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Broken Jaw its not all its cracked up to be

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jsnow
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So Friday night I was bombing some hills on some random skateboard, and I got going to fast a speed wobble happend. I did what I always do just jump off and run it out, but not this time, jumped off lost my footing due to a back ankle and slammed my face on the curb. after that there was a lot of drugs put in to me, and i was being moved all over the place from the ER to the OR. I finaly came to with a cute nurse asking if i wanted a bath.. Yes Please. But to make a long story short I'm on my fifth day with a broken jaw and eating every thing with a straw is getting old fast, and trying to talk is just a bitch.I still have 2 more weeks of this. So for everyone out there, try not to break your jaw ever, and for those that have I now know how much is sucks.

Jun 10 2008 5:10PM
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b-kul
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i dont know if that pun was intentional or not but that thread title was amazing!
Jun 10 2008 5:12PM
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gordie.
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i never knew broken jaws were cracked up to be something good
Jun 10 2008 5:36PM
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juanborlando
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apparently you can get medical marijuana for a broken jaw.  might be something to look into if your into that kind of thing
Jun 10 2008 6:59PM
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laurence^
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yo today i was skateboarding to work and i was going mad fast down a really steep street when i realized how loose my trucks were...i would have broken my jaw and worse but i somehow managed to keep my deck stable
Jun 10 2008 7:02PM
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duckets.
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cool story hansel
Jun 10 2008 7:10PM
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laurence^
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hahahhhaahha i know man..
Jun 11 2008 2:27AM
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Ski311
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Any road rash? Atleast while you are waiting for two weeks you can enjoy drugs and picking at scabs.

Jun 11 2008 4:00AM
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Campeador
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hahaha you must have read my thread.

But yes you can get medicinal marijuana, depending of course on which state you are in. And all my sympathy goes out to you, I just got all the wiring out just over a week ago.

Eating through a straw is brutal. I hope your fat because you're going to be losing some weight.
Jun 11 2008 4:18AM
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Manlenium
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mmmm Liquid Steak...
Jun 11 2008 5:17AM
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joanna
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you cant smoke any more dong
Jun 11 2008 10:38AM
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mommy
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but he can still get pounded. he can also use this two weeks to perfect his handjob technique.
Jun 11 2008 12:21PM
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TheClap.
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only you
Jun 11 2008 12:30PM
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duckets.
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lolol
Jun 12 2008 11:30AM
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readiculous
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just broke my arm skating, i thought i had it bad
Jun 12 2008 11:33AM
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Jodi
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it IS all its cracked up to be.....puree meat through a straw is a geat way to lose weight!
Jun 12 2008 1:42PM
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SARTRON
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i wanna see a picture of this
Jun 12 2008 1:44PM
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Tinga
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remember the frosted flakes commercial where the guy puts the frosted flaks in a blender with some milk and purrees that shit and gives it to the dude with the broken jaw? is that what its like? if it is that sucks dude. im sorry.
Jun 12 2008 1:50PM
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Campeador
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everyone laughed at me and my stupid blender.
Jun 13 2008 1:09PM
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Karcher
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its always nice to enjoy a good little pun now and again
Jun 13 2008 1:18PM
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Gretchen.
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My friend broke his jaw in three places last night skating the same way as you.

How long was yours wired shut?  2.5 weeks?  How long did it take for it to heal?
Sep 5 2009 10:06AM
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finnajon5
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haha, but seriously look into that medicinal marijuana
Sep 5 2009 10:59AM
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k-rob
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i want a slow-motion video of your face smashing into the ground.
Sep 5 2009 11:15AM
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