"Newschool skiing is not unique to North America. This form of skiing is evident all around the world, particularly in Africa, Brazil, Mexico and in specific parts of the Indian Sea."
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
Park Etiquette From A Park Ranger: There is no reward for being an idiot. Please clear all landings as quickly as possible, and for the love of the abominable snowman, don't hang out where people may land on you!
I said i wanted to be spancercized by Line too hmm
ur names pink.... so u got boobs then?
"The joy I get from skiing, that's worth dying for" -CR Johnson
porn and NS are all i use. so back in 94 the internet had half of what i need to survive.- Shawn.
Well, that truly sucks. You should get her a care package. A razor, some soap, and a banana. Tell her to clean her area, shave, practice on the nanner, and come back to your room. She owes you.-snwbrdmilf
i got seth and i said i wanted to be sponsored by line but i said my dream trip would be alaska, i liked mainly steeps, i would sleep on a table/floor to go skiing, and i wore whatever outerwear protects from pow
"Subject: WINDELLS SESSION ^ WHOS GOING"
-"You can't capitalize the number 6." -Billek
a friend of mine from new england was driving through georgia on a road trip and he ends up getting pulled over for speeding. the cop goes "son you were goin 80 in a 60. no one goes that fast through georgia." my friend responds with "well, Sherman did"
i got sammy and the first sentence pretty much described me completely for anyone thats seen me or heard me talk, "
You are short you have a weird voice but you kill it on the hill." Also I don't kill park, but im working on it and Im decent at BC, yeah I think i might be sammy
"i am also semi bi-polar so i get worked up easily" - ljskibum540