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Parents having sex ?

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Dylan_
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so its a good night i was chilling with my girlfriend and then my parents say their going to happy hour, allright fine, cool. me and my girl friend leave and go see a movie. i come back and i hear my parents fucking in their room i keep hearing sex noise, and my mom yells bang me like a hammer, im falling off the bed, balls slapping against a vag, ect. its so wrong and gross, i was gonna walk in but naw i came downstairs becuase i got sick of it. and thought id had to tell NS to get someone to laugh. any similar storys anyone ?
Apr 4 2008 10:43PM
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Dylan_
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^^ hahai love the hammer of my dads face.. and use it as your signuture, its all good
Apr 5 2008 10:33PM
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LO_GO
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no i dont have a story and im glad i dont
Apr 5 2008 10:37PM
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Dylan_
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if youve seen the real video, youll understand this one

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atleast they werent dressed up like this ! hitting eachother with brooms! haha i just found the video and its hilarious andi needed to ttie it in to the thread somehow
Apr 5 2008 10:39PM
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jedi.Jim
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Lol as I was reading this a commercial for Cialis was on.
Apr 5 2008 10:41PM
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comeatmebro
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no i failed in posting the O RLY owl picture.
Apr 5 2008 10:45PM
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potato_man
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PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!

Apr 5 2008 10:47PM
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Grove_Street
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sweet im going to use it then


heres the vid


Apr 5 2008 10:49PM
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Grove_Street
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oh my god what have i put on its so disturbing
Apr 5 2008 10:51PM
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RICK_ROSS
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i realy giggled
Apr 5 2008 11:04PM
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LO_GO
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hahaha that just made my day
Apr 5 2008 11:05PM
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RICK_ROSS
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dont know why obody els has said it but


pics or it dident happen
Apr 5 2008 11:05PM
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Alex_thedroog
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haha, it was a little creepy

for a minute I thought it was his son
Apr 5 2008 11:29PM
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BMskier
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dude i would never talk to my anyone if i heard my parents....but this is soo great.
Apr 5 2008 11:37PM
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jo-shmo
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Hahahahaha good effort.
Apr 6 2008 9:32AM
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thefilmerguy
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speaking of parents doing it... a few months ago i was looking for one of my shirts that i thought my dad had taken, and i found a box of condoms... thing is, it was a box of 40 and there were only 3 left hahahaha...i was pretty proud of my dad, what a champ. i dont give a fuck (pun intended) that my parents do it. more fun for them haha
Apr 6 2008 4:31PM
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jimmer
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haaaaaaahaaaa. this thread is priceless.
Apr 6 2008 4:58PM
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shibby
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BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Apr 6 2008 5:27PM
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doritos
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Hahaha, definitely confront your brother in a fake argument in front of your mom and tell him you'll "Bang his face in like a hammer" like the other kid said, she'll know what's up then...
Apr 6 2008 9:23PM
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Dylan_
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she already found out whats up ^^ hahamy brother told her! douche bag im still gonna fuck with her
Apr 6 2008 9:25PM
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Hannah.
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hahahahaha bang me like a hammer
oh god if ur parents ever saw this thread
Apr 6 2008 9:36PM
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Dylan_
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id probally laugh haha, should i show it to them :-p?
Apr 6 2008 9:38PM
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Hannah.
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hmmm what would their reaction be u think
Apr 6 2008 9:40PM
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Dylan_
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what the fuck!!!! lol no

idk why the hells this on the internet ??
idk ^^
Apr 6 2008 9:41PM
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First.Aid
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You should ask your mom when the last time she used the hammer was.
Apr 6 2008 9:58PM
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PacificRimJob
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lol.. epic shit right here.
Apr 6 2008 10:27PM
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Dylan_
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jea^
Apr 6 2008 10:28PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
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haha 5 star story
Apr 6 2008 10:33PM
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tribefan226
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"and my mom yells bang me like a hammer" now on my facebook quotes
Apr 6 2008 10:37PM
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chames
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bahahahaha thats pretty fucked up "bang me like a hammer" WTF
Apr 6 2008 10:43PM
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Dylan_
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can you give me some credit please or just say like - dylan- NS
Apr 6 2008 10:45PM
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pho[tog]rapher
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hahahaha i showed my friend and she goes "the cute little british kids!!!! that was unnecessary!"

so did your mom say anything to you after she found out you heard them doing the dirtydirrr?
Apr 7 2008 6:36PM
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DudeAbides
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ahahha fail.
Apr 7 2008 6:49PM
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Nicholas.
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ive had encounters with this twice. im not gonna get into details AT ALL cause its gross but i looked in my mom and dads window while snowskating and saw some gross shit going down so i peaced to the other hill on the other side of the house, one time me and my bro go downstairs, hear them...he goes "we shouldnt have to hear this, you dont want to hear this!" and we both run to our rooms and put on headphones.
Apr 7 2008 9:01PM
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samwise
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haha WHAT THE FUCK was that video for?
Apr 7 2008 9:16PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
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ahahaha
Apr 7 2008 9:22PM
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Piste.Off
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i think ill be cool with seeing just normal fucking, but im scared to walk into my parents room to see my dad sucking my moms dick
Apr 7 2008 9:23PM
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J-Wallz
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that vid is hysterical
Apr 7 2008 9:25PM
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Shpadoinkle
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That had to have been a very awkward conversation.
Apr 7 2008 9:26PM
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720stEEze
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the vid scared me lol
Apr 7 2008 9:28PM
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Owen.
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your dad sucks dick, and your mom has one?
Apr 7 2008 9:32PM
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steezyjibber
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i knew this thread would go places
Apr 7 2008 9:32PM
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Dylan_
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ahhhhhhh ill never be able to look at a hammer in the right way for as long as i live!
Apr 7 2008 9:34PM
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Piste.Off
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i dont know i just dont want to find out something nasty like that
Apr 7 2008 10:15PM
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messplay
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scarred for life.

that's so raw though.
Apr 7 2008 10:53PM
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StevenSegal
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Avoided clicking on this forEVER now. but had to do it, that sucks likke a hammer. lol.
Apr 8 2008 12:01AM
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Alex_G
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haha i don't think that hammer reference works on this one
Apr 8 2008 1:08AM
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Jake...
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i herd my rents going at in the hot tub one night...... yeah....... dont wanna get into it.
Apr 8 2008 12:56PM
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gbirrd
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i found my moms dildo
Apr 8 2008 1:14PM
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[tightpants]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is seriously one of the best threads in a long time. I lol-ed during class like 5 times.
Apr 8 2008 2:59PM
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uni-corn
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Give them a hammer for CHristmas/birfday?
Apr 8 2008 3:28PM
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