What's the worst beatdown you've ever witnessed?

damn

shit. thats fucked up. i hate how cops pick and choose what they care about.

shit i cant really remember any good beat downs. 

so today i was outside chillin and I see sam, the local stray cat. he comes out from behind a house and into the road with this blue jay flying in and pecking him. im like come on sam you got this shit. blue jay swoops down and pecks him on the back and hovers over him going in for the next attack. All of a sudden, sam calms down. He sits where he's at and chills. Cool calm and collective, Sam raises his paw and bitch slaps that bird. The thing tumbles down from where it was hovering and just stands in the street cawing at him. Sam walks away like the man he is and im left there with more respect for that cat then ive ever had

now that is a true beat down.

sweet my cats so stupid. shes an indoor cat so we leave her on the roof sometimes so she can be outside but not escape and this morning she was meowing at my window so i get up and try to open it but my window jams. so i open the window on the other side and she just continues meowing at the same window so i start throwing pennys from the window i just opened and she still doesnt get it. my cats a major tool and pisses everywhere

i was the victim of a beatdown that i heard was pretty good- i was at a highsdchool basketball game- we were leaving to go back to my house to chill when all of the sudden i got sucker punched in the side of the face- i thought it was my lil bro cause we were arguing with each other and turned around to see like 8-10 black kids- i flip shiot and throw the kid to the ground but he gets up and runs- none of my friends even realized what was going on- i found the kid in school like 3 weeks later and beat the shit out of him in a bathroom- broke his nose- never got in trouble though- turns out he thought i was someone else but i dont care- i fucked his day up andf thats all that matters to me

hahah 'a big black guy'

I saw a girls tongue get cut off at school once

holy crap...how did that start

sounds like a combination of booze and someone holding their tongue. no fuckin pun intended.

uhm at a carnival last year there was one.. i didnt see it but heard about it from everyone

my friend was just walking wiht a few other people, and some random drunk guy whos probably like 25-30 just comes up and hits him in the side of the head and is yelling random shit at him. then about 2 seconds later 3 cops run over, all of them tazer him, and 2 of the tazer wires hit him straight in the face. then he fell and the cops all jumped on him and i guess arrested him

worst fight i have ever seen happened when i was skiing. these two brothers were skiing in the park having a good time and got in a fight with a group of four snowboarders. bunch of stuff happens but in the end one of the brothers knocks one of the kids out and while the kid is falling to the ground the other brother kicks the dude in the face with his ski boot. it was fucked up and lots of blood went everywhere.

hell yes.

oh yeah at my mountain last season, my friend and this other kid thats a giant poser were in the lodge, and the poser started talking shit to a group of guys that were probably like 17.. and he was 14. so they just ignored him but he said something to them that really pissed them off as he was walking out, and they came outside and tapped him on the shoulder and one of them just hit him straight in the face and he was out with one punch

Ali got one

this isnt that epic of a beat down, but the way it went down was so G i have to tell it.

There's this kid named Josh, he was a senior 2 years ago, on parole for assault with a bat, recently released from alternative school. Suffice to say, he was not the kind of person you would want your daughter to date.

At my school, it's a combination of super rich white kids from Delafield (upper class town) and sketch ghetto kids from Dousman ("dirty d")

Being a scary ass mother fucker, Josh had earned the respect from all the ghetto Dousman kids, most of whom were Mexican. So basically, he had three or four younger kids (sophmores, freshman) following him around everywhere, doing pretty much whatever he said...pretty much little goons.

anyway, he has this sketch Dousman girlfriend who was friends with a DOUCHE BAG (capital letters) rich asshole named Tony. Tony befriended Josh's girlfriend, then proceded to talk massive shit about Josh..bad move

one day after 8 period, I was walking down the hall to art class when I saw like a big group. I pushed my way to the front and saw Tony and Josh talking. It didnt seem like there was much hostility at the time, but that changed very quickly. Thinking he was the shit, Tony's body language became very aggressive. (couldnt really hear what they were saying) Tony is a solid 6 feet 3, while Josh is like 5 foot 6.



This is where it gets like a scene from a movie. Josh gets fed up with Tony's shit talking, very calmly drops his head down and takes out his fake diamond stud earrings (standard Dousman apparel).

He then very calmly motions for one of his goon kids to come over. Josh raises his arms and the kid takes off his coat for him, and Josh, free of his earrings and coat, drops this Tony kid with one punch. Broken nose, bleeding all over, and Josh straight up stepped over him and walked down the hallway like nothing happened.

it was like a movie

^ Hahah that sounds pretty epic.

