All Oakley. Buy nothing but Oakley and you'll be just like him. I've been doin it for about a year now and I'm almost as cool as Tanner, I wear the exact skis, clothes, goggles and hair he does. It's awesome.
I still wear the same socks I've had since I was a toddler....turquiose and neon green heels/toes. I have about three pairs of them and I just rotate them, with the occasional purple pair I have...yes I have the coolest socks. If tanner wears cool socks like mine, maybe I'll get a pair
ok this I wanna be like tanner thing has gone way to far!!! he could wear a strap on dildo on his head and kids will be wanting to do the same
LineskiNJ: (in a skiboarder post)''this post is funny cause i used to skiboard and now im on candides 178s and i think skiing in the park is 10 TIMES EASIER GODAMIT, easier balance on rails, weight distrubution on jumps, spinning is easier the ski brings you around just do it and you will be fine, and landing on a jumps is a joke''
Once a skiboarder always a skiboarder, just because you switch and you ride non existent 178cm Candides doesn't cure you from being a ass-raping retard
wait. wait. tanner wears a strap on dildo on his forehead? i thought capurnicus was the only skier ghetto enough to do that.
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
lol how could people be so gullable that they would take this seriously...what a bunch of newbs, I thought this was just hilarious, don't you other morons see the point? They are making fun of people who are like 'What goggles does tanner wear?' 'what boots does seth use?'....morons
'Progression is Everything'
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting beside you saying: 'That was fucking awesome!!'
'My stomach tastes like sugar. It tastes so good that I want to puke so I can taste it's sugary goodness.' -Some Stoned Kid at a party I was at
The Best Pickup Line: 'Baby, you're gonna end up sucking someones dick here tonight, so it might as well be mine.'