You have had some of the best posts lately.
The swallow one in lm was just epic.
I ski at Stevens Pass
Live Fast or Die Slow
"Tell her to grind up some weed, sprinkle it in her stubble, burn her hair off and breathe in the fumes!" -mtbakerteacher
(On the topic of girls shaving or waxing)
One time I saw a black squirrel chasing a grey squirrel way up in the trees, the grey squirrel tried to jump from branch to branch to get away, but missed the second branch and fell a solid 40 feet onto concrete. And walked it off.
"No wonder, everyone fucking hates you because your more of a douchebag than charmander and emopoppins put together."
-8===D$ thru a pm
-hey dude, you're a cunt. thats just my opinion though. i feel like you could have used your time better or more productively or some shit learning how to not be a cunt, or be less of a cunt. but um, its just my opinion.
ah fuckit, nah, you're just a cunt.
-are you actually able to bend over far enough to suck your own cock yet? keep reaching, someday kid.
"when i was really young i ate a huge bag of sunflower seeds without spitting out the shells cause i didnt know you had to. dont do it! i was sitting on the toilet for 4 hours screaming THERE ARE SEASHELLS CUTTING MY BUTTHOLE! true anecdote!"-valley
"damnit i was gonna make this thread. luckily im not a slackjawed idiot who doesnt use the searchbar"-andyju04392$