Worst I've seen was some fight between some guy from South Auckland and a local kid, got pretty bad, one of them got thrown through a bakery window, but then some old guy (maybe in his late 50s or 60s?) tried to get in between them and break it up, and one of them beat the crap out of him.  Cops came and both the other guys ran, but the old guy wasn't hurt luckily.  Dont know how. 

on a friday night at school me and my roommate were walking back to our dorm from a frat party. on our way we see a big fight in the road ahead. it's one guy getting the shit kicked out of him by 5 other guys. when we got there he was laying on the ground unconscious while all the other guys kicked him in the face and ribs and jumped on him repeatedly. my roommate and i weren't about to break up the fight in the state we were in so my roommate calls the cops. the next day we read in the paper that the kid had a concussion, several broken ribs, a fractured skull and a lacerated liver. supposedly no students from my school were involved even though the fight happened in the middle of campus.

thats so fucked up, but thats how people fight in college.  thats why fighting is a bad idea.  the one time I started a fight in school it actually worked out pretty well.  this douchebag was talking shit to my friend for no reason and pushed him.  the guy had previously said something rude to me for no reason, so I walked up and told him to fuck off.  he started talking shit to me.  you know the type, loud as a motorbike.

so I grabbed him by the throat and slammed him into a door, breaking the door right in front of the guy who owned the house.  I thought I was gonna get kicked out for sure.  instead the owner turns to the douchebag and tells him to get the fuck out.  the whole party is looking at us the entire time.  then I had the golden opportunity to play it all off and not look like a drunken hothead.  I said "hey lets all just forget about him and have a good time!" and the festivities resumed.  of course no one suspected I was still full of drunken rage and wanted to kick the guy's ass.

I was lucky that time.  fighting in college can go south so easily.

my friend chased a kid down and kicked his head on a picnic table a few times, broke his shoulder, and threw the picnic table on top of the kid. Then i got the fuck out of there.

why did he do this? the kid stole his pokemon cards when he was drunk 3 years before

i failed attempt at a beatdown- im parked outside the liquor store the other day and this crack head starts begging this dude in the car behind me for change. his head is in the window and his arms are rested on the car. All the sudden i see these 2 other hobos run up on the dude from behind and start beatinghim down with clubs.....then on instinct like this shit had happened 100 times before the dude just scurries away kinda in a hop/run/skip until hes a few buildings down across the street---kinda had to be there to understand how badass it was that this dude got away he was up against a car pretty much trapped taking clubs to his head and back and he just bounced

owned

i wont tell you my real name, but yes that was me. he said some rude shit about my moms.

a 300 pound kid beat the shit out of like a 150 pound kid, they were like knocking lunch tables around and shit, it was cool, it was like the biggest thing to ever go down in my school, oh and like 10 russian kids against like 10 black kids, i was like a fucking gang war, i took like every cop in town to stop it, other than that nothing ever happens in my school

tanner hall beat down dumont in half pipe... gotta spin both ways yo

i was walking back from a race and heard a bunch of yelling down a sidestreet.  I turned to see two guys chasing a bum.  Guy A threw a whiskey bottle at the bum but it bounced off him.  The bum stumbles and Guy A runs up to presumably hit him but the bum turns and clocks the guy right in the face.  Guy A drops and the bum kicks him superhard in the ribs.  From about 100 feet away I could hear the thump of his foot connecting with the guys body.  At this point guy B runs up and hits the bum who proceeds to run off. 

that cat is a pimp

I would tell the store but no one would believe it..

ok, im friends with these two kids that are twins, frank and anthony...
one day im walking down the hall, and this pot head scum bag kid is all up in anthony's grill yelling at him.  i stop and watch, and now a circle is starting form around them.  this scumbag kid decks anthony.  they start fighting...anthony is bigger, tougher, and is just kicking this kids ass.
another scum bag jumps in, and starts hitting anthony, who is still winning because the orignal kid he was fighting, brian, is on the ground.  out of no where,  anthony's twin brother frank comes running right past me, like full sprint, winds up, and decks this second scumbag kid.  drops him with one hit.
fight over. hahahaha.  there was not a teacher in sight.

