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A kid at my school pee'd in his girlfriend's butt.
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I shit you not.
I was in business class, and I was talking to a kid that sits next to me. Don't ask how the subject came up, it just did.
So apparently he was getting her pretty damn hard in the butt, and he said he had to pee really bad, but it was too good to stop so, he thought "What a better place?" and BAM, piss in the butt.
The first thing that came to mind for me was, NS.
I lost it and was laughing hysterically.
Just thought I'd share.
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Well, if this is tru, not many chikcs can say iI have had Shit and Piss coming out my Ahole'
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depends how runny their poo is.
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assuming he does have the ability to pee while fucking, and that he wasn't using a condom, where did all the piss go?
wouldn't it have come pouring out of her like a yellow mountain stream once he pulled out and she angled her balloon knot towards the ground?
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ahhh! haha apparently he has a crush on a friend of mine....
not gunna happen after hearing that shitt
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I don't believe it. Those owl pictures are damn funny too.
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haha thats hilarious...me and my friend always say oh i'd pee in her butthole whenever we see a hot chick so now someone actually did it....priceless
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If the girl had any idea. You weiner/balls are exposed still. They could get bitten or damaged by sharp objects......I would not risk it.
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Oh dear. +Karma for an enjoyable read
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dude... only trust sex ed so much. your prostate only shuts the door during ejaculation. i can't believe this still has to be explained when 49% of the world' population has a dick and has likely taken a piss while rock hard. it's totally possible to piss with a boner.
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And how old is this 'kid' ?
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dont believe it, call him out on it and make him look like a queer. your seminal fluid blocks the piss from coming out, its impossible.
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You can piss with morning bone.....Its just harder to aim.
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too akward to beleive and im sure the kids lover had to be a skank to not strangle him after
and why would he be proud of that?
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Anything is possible. Get over it.
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LMFAO! where did u find that???
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All i can say is i hope she douched before he analed her without a dommer.
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haha im calling bs on this, but that doesnt stop me from laughing at the thought of it, imagine how good that would feel! IMAGINE!!!!!
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all you people who say you cant pee with a wood are wrong...i pee every morning with a morning wood :)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Peed in her butt fo sho
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I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
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Hey, Farva? What's that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit and
the walls, and the, uh, motzarella sticks?
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no after it's possible, yes, hard (pun intended) but possible. i've pissed all over the bathroom trying to aim while hard, it is quite a feat, but right when you're about to jizz your body won't let you pee
it's possible to pee hard but not possible to pee right before you jizz, that's one of the things your prostate is for, basically three tubes come into it, the urethra and the 2 seminal tubes and the prostate joins them and opens one or the other
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Brings back memories of a great scene from Me, Myself, and Irene.
Why am I pissing like ive been up all night having sex?
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no joke her this freshman kid was givin it to his girlfriend in her butt and she layed out a huge log on there parents bed once the parents came home the guy told them it was the dogs and they took the dog out back and shot it. they lived in the country and were like asian family
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this old guy i work with used to be in a pretty popular band in new york and he was hanging out with some guys from some hair band and one of the dudes claimed to have peed inside of madonna.
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really? its impossible for me, i cant do it.
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Uh, you have a weird friend
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