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Exploding mosquitoes

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dave44
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apparently if you tense your muscle or stretch the skin tight around the area a mosquito is feeding, you can get the sucker stuck in your blood vessel and the mosquito will explode

anyone tried it? i've got a coupel really annoying mosquito bites... i'm gonna try this next time it bites me. it'll be satisfying to see it explode...

Jun 10 2008 1:14PM
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KAS
Posts: 1417 - Karma: 68
I've heard about it, but never done it. It's hard to not automatically swat them away.
Jun 10 2008 1:18PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
right when the fucker bites you, give it like one second to get settled in, than squeeze really hard really fast the skin around the area around where its biting
pop
splat
Jun 10 2008 1:19PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Yeah i do it whenever i notice a mossi on me, that happens quiet alot cause this place is infested by them if im near the magrove swamps.
Jun 10 2008 1:21PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
so say a mosquito is on my arm, i make a muscle...it explodes?! fuck yeah!!
Jun 10 2008 1:22PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
yeah ive tried it never works for me
once the fuckers bite u if u sqeeze the bite real hrad it pose to drain out the stuff that makes u itch idk if thats true tho
Jun 10 2008 1:26PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
it works, its gross though cause sometimes its head is still stuck in your arm with blood all around it
Jun 10 2008 1:27PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
it works
they pop and blood gets all over
its actually not that fun
Jun 10 2008 1:30PM
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i.ski.troll.
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 245
my first reaction is usealy
that fucker just bit me and i kill it
i never really thought about flexing im gonnna give it a shot next time
Jun 10 2008 1:34PM
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no_steeze
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ummmm.....what?
Jun 10 2008 2:41PM
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soup
Posts: 6320 - Karma: 4,261
i think i may try this once considering the little fucker just opened a cut to my body and I am now letting dirty blood from god knows where get into it.  fuck that.
Jun 10 2008 2:47PM
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Proze
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SKEETERS GIVE YOU AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 10 2008 2:56PM
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CHRISm
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10
it wont work if you make a muscle, their biting part doesn't go sub-dermal. but if you pinch around the mosquito it's probiscus will get stuck, and they don't have any "shut off" function so your blood pressure will pop-it.
Jun 10 2008 3:01PM
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duckets.
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ok mr. fancy pants. you wikipedia that shit?
Jun 10 2008 3:04PM
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phishfood
Posts: 2542 - Karma: 298
never done it
i'm happy without bird flu
Jun 10 2008 3:06PM
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CHRISm
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^^Nope, though i wouldn't be surprised if it were on there.

Jun 10 2008 3:45PM
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fezz
Posts: 542 - Karma: 28
my friend tried it last night when we were building dirt jumps...it didnt work and he ended up getting the biggest bug bite i've ever seen
Jun 10 2008 3:48PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,202
it doesnt instantly happen, they need to fill up with blood so you will end up sitting there pinching yourself and flexing forever and it generally doesnt even work, maybe alaskan mosquitoes are different though...
Jun 10 2008 4:01PM
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fourhundred
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if you squeeze the spot where the mosquito bit you then you can purge out the chemical that makes it itchy - translation
Jun 10 2008 4:06PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
oing to claim here but i hae heard that it is the saliva in the mosquito that makes it ithcy.. so possibly the popping or squeezing of the bite may get that shit out
Jun 10 2008 6:13PM
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Santa-Cruz
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ya its cool but you can get dieases easier too like malaria or wst nile and shit like that and u get a fat bump
Jun 10 2008 6:14PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
it works if you do it right, but it just makes a big bloody mess when they pop, not really worth it
Jun 10 2008 6:50PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
not to mention you still get the itch...
Jun 10 2008 9:17PM
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Dylan_
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it works
Jun 10 2008 9:37PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
idk my soccer coaches job is to catch mosquitos. he looks like he came straight from the ghostbusters with all the contraptions he has. and he knows a lot of useless shit about mosquitos. so this guy COULD be a mosquito catcher?!
Jun 10 2008 10:02PM
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Manlenium
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Who you going to call?
Jun 12 2008 2:40AM
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