after nixon's home run last night, i was so excited i stabbed kurt and elliott, and then today, when ortiz nailed that double, it was just me, so i broke my house.
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast