so i go to like this little shindig after chugging two jolts (im a fuckin badass) in this girls garage and theres a few people there and were just chillin so im mackin it with the chick that owns the place and everyone leaves so im like sweet good opportunity and im getting comfortable and feeling her out and her brothers at rock the bells so hes not supposed to be home for awhile but then all of a sudden to my dismay the door opens and its him now hes 21 and im 16 but older looking and his sisters like 18 or something so he walks in goes who the fuck are you, names joe burchard nice to meet you man, how old are you, 16, oh and walks out im like wow dodged a bullet there, false i was completely wrong he comes back with two friends who now have a newborn hate for me and we start talking about who the fuck knows what and everything i say theyre like oh so your a bitch but in nicer words for instance, you play any sports joe, yeah i play football baseball and ski, oh really i play football what position, qb, oh so you dont like to get hit i play fullback i love hitting kids, yeah shit, basically all that then the brother goes to his sister i sent you a text look at it, she looks down goes alright joe lets leave, so the text was mostlikely get this fucking kid out of my face before i hit him, so we leave and i couldnt even look at her because of the fear of getting my ass beaten, and now she wants me to sneak out with her and i really do not want to anymore, people dont hate me because im laidback, but now there are 3 kids that would love to kill me. my name is hansle and that was my cool story.
sparknotes: there are people that want to beat me up
formally - rektalrelapse
- my crocheted hats website
me: Yo man you coming to my rail jam next week that im having in my backyard right?
jared: of course i wouldnt miss it for the world, wait a rail jam is a male orgy right because if not im not coming
throw some steeze on that bitch
you have the maturity of a four year old and the phisique to match