I saw a lil white kid get jumped by 3 big mexican dudes, one punch to the ground and then a beating with punches and kicks getting thrown for a good 2 minutes till me and my friends could pull the dudes off him, then all hell broke loose when one of the mexicans pulled a gun, me and my crew promptly got the hell out of there with the uncontous kid in the back of my truck, leaving before somebody got shot.

scariest night of my life.

4 black chicks clawing each others hair out in my high school

me and 6 guys walking home from the bar. We see two guys, one black one white wearing backpacks at like 3 in the morning. 

Someone jerk I was with was like what are you fags going to class or something? And they're like "we got guns in these bags" and we're like haha this is Kansas you don't have shit but at the same time we weren;t sure if they actually did have them.

Then the white guy comes over and punches my friend (my friend was the 185 lb Sate wrestling champ for Missouri high schools) So needless to say my friend dominates this kid.

So when it breaks out all of us run to fuck these dudes up. Problem is I'm the ONLY one who runs towards the black dude. Hes way bigger and Im running as fast as I can, Im moving too fast to punch so I give him a forearm to the face then started swinging wildly as fast as possible bc there is no way Im taking this dude. We got tangled up and went to the ground. He mounts me and I'm like, "God damn it here we go, Grant time to say good night". So i try to close the distance and hold onto his arms so he cant get a good shot in. Then he seperates and right as he gets ready to rain down on my face my friend comes over and hits him the side of the head. It takes a lot of shots, and all I see is this big black dude and his afro slowly falling off to the side of me.

Then we stomped these kids, and yes I mean stomped. All 6 of us were punching and kicking the shit out of them as the squirmed around and tried to cover up. There was so much blood comihng out of both of them, they were like motionless at points.

When it was all over the white kid said something else, my friend upercutted him, then we started stomping him again while the black dude just watched.

Oh yea we stole their backpacks and stuffed one of them down the sewer, there were no guns.

I almost feel bad, but they defintley started it even tho they were super out numbered, plus the claim about the guns, come on.




CLIFF NOTES: 2 dudes claim to have guns and start with me and 5 of my friends. We stomp the shit out of their heads and steal their shit. What could have been the worst beatdown I've ever suffered turned into the worst beatdown I, and a shitload of other people have ever given out.

thats fucking terrible and not cool at all

Act 1 - in the bar:

i was in fernie last reading week on vacation with my family. it was the second last night we were in town, so we decided to go hit up some local bars. it was myself (6'6" 220), my older brother (6'5" 240), my younger brother (6'4" 180), and my younger brothers girlfriend. at one point, around midnight, my older brother was on the patio having a phone conversation and my younger brother was in the washroom, so it was just myself and my little brothers girlfriend sitting at the table which we had occupied the entire time we were at this bar. a group of ~6 guys approach and attempt to annex our table. they proceed to sit down, some of them start hitting on my brothers girlfriend, others try to drink from our pitchers. I was not very pleased with the entire situation so i began explaining to them that people where occupying those seats and that they would be back soon. they ignored this remark. frustrated, i explained to them that if they did not remove themselves from our table, i would move them. that got their attention. two of them stood up and approached me and got in my face, one shoved me in the chest (bad idea). i quickly choke slammed both of them to the ground, at that point we had caught the attention of the bouncers, who quickly threw the group of ~6 guys out, and appologized to my and my brothers girlfriend for the distrubance.

both of my brothers make their way back to our table and i tell them what had just transpired. my little brother, being the shit disturber that he is exlaims that he is going to go outside for a "smoke" (he hates cigs). he in fact goes out to the front of the bar and begins talking shit to the group of ~6 guys that had just been kicked out. after he was gone for about 15 minutes, he returns, last call comes around and we order a final pitcher, drink it and leave the bar.

ummm 2 wiggers cornerd a black kid in the corner of the locker room and pounded on him? thats about it

Act 2 - outside

the four of us exit the bar and are greeted by the ~6 guys who were kicked out earlier that night, they had waited for me. immediately one of them gets up in my face and starts shoving me and talking shit, so i give him a hearty shove and send him flying into a van parked on the side of the road infront of the bar, he dropped like a sack of potatoes.

at that point, the entire group swarmed me, throwing punches at me and trying to wrestle me to the ground, but apparently i have the skills of a UFC champion when drunk, so i grabbed the closest guy and threw him to the ground and began feeding him some shots. picture this now: myself, using some bitch as a human punching bag pinned on the ground with a swarm of guys around me punching me and trying to wrestle me off of their friend. at this point my brothers decided to join the fun. my older brother began ripping guys off of me and literally throwing them aside, my younger brother grabbed oone guy and pinned him down and began punching him, even my brothers girlfriend put a guy in a headlock.

their group retreated with their tails between their legs (looking like they had just gone thru hell), and we walk away with one helluva story to tell

i promise you that this story was not embellished or exaggerated at all

In my school (probably the whitest school evr), i saw some pretty big black kid drag this skinny ass white boy smartass into a bathroom stall, smash his head into the flusher column on the toilet a few imes, then pinned him against the stall wall and just rocked him in the face for a while

hey whatever mom

I have one pretty good one, and one epic one.

