no way man, numero uno was when i think it was iraqis kidnap santa...that one was just insane.
'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
yes, the one with scott tenorman and Radiohead is definatly the most fucked up. Thats why its my favorite
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''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell
i cant believe noone said the one w/ alll the 'rich' people. all of the rich ppl were black, and the south park ppl were trying to get rid of them. and at the end, somone is like, 'good thing all the richies are gone,' and aonther guy goes, 'richies, whatever. at least we got rid of all the ni-' and it cuts off for the credits, my mouth was open for 5 min. its funny shit, but the are brutal man
Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
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the butters one were his dad goes do gay spas and his mom tries to drown him in the river. i think thats what the first post was refering to. ya thats messed up and so is the scott teterman which has also been menchind
'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay
'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty
'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart
'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'
'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'
the one when the Indians take the SARS infected Chinese and rub them against blankets and give them to the people of south park because of the bet kyles dad made. that one is soooo funny but sooo wrong. its like what the whites did to the indians but backwards and with SARS.
mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne