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What to do with my old skis!

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dave...
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so I have a pair of skis that I'm about to unmount (Reno Rockers), but I can't sell them because they are finished, so they are still in fairly good condition to be used for other things, but I wanted to hear if you guys have any ideas, and no, I will not sell them to you, unless you send 1000$ to my paypal account...

here were some ideas I had:

1. take them on lake ontario and try to water ski on them(could this fuck up my bindings?)

2. make a shot ski or beer ski(given of course)

3. any more ideas?

Alcohol related ideas are most needed, since this ski will be at IF3 for drinking games

+Karma for the ideas
Jun 24 2008 10:14PM
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ct_steeze
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build the top part of a bar with them
Jun 25 2008 10:03PM
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Rogge
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I sure do buddy!
Jun 25 2008 10:06PM
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JTL
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make a sled. put wood on the tops of them and slide down the mountain....
Jun 25 2008 10:33PM
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skiRay
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very sick idea, but i dont think it would stir up the air very well
Jun 25 2008 11:26PM
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phishfood
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best idea yet. you could just mount them perpendicular and have a fan that doesn't move any air. or if u wanted a practical fan u'd have to cut them in half and tilt them all sideways i guess? that would be sick though
whatever u do, have pics
Jun 26 2008 12:24AM
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masta_LE3B
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make a walking stick out of it 

make it a guitar and add strings, so then YOU could be a reno ROCKER
 
sell it on ebay as rare

donate it to the BNRRSF (Bobby Needs Reno Rocker Skis Foundation) and know that they went to good cause

or...

you could make a gaint collection of them and make a mini trampoline from all them, and the pop will be crazy , and then you could have a skiing trampoline


Jun 26 2008 12:39AM
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steevner
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make a really skinny longboard?
Or find a way to attach them (side by side) and make a regular width longboard,
I made one out of an old snowboard once and kept the full shape for a while, it got lots of looks on the road.
Jun 26 2008 1:51AM
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Twinjibber77
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my friends dad makes amazing chairs outta old skis
look awesome but uncomfortable

but suprisingly they are real comfortable
Jun 26 2008 4:54PM
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Meases_Pieces
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mount a lazy boy or couch on them and go down the craziest mogul run. that would be remembered by everyone. but remember the more fireworks you attach the better!
Jun 26 2008 5:12PM
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billydougherty
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I think that you should make a chair out of them plus more old skis
I saw one once and it was sick

Jun 26 2008 6:04PM
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RMillz
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yeah go water skiing with them and hit up some jumps and pull some crock 9's landing switch
Jun 26 2008 9:16PM
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rudager
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I'm turning my broken thugs into a coat rack, just haven't gotten that far yet.
Jun 27 2008 1:35AM
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joanna
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you could put them together and make them a snowboard. then they would be dope skis and a dope snowboard.
Jun 27 2008 1:47AM
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1990
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What a fuckin pathetic thread. Just sell them for 10$ and make a kid happy. You get them for free anyways.
Just let someone pay shipping who wants to use them for shenanigans and stuff..
Jun 27 2008 4:41AM
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