I have one pretty good one, and one epic one.
1-Ok, so there was this kid Brett who used to go to my school and who was a complete psycho. Seriously this kid punched a cop. Bret was known for hacking into the school network and messing stuff up. Brett was also known for pissing people off. Anyway, freshmen year, me and my group of 5 friends are chilling before school starts. Brett comes up and we're all like "Oh damn...". We try to ignore him, but he keeps on persisting. After we continue to ignore him, he starts to insult us. My friend, who happens to be a skiier, has a hare lip. Anyway, Brett starts talking to him about that, and them calls my friend a Jew. My normally non-violent friend (who happens to be not jacked and skinny) gets really pissed and decks Brett in the face, flooring him. Brett stands up, with a look of serious "I'm crazy and I'm gonna kill you" rage in his eyes. Brett comes straight at my friend, who is just stunned at what he did. Brett is just about to hit my friend when my buddy Brandon (6"2' and jacked) picks up Brett and throws him down. At this point we are all stunned because my group of friends doesn't get in fights. Anyway, the foriegn exchange student witnesses the whole thing, and promptley begins jumping up and down with excitement. He grabs my friends hand and does the WWE thing, saying "WINNER". It was pretty cool.
Heres the second one:
Ok this happened just the other night. I was chilling at my dad's house, where my room overlooks the park of my town, where a lot of unsavory characters hang out. Anyway, it's like 11 at night, and I hear some girl bitching some kid out in the park. No big deal, happens all the time. I resume my IM conversation on the computer, and go about my buisiness. After about 5 mins, the screaming was still going on, so I get up and look out my window. Who do I see but Zack Tansey, one of the scummiest kids in my school, getting yelled at by a group of 6 eighth grade girls. *history about Zack*-this kid shit his pants in 6th grade because the teacher wouldn't let him go to the bathroom-.Anyway, the girls are yelling about Zack "sleeping around" and, "Being a man-whore". Things start to escalate, and one of the girls comes and spits a loogie right on zack. I'm pretty much laughing my brains out by now. Zack does nothing, and the girls walk away. As the girls walk away, Zack mumbled something, and one of the girls flips shit and charges him. Zack grabs the girl and holds her, not hitting her or anything. This makes all the other girls freak out "STOP GRABBING HER YOU SCUMBAG!!!". What ensues was the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life. The girls grab his hair, slap him across the face, claw him, and punch him in the stomach for a good 30 seconds before running across the street to chill at the mini mart. Zack walks away with his tail in between his legs. About 5 mins later, I see a pack of like 12 girls running down the street yelling "where did he go?" and "let's kick his ass!". I'm yelling out my window "HE WENT THAT WAY" and "GIRL POWER". What the outcome was I will never know, but the events that occured that night will never leave my mind.
Cliffnotes:Kid who shit his pants in 6th grade (senior now) gets his ass beat by a bunch of 8th grade girls for "sleeping around"
Columbia Jacket Steeze
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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