1-Ok, so there was this kid Brett who used to go to my school and who was a complete psycho. Seriously this kid punched a cop. Bret was known for hacking into the school network and messing stuff up. Brett was also known for pissing people off. Anyway, freshmen year, me and my group of 5 friends are chilling before school starts. Brett comes up and we're all like "Oh damn...". We try to ignore him, but he keeps on persisting. After we continue to ignore him, he starts to insult us. My friend, who happens to be a skiier, has a hare lip. Anyway, Brett starts talking to him about that, and them calls my friend a Jew. My normally non-violent friend (who happens to be not jacked and skinny) gets really pissed and decks Brett in the face, flooring him. Brett stands up, with a look of serious "I'm crazy and I'm gonna kill you" rage in his eyes. Brett comes straight at my friend, who is just stunned at what he did. Brett is just about to hit my friend when my buddy Brandon (6"2' and jacked) picks up Brett and throws him down. At this point we are all stunned because my group of friends doesn't get in fights. Anyway, the foriegn exchange student witnesses the whole thing, and promptley begins jumping up and down with excitement. He grabs my friends hand and does the WWE thing, saying "WINNER". It was pretty cool.

Heres the second one:

Ok this happened just the other night. I was chilling at my dad's house, where my room overlooks the park of my town, where a lot of unsavory characters hang out. Anyway, it's like 11 at night, and I hear some girl bitching some kid out in the park. No big deal, happens all the time. I resume my IM conversation on the computer, and go about my buisiness. After about 5 mins, the screaming was still going on, so I get up and look out my window. Who do I see but Zack Tansey, one of the scummiest kids in my school, getting yelled at by a group of 6 eighth grade girls. *history about Zack*-this kid shit his pants in 6th grade because the teacher wouldn't let him go to the bathroom-.Anyway, the girls are yelling about Zack "sleeping around" and, "Being a man-whore". Things start to escalate, and one of the girls comes and spits a loogie right on zack. I'm pretty much laughing my brains out by now. Zack does nothing, and the girls walk away. As the girls walk away, Zack mumbled something, and one of the girls flips shit and charges him. Zack grabs the girl and holds her, not hitting her or anything. This makes all the other girls freak out "STOP GRABBING HER YOU SCUMBAG!!!". What ensues was the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life. The girls grab his hair, slap him across the face, claw him, and punch him in the stomach for a good 30 seconds before running across the street to chill at the mini mart. Zack walks away with his tail in between his legs. About 5 mins later, I see a pack of like 12 girls running down the street yelling "where did he go?" and "let's kick his ass!". I'm yelling out my window "HE WENT THAT WAY" and "GIRL POWER". What the outcome was I will never know, but the events that occured that night will never leave my mind.

Cliffnotes:Kid who shit his pants in 6th grade (senior now) gets his ass beat by a bunch of 8th grade girls for "sleeping around"

YOU started shit with 2 guys, and 6 people beat the living shit out of them.  I hope someday you try the same thing again, and one of the guys is nuts and pulls out a gun and makes you suck his dick.

and ghostfacekillah--your family is fucking huge.  those guys were retarded.

uh, no. We said something stupid, then they said something threatening, theres a difference.

They then crossed the street, walked up a small hill (all while yelling about their guns) and punched a kid without even squaring up for a fair fight.

