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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
squirells all around everywhere right? like hundreds of times
but... how many times have you seen one poop?
and don't lie to be cool
Apr 21 2008 12:12AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
You've seen girls everywhere right? Like hundreds of time.  But how many times have you head one fart?
Apr 21 2008 12:23AM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
excellent thread
Apr 21 2008 12:24AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
actually theres one girl from sun valley who thinks its funny to fart on people....... absolutely disgusting everyone knows girls don't fart she must have a penis
Apr 21 2008 12:28AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
now you're just lying to be cool. i don't believe you.
Apr 21 2008 12:29AM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
i've seen a girl fart.

but...


girls dont poop.
Apr 21 2008 1:26PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
i have seen and heard girls do both... get over it guys there shit smells just as bad as ours if not worse sometimes!
Apr 21 2008 1:32PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
it was a joke?
Apr 21 2008 1:37PM
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thecounty
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 290
sadly...no... i have witnessed this terrible act, after a fine mexican cuisine. burritos can be a bitch to digest.
Apr 21 2008 1:40PM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
swear to god, when i was like 5, a squirrel pooped on my shoulder. it was gross
Apr 21 2008 1:44PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
now that i really think about it, i've had a pet flying squirrel pee on my hand then proceed to fly back to his owner... he didn't like me.
Apr 22 2008 12:39AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
My dog caught a squirrel one time, and absolutely tore that shit to pieces.
Apr 22 2008 1:21AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
You have had some of the best posts lately.
The swallow one in lm was just epic.
Apr 22 2008 1:45AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Thank you sir, I've just had way too much time on my hands.

You still attending Western next year?
Apr 22 2008 2:07AM
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lloyd_christmas
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16
i'll give ya somethin to poop about
Apr 22 2008 11:29AM
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DudeAbides
Posts: 333 - Karma: 10
hahahahaha fuckin hilarious.
Apr 22 2008 12:05PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Priceless.
Apr 22 2008 1:36PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
i think squirrels play russian roulette with cars around here...and run across roads on dares from other squirrels
Apr 22 2008 5:51PM
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WORD.
Posts: 532 - Karma: 243
bump
Sep 17 2009 6:43AM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30
I ran over a squirrell on the way home from work yesterday....take that Geico.
Sep 17 2009 1:42PM
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MangoSteeze
Posts: 793 - Karma: 48
SQUIRRELS DON'T POOP! duhhh
Sep 17 2009 2:10PM
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ThaLorax
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such a random bump. you weren't even in this thread.
Sep 27 2009 6:37PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
pun?
Sep 27 2009 6:42PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
One time I saw a black squirrel chasing a grey squirrel way up in the trees, the grey squirrel tried to jump from branch to branch to get away, but missed the second branch and fell a solid 40 feet onto concrete. And walked it off.
Sep 27 2009 6:48PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
The black ones are genetically engineered to be black.  Maybe they also have some other crazy shit going on too.
Sep 27 2009 6:53PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
have you ever eaten a squirrel? it's a lot like chicken only a little tougher.
Sep 27 2009 6:59PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
are you trying to be blatantly retarded?
Sep 27 2009 7:37PM
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