im working at a local park , cleaning trails , painting benches, its min. wage but we always go up in the woods, orr take naps , and i get to drive around in a golf cart... you be surprised the places you can take them , oh yeah and dont have work on fridays , JEA !
dont take life too seriously, you wont make it out alive.
hopefully working at target but the lady hasnt called me back yet
ur names pink.... so u got boobs then?
"The joy I get from skiing, that's worth dying for" -CR Johnson
porn and NS are all i use. so back in 94 the internet had half of what i need to survive.- Shawn.
Well, that truly sucks. You should get her a care package. A razor, some soap, and a banana. Tell her to clean her area, shave, practice on the nanner, and come back to your room. She owes you.-snwbrdmilf
I work as a lifeguard at my local outdoor pool. I love my job.
me: "you should just say you're 17"
mikey:: "But wouldn't she know when she like (mutters off) downstairs"
me: "You have a small penis, don't you"
miley: "well not very small, but..."
i work at giant eagle and make $8 an hour sitting at a cash register. nobody shops there so i just talk to my coworkers. it's chill, kinda boring. i only work like 25 hours a week though.
work with my buddy and his boss doing "landscaping" in my free time/off days. $15 an hour to basically mulch yards is sick.
and sometimes i help my cousin cut yards when he needs it, $10 an hour to basically sit down. (i tell him i won't help unless i get to use the riding mower, he hates me for it but there is nothing he can do. nobody else will work hahaha)
so basically i'm raking in the money this summer, it's sick.
i work at mcdicks, its actually kinda fun but i only get $8/h and 50% off food. i eat so much mcdees that its unbelivable
oh yes, ive got hair. plenty of it. in fact, because i have such long hair sometimes when im in the shower lathered tips of my hair go into my eye and it stings like the dickens but i dont cry because im hardcore. -7X
Full-time at a fine wine & spirits store. Basically I get paid well to slang booze to people and suggest wines for them to drink. I am also getting a couple paid vacations to go to wine/cheese tastings and whiskey tastings and the great-american-beer-festival in denver in october. dope.
Part-time at a furniture store moving/picking-up furniture, real good pay
I'll get you blunted off of funky home-grown; 'cause when I smoke out, I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono...
camp counselor make a solid 9+ an hour and literally sit around doing nothing all day and talking to co workers who are chill
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
workin for a painting company and it's the hardest job I've ever had. Seriously almost fainted today in the heat and worked 11 hours basically nonstop other than 30 mins for lunch. Cant wait for track season in saratoga where I'll be a waiter. Last year had a day where I made $655 in tips.
Reverend N. Slither
i saw what must have been a 60 year old woman with freestyle skis the other day. needless to say she was a pussy and wasnt hitting anything. -ender