so im cutting the grass today (it has rained a ton and grass is mad high) and im cuttin along when out of the corner of my eye i see this toad/frog what have you jump infront of my mower! i tried to stop but by the time i was completing my stride the mower had met the frog. He shot out and was squirmin around all mangled like i thought it was best to put him out of his misery. Anywho it made me sad and i wish theyd stop !
Haha yea I do that all the time. The problem is that they love lying on the warm pavement, and they also like to lay their eggs in the sand. So the sandy shoulders are prime turtle layin land... and sadly lots of them get hit while they're laying their eggs.
I like to eat Super Cereal.
I helped a momma duck and her babies cross the highway once. it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute. and some jerk honked his horn at me, and like 4 other people got out of their cars to help me. it was wicked
Do you want to chill...or do you want to chill with BEER????
coons are pretty bad about choosing the wrong times to cross the oad, but the coons get no mercy.
sneezing is always a big event to me. because when i sneeze fuckin everything spazzes out, i kick, punch, make a cool noise, and yell. i have seriously pulled a muscle from a fucking sneeeze. sneezing isn't fun. go find that bitch and tell her shes wrong. -Reptar.