any cop that busts you for fireworks unless your in NYC is a dick. I mean seriously, oh im gonna bust you for celebrating our independence day. fuck that. our cops are chill over here and they dont give a crap.
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73% of NS actually thinks I wrote the "Without volition I screamed my battle cry....." thread.
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. There's a large out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.
well you could play shit dollar... I'm not sure if you guys have heard of it yet. But it's when you shit on a dollar then drop it in a crowded place like a grocery store and watch the havoc begin. heres a tip: pinch on out then fold the bill over and smoosh it in there a little bit so it looks like a bill folded in half. you wont get the cops called on you though I dont think
im going up to my friends aunts house and their neighbors are always playing jokes on them so we're filling paper bags full of firecrackers and riding our dirtbikes into their yards, light the stuff and rip up the lawn...its ok though because they have 300 acres.
The worst thing I can possibly think of is buying a shit ton of the mortar shells, then lighting and throwing them into peoples lawns that you dislike. Leaves a big crater and shoots off in a random direction. My friends were throwing them out of a minivan (these guys are hicks on my lacrosse team) and one didn't go out and it exploded inside the minivan. The pictures of the destruction that it left are fucking gold.
Roman candle wars are fun, shooting them at each other. Bottle rocket wars are classic, my other pyro friend makes a ton of tennis ball bombs (tennis balls filled with powder with a little fuse so you light and throw, huge fucking boom).
M-80's are really fun, but I really wouldn't want to have that shit blow on me.
best i've got is hiding in the bushes by a road. light a firework and throw it right as the car passes. it will explode, they stop and think their tire is fucked. then they figure it out and start screaming. i had a guy chase me through my woods once...it was worth it.
if you guys wanna do soemthign really legit, climb your local garbage hill (works best if theres a lot of towns in that party of the state) and watch all the other citys' firework shows. we went up there for our 4th one year and counted 15 different sets of fireworks.
An American and a canadian die and go to heaven, st.peter says for 100 bucks they can go back to life...the American pays his hard earned money and goes back to his family....The candians still up there waiting for the government to pay his......
ahah you kids bit this hook, line, and sinker ahah. this is exactly what i was hoping would happen. fuck i'm pumped, like the kind of pumped you get, when you get exactly what you wanted. you guys are so predictable it's sad, thanks for playing right into my hand....stop taking things so serious, ahaha.
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