantly smoking a joint on the upper deck of our house in Welches, Oregon and then driving us to a nearby school to play ultimate frisbee.



I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
Nov 9 2004 7:22PM
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EricSpriet
Posts: 223 - Karma: 10
'the man on the moon lives in cameras.'
member that one ccrew
www.clutchfilms.com
go buy 50 nuts
Nov 9 2004 7:47PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
'kevan kozlowski is the dankest skiier of all time...not to mention the ladies love him' ~all of them
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7



'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
Nov 9 2004 8:09PM
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RastaSkier9
Posts: 1563 - Karma: 15
i forget who said it but its a classic in FREEZE 'Theres no doubt Tanner is going to win, he's wearing bib number 420!'


The Early Bird Gets The Worm....
Nov 9 2004 9:38PM
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turbo_penguin
Posts: 282 - Karma: 15
amazing thread
Nov 9 2004 9:52PM
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skieveryday
Posts: 660 - Karma: 19
^^ I think Nick Mercon said it...perhaps it was the Zima ('An escape from the harsh reality of beer') talking.

LaTe




I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
Nov 13 2004 12:35AM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
actually turpin got sloppy seconds on that pro ho becuase SHE lip slid my rail the night before...then i just fucked the shit outta her





work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it
Nov 13 2004 12:27PM
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