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Gaper control cult

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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
help stop the gapers
Jun 15 2008 11:18PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
pm me for invites
Jun 15 2008 11:20PM
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switchskier206604
Posts: 497 - Karma: 36
i think gapers are a vital part of the skiing community. if we didn't have the full spectrum, who else would you compare yourself to when you exit the park and shmob down the mtn switch?
Jun 15 2008 11:22PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
dude... seriously what is this cult about. are you and your cult buddies just gonna talk about how much gapers suck or are you actually gonna approach a ski mountain and tell them what they need to do?
Jun 15 2008 11:23PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
i want to get rid of this problem

im sick of all the gapers at the end of jumps and screwing me up

cutting me off in the pipe

and cutting me off in the park

im fed up with it
Jun 15 2008 11:25PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625

And that would end skiing, cus gapers throw money into the sport.

Jun 15 2008 11:27PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
I smell a genocide coming on
Jun 15 2008 11:28PM
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Sufferboy
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true story

for lift tickets
Jun 15 2008 11:28PM
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freshpowder41
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i dont really care if you want to control the gapers but a gaper control cult will never last. NS has a hard enough time with cults staying alive that are actually interesting much less if you have a cult where everyone goes just to bitch about gapers.
Jun 15 2008 11:35PM
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switchskier206604
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not everyone likes the 2XL suits and jackets and kickin it in the park full time man. besides, everyone over the age of 30 from last generation that isn't up on the latest in skiing YOU would obviously consider a gaper. hella unrealistic to think u can turn the tides on all those people holding more money (power) than you. but for sure don't crowd the landing, should call them retards, but thats more derogatory than masking it with gaper... still just as hateful to someone that knows what it is lol.
Jun 15 2008 11:37PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
Fuck no, my step dad is 38 and is the most hard core free skiier in are area he helped the movement here in MI. I think gapers can be the one who wears the 2 xl suits, it just is the ppl who sit right in the landing of the jump or cut us off. and u dont know me so how would u know who i consider a gaper?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Jun 15 2008 11:41PM
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switchskier206604
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i know i left that a little bland... so why do you care, you got an awesome family of skiers just like me... it's up to peoples parents to teach them how, and where to ski, and how much skiers sense to bring with them to the mtn, if they're retarded, call them retarded, not  a gaper. say it to their face as you ski by and not in a cult forum. it's harsher in the shortrun, but hopefully they'll catch on and learn how to not get landed on. i respect your dad as much as u do then, we all can only hope that we're able to ski the way we do into our ladder years. and in skiing they start young, shits dangerous.
Jun 15 2008 11:45PM
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switchskier206604
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and considering my last definition of gaper, your dad wouldnt of fit anyways, cuz hes up on his shit, and not pussy footin all over the mtn. im not fit to talk about your dad beyond that. regards.
Jun 15 2008 11:47PM
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Sufferboy
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alright man, ur right. i was just kinda pissed because i was looking at this scar i have on my knee and it pissed me off, a gaper cut me off and ran me into a tree and it was no fun
Jun 15 2008 11:51PM
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Malcolm
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a gaper conrol cult is a terrible idea. we should just land on them so they get the point
Jun 15 2008 11:55PM
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switchskier206604
Posts: 497 - Karma: 36
well guess what too man, uber coincidence for yo ass. i just had my 3rd and last surgery from hitting a tree while skiing with my GOOD ass friends. it'll happen if its gonna happen either way, you're trippin man, respectfully. but it IS a safety issue to have the newbs around. controlled environments only offer so much safety if you can't fight your impatience to drop in, i can't fight you there though either, i be snakin my ass off when i can.
Jun 15 2008 11:56PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
I'm sorry but if there is an open hill, their will be gapers. It's apart of our lives and will be there forever.
Jun 15 2008 11:57PM
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finssidedown
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Werd.

