what i saw at the gym today

i once saw a 6'5'' transvestite walking out of a bar

i saw a dog trying to do a rabbit once




Ski Fast and Stay Away From the Trees

i saw 2 rabbits and a poodle having a threesome once. i'm scarred for life.
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- Ian
That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

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In Memory of Phrosty

N2S Media
Formerly Need2Ski69

who gives a shit?



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i love the smell of napalm in the morning
snow smells good to

there once was a man from new castle
who put a shit in a parcel
he sent it by plane with a note to explain
that it came from his grandmothers asshole

there once was a man from nepaul
who toured all the music halls
his favorite trick was to stand on his dick
and to roll of the stage on his balls
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

there this black/hawaiian chick/dude that works out at my gym I always stare at her trying to figure out which (s)he is but it is big and can lift way more than me


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.

it was scary though cause i couldnt tell if it was a guy or a girl and it was tiny... and itd make these crazy grimaces while lifting.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag

i would fuck it in the ass, when your mdone , you still dont know whether its a guy or a girl, but you might know if youre gay
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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

The powerhouse colon of Fulton
Was well renouned all around Sultan
By eating his beans
He descovered new means
Of Leaving the ground with Propulsion

I once Had a roomate Pierre
Who once fell asleep in my chair
i pulled out my unit
preceeded to tune it
an blow my load into his hair
I've Got a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell