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Pick Up Lines

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woogity
Posts: 1136 - Karma: 23
Whats the best pick up line you know.?
i'll start.

if you were a new burger at McDonalds, you would be called a McGorgeous.

Aug 5 2008 12:52PM
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DMillster22
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
Your parents must have been bakers, cuz you got nice buns

that dress looks nice on you but it would look better in a heap by my bed

lets do breakfast tomorrow. Should i call you or nudge you?


Aug 5 2008 12:55PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
this thread has been done so many times
Aug 5 2008 12:56PM
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woogity
Posts: 1136 - Karma: 23
nice legs. what time do they open.

oh my gosh. im looking for my puppy. have you seen him. i think he ran into that sleezy cheap motel room.
Aug 5 2008 12:58PM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
were you by chance raised on a farm?
no?
oh well your sure good at raising cocks


and this thread has been done before but i still felt like contributing
Aug 5 2008 1:05PM
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ben_southworth
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 447
are you a turkey? cause i wanna stuff it up your ass.

what has 32 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper.
Aug 5 2008 1:05PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,432
are you free tonight or will it cost me
Aug 5 2008 1:12PM
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vinnyT
Posts: 349 - Karma: 10
do u work on a chicken farm? cause u sure know how to raise a cock
Aug 5 2008 2:44PM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
your dad must of been a theif, caus ehe stiole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes.

let me check your tag?  shoot i though it would say "made in heaven"

are your feet tired, youve been running threw my mind all day

what time you getting off?  can i be the reason!
Aug 5 2008 2:48PM
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twsnow22
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 485
search bar noob
Aug 5 2008 2:55PM
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woogity
Posts: 1136 - Karma: 23
i have never herd of that one...do you say that to fat women?
Aug 5 2008 3:01PM
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tomalom
Posts: 350 - Karma: 10

the word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word

Aug 5 2008 3:58PM
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juanborlando
Posts: 3598 - Karma: 2,538
do you work at subway?  cause you just gave me a footlong.

do i know you?  cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend
Aug 5 2008 4:42PM
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Holte
Posts: 10730 - Karma: 7,744
If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Aug 5 2008 6:41PM
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woogity
Posts: 1136 - Karma: 23
i like that subway one. never herd it before.
Aug 5 2008 6:43PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
do you have any norwgian in you?

no

do you wanrs some in you?
Aug 5 2008 6:45PM
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80*s4eva
Posts: 423 - Karma: 43
Do you have a keg in yo pants?

Why?

Cause I wanna tap that azz
Aug 6 2008 1:55PM
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C_Shred
Posts: 58 - Karma: 10
I know i don't stand a chance, but i just wanted to hear an angel talk
Aug 6 2008 1:55PM
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Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
my love for you is like diaharia, i just cant hold it in.
Aug 6 2008 3:30PM
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woogity
Posts: 1136 - Karma: 23
gross but funny
Aug 6 2008 5:31PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
Aug 6 2008 5:44PM
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cct_222
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 141
if i were i fly, i'd land on u cause you're the SHIT!
Aug 6 2008 5:46PM
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armadapandemic89
Posts: 67 - Karma: 11
I put the S.T.D. in stud and all i need is u!

My friends call me Doug, that's god spelled backwards with a little u wrapped up in it.
Aug 6 2008 6:16PM
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huckforjesus
Posts: 180 - Karma: 12
i'll let you lip slide my rail, if i can nose grind your box.
Aug 6 2008 6:38PM
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WhoWantIt
Posts: 395 - Karma: 26
Is there a mirror in your pocket, because I can see me in your pants.
Aug 6 2008 6:38PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
Aug 6 2008 6:40PM
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ben_southworth
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 447
haha as far as calling him noob, he does have more posts than you and five times the karma..
Aug 6 2008 6:54PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
hahaha best one yet
Aug 6 2008 7:43PM
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KarmaSkiier
Posts: 461 - Karma: 6
are you jamiacan. cuz jamaican me crazy
Aug 6 2008 8:02PM
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the-big-lepowski
Posts: 1212 - Karma: 544
Are you a scientist? Because I think I feel some chemistry between us!
Aug 6 2008 9:43PM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
Brainstorm between me and my friends

Hey, you have a wheel chair? Cuase you'll need one when I'm done with you

Or, actually used this

Are you a nascar driver, cause you burn more rubber than anyone ive ever seen!
Aug 6 2008 9:47PM
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Dbouch
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 13
Hello, would you like to have sexual intercourse with me?
Aug 6 2008 9:56PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
do you have a little noregian in you?

do you want a little noregain in you?
Aug 6 2008 10:08PM
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Kontuckie.
Posts: 151 - Karma: 10
ive got the dictionary tattooed on my penis. lets go to my place and ill put some words in your mouth.
Aug 6 2008 10:28PM
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woogity
Posts: 1136 - Karma: 23
im big...
Aug 6 2008 10:31PM
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Jay31
Posts: 796 - Karma: 11
i do 40 cock push ups a day
Aug 7 2008 12:02AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
are your parents drug dealers?

cuz you're dope and I'm addicted.
Aug 7 2008 12:09AM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
nice shoes
wana fuck?
Aug 7 2008 12:21AM
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PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134
bwahahahaahahahaha  im usin that one next time out... i bet you get mad puyssy with that
Aug 7 2008 12:24AM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
u gota be straight up with the ladies lol
Aug 7 2008 12:26AM
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Jay31
Posts: 796 - Karma: 11
tee hee, read into that one, you will laugh
Aug 7 2008 12:29AM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
i love you...now come home with me bitch.......

nah jk i wouldnt say that ever. i like the stars in your eyes one.
Aug 7 2008 12:32AM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
hahahah what a legit pun
Aug 7 2008 12:37AM
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PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134
straight up for sure hahahaha
Aug 7 2008 1:00AM
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aurora.
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 104
someone has actually told me this before....as a legitamate pick up line...i was insulted...and ran away..haha
Aug 7 2008 1:13AM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165

the word of the day is legs, lets go to my place and spread the word, then I'll show you how to use the searchbar on NS

Aug 7 2008 1:16AM
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Jay31
Posts: 796 - Karma: 11
it was good until the unnecessary  comment at the end, haha
Aug 7 2008 1:19AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
Lets go back to my place and have angry buttsex.
Aug 7 2008 1:46AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608

I just thought of another.
I'm gonna fuck you whether you like it or not.

Aug 7 2008 1:54AM
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Jay31
Posts: 796 - Karma: 11
really aweful thing to say, but i laughed when i heard it

rape is the new sex
Aug 7 2008 1:56AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
Hey as long as it's innevitable you might as well lie back and enjoy it.
Aug 7 2008 2:00AM
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