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Pick-up lines...

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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
Let's see what everyones got, i wanna see a couple funny ones

heres a couple: meaning 2
is there a mirror in your pocket? because i could see myself in your pants
you look like my first wife. how many have you had? none.
Feb 24 2008 1:38PM
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JC_Nolan
Posts: 812 - Karma: 37
you: "Wana go get some pizza and fuck?"
her: "?? No!"
you: "What?! you dont like pizza?"
Feb 24 2008 1:41PM
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roor
Posts: 946 - Karma: -80
did you have some hot sauce this morning cuz your smoking
Feb 24 2008 1:43PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
{you} did it hurt?

(her) what?

{you} when you fell from heaven..



Feb 24 2008 1:49PM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
is your name gillette? cause you look like the best a man can get
Feb 24 2008 1:53PM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
these were cool in 8th grade, but this one was funny
you look like my first wife. how many have you had? none.
Feb 24 2008 2:08PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
aw too bad i'm in 9th grade...
Feb 24 2008 2:11PM
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potatofarmer
Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
not trying to be a dick at alll... searchbar, theres a bunch of pickup line threads
Feb 24 2008 2:16PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947
"Hey, I like your shoes...Wanna fuck?"
Feb 24 2008 2:23PM
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P.J.S.
Posts: 1782 - Karma: 11
"Hey, want to play Army? I'll lay down and you can blow me away."

Use your finger to beckon a girl from across the room. When she finally comes over. "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would come."
Feb 24 2008 2:59PM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, ya wanna screw?
Feb 24 2008 3:01PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
Did you grow up on a farm????

cause you sure know how to raise cocks....
Feb 24 2008 3:02PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
really lame one

was your mom a drummer? cuz your body's rockin

but seriously, i dont need pickup lines, i just ask them how they are and talk with them about their feelings
Feb 24 2008 3:14PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
are your parents drug dealers??

cuz you're dope and I'm addicted

Feb 24 2008 3:22PM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
wanna know the fastest way to from A to B?

a good conversation
Feb 24 2008 3:25PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
girls dont always want to talk about there feelings, your obviously still a newb at life
Feb 24 2008 3:28PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
hey baby, does this rag smell like CHLOROPHORM *puts