And if you were there and you didnt help beat the shit out of 2 guys who just threatened your life you really need to question your manhood.

those were both funny man hgahagds

i have a ton to type up but dont feel like it at the moment.

but for one, my school has a huge UFC fighting night blah blah blah.

so its basically this huge ass ripped state placer wrestler against this scum bag with a black dead tooth in his front teeth. these kids meet up at a elementary school to throw down and what not, they start going at it. the scum bag lands like 20 hits the wrestler is dazed out of his mind but he keeps on trying to wrestle him down to the ground taking major huge blows to the head. it looks like he has only one eye bc the other eye is totally swelled up and not able to be opened. his nose is bleeding everywhere. he has a huge ass cut on the side of his faces making his whole entire face red of blood. the scum bag gets thrown into a ditch and tables turn to the wrestler. he sits on top of him landing hits on his head like no other and just pop pop pop. like 5 cars were parked on the side of adults just watching the fight and laughing at the two pussies for fighting over a girl. most fucking bloodiest shit ive seen. about 40 people showed up, luckily there wasnt a huge gang brawl



another story,

this red head straight up wigger jumps a black kid and hits him in the head once dropping him....
the black kid has his back pack on seriously sitting on his ass this his eyes barely open because he was so dazed by the first cheap shot...  his whole fucking face is bleeding. and this red head swings about 20 more times obviously landing every hit and fucking this kid up so bad.... teachers run out and he runs down the stairs and books it like a pussy ass bitch. the black kid had 3 friends that were massive black dudes. seriously 6'5 250 what not and they didnt help him. the whole time they were just yelling at him to get the fuck up when he was basically knocked out. this was all during class and there was probably 20-30 kids watching and just following this red head and watching him beat kids up for fun.... he was suspended that day before he jumped the black kid so he took out his anger on him.  basically this red head is nothing but trouble. he tazers kids for no reason and fights anyone for fun.

this was pretty funny actually.  These two kids were starting fighting in the hallway and one of them bumps into my chem teacher who happened to be walking by.  Anyway, my teacher whirls around, grabs the kid by the shirt, lifts him up and slams him into a trash can.  Funniest shit ever

seriously, someone needs to like kill that kid.

okay so this kid on my soccer team, he is like 5'7" but he is fucking buff as shit. like he has some seriously muscle to him oh and red hair haha and this kid about same height and a redneck but skinny decide to fight up at a park by my house. the redhead is a junior and redneck a freshman. everyone knew the redhead would annihilate the redneck kid. the redneck was asking for it all of the school year, talking shit on him and stuff for like no reason. so i get a ride up there and we pick up the redhead and are the first ones up there. within half an hour 21 cars show up from our school. probably 75 kids there. alright so they go out into the baseball field and start fighting. the redneck starts throwing haymakers like none other then just gets rocked. the redhead starts beating his ass and the redneck pulls out a fucking knife. so we are all like oh fuck dude get outta there. this big ass kid, probably like 300 pounds of muscle comes after this redneck and dares him to stab him he throws him up on the fence and just basically kills him. then the rednecks friends, probably like twenty start beating the redheads ass who was standing on the side so me and a bunch of friends run out and it is basically a huge brawl and rednecks get their fucking asses kicked. i guess like 10 of them had to get stitches and had broken shit. it was amazing.

too much "red" in that story


rednecks and redheads -> fuck em both

yeah halfway through the story i was about to be like fuck it, i need to use names. then i didn't haha.

alright, i got a couple theyre not great though

so my friend collin got mugged by this black kid a few weeks ago (collin has brass knuckles just for reference here) so we go to this kids house, the kid opens the door and we're pretending to buy drugs from him, and then he comes back with a knife right so i grab the kid around the throat from behind while collin just destroys this kids face with his knuckles. we left him unconscious in a bloody mess on his floor.


umm 2nd one here

so this kid like 2 years younger than me was talkin shit so i push him and he punches me, i pick him up by the throat and throw him off like a 10 ft ledge kid comes back at me flailing like crazy right, so i throw him down and start raining blows on his face, then i leave, he pushes me in school the next day so i slam him into a locker, he started crying. what a bitch.

LOL, question my manhood?  look in the mirror you dumb fuck, you and 5 of your lameass friends beat the shit out of 2 people, and you started it.  I remember having this idea that fights were between 2 people, and if a person got knocked to the ground, he got hit a few times until he gave up.

One night earlier this summer my friend and my sister walked down to the beach to smoke a blunt. All is well, and we return to the house just fine, when we are struck with the munchies and decide to make a trek to Wendy's. We hop in the car and begin our trip down the road. Under a streetlight in the middle of the dark road, there's a car stopped. We brake and see what's going on. There is a guy standing in the road yelling into the open driver's seat, and then he leans in and just starts pummeling the driver, getting a good 10 shots in. We just sat there in astonishment and awe and fear as the guy realizes he's making a scene, hops in the back seat, and the car pulls over to the side of the road. We were so shocked that we went and got baconators.