I was a gaper once.  (who am I kidding... I'm still a gaper)
Jun 16 2008 12:26AM
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switchskier206604
Posts: 497 - Karma: 36
oh well holla then. 1-2 1-2
Jun 16 2008 12:28AM
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Manlenium
Posts: 571 - Karma: 11
Solution: Baseball bat.
Jun 16 2008 2:47AM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
Gapers are a huge part of skiing whether you want them to be or not.  They bring a lot to the table, it just depends on how you react to it, they're funny, annoying, stupid, sometimes ridiculously rich, etc.  They're here to stay, just except it and move on to something else to bitch about.  It's summer, we know there isn't snow, dont cry.
Jun 16 2008 3:23AM
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Gharf
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a gaper bumped one of my friend 's little sister. She was like 12. She got her calf sliced. 4 cm deep cut.
the guy just ran away while she was fucking bleeding. She 's fine though now.

let's just shoot bullet into gaper knee.
Jun 16 2008 3:41AM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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GAPER! 

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Jun 16 2008 3:49AM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
hahahhaha whos that sexy beast?
Jun 16 2008 2:01PM
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chimp
Posts: 616 - Karma: 117
why would you want to control them, who else are you going to spray
Jun 16 2008 2:11PM
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Boodje.
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why dont you just make a cult for only gapers to soicalize.
Jun 16 2008 2:28PM
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ryan.c
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what a pointless cult thats going to die in 4 days
Jun 16 2008 5:02PM
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BMB
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waWa has good gaper control, pm me for an invite.
Jun 16 2008 5:08PM
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Mezmerize19
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id make fun of him too, but i like Dead Kennedys
Jun 16 2008 5:09PM
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RICK_ROSS
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its fun to hate on gapers but the reality is without them the sport might not exist
Jun 16 2008 5:49PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
very few cults last more than a couple weeks, this one will be no different
Jun 16 2008 5:53PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
didnt mean to be a gaper. honest.
Jun 16 2008 6:10PM
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Clifford996
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everyone has a different version of what they call gapers,

i dont wear XL oakley clothing and crowbars, and i dont really enjoy skiing the park

guess im a gaper
Jun 16 2008 6:17PM
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RICK_ROSS
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yeah guess so
Jun 16 2008 6:34PM
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AbeFroman
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i think gapers are sick
Jun 16 2008 7:36PM
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brenker
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i was a gaper back in the day
Jun 16 2008 8:14PM
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skieasy
Posts: 214 - Karma: 11
uhm i beg to differ....warren is like 80something now...
Jun 17 2008 12:00AM
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chimp
Posts: 616 - Karma: 117
shes got a point, you cant really define a gaper by how old they are
Jun 17 2008 12:02AM
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afton_steeze
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Jun 17 2008 12:14AM
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doublexl
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gtfo gaper.
Jun 17 2008 12:36AM
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switchskier206604
Posts: 497 - Karma: 36
and he is up on the latest in skiing, therefore... -- theres a movie made every year in his name to attribute to that fact.
Jun 17 2008 10:43AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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What you goign on about man, gapers are beast, zero spin is steeze to the max for sure, also stopping mid run just like snowboarders is the new in thing for sure, yep thats what skiing is all about.
Jun 17 2008 1:07PM
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KingTaco
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im not sure this needs a cult

its a pretty simple solution:
mandate a park pass. a free pass that requires a 10 minute video to be watched in order to obtain one. it keeps the people who dont really care about the park out and the ones that are serious can live with watching a 10 minute vid
Jul 11 2008 7:07PM
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Sufferboy
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Y did u have to bring back my worst/most faggish thread
Jul 11 2008 7:10PM
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D-HAWK
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hahahaah
Jul 11 2008 7:15PM
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skiEER
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wtf is the point of this
Jul 11 2008 7:49PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
i was a idiot one night and made a stupid thread

dont toke and make a thread kids
Jul 11 2008 7:50PM
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shortdawg
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   hahha
Jul 11 2008 7:56PM
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i.ski.troll.
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we need gapers
why get rid of them?
Jul 11 2008 8:00PM
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