There were 3 blondes walking through the woods when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde says they are bear tracks, the second blonde says they are deer tracks and the third blonde says they are segull tracks... 1 hour later they get hit by a train
A blind man walks into an all girls biker club. the man asks the bar tender "do you want to hear a blonde joke". the bartender says "sence you are blind you should know 4 things. i am a 200 pound blonde. the lady next to you is a 250 pound wrestler. the bouncer is a 175 pound blonde with a baseball bat, there is a 200 pound blonde playing pool behind you. now do still want to tell that joke."
the man replies "well no not if im going to have to explain it 4 times."
i got a funny joke, a big black man finds runs into a geenie and is granted 3 wishes. first he wishes to be white, second, he wishes to be skinny andnthird, to be surrounded by pussy. the geenie grants him his wish and he becomes a tampon.
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honey's wanna chat, but all we wanna know is where the party at - biggie smalls
am i the only one who finds set jokes not funny at all? like: "i have a joke" jokes? They just seem stupid and the majority of the time unfunny..i like just making observations and other people's funny observations about the world i find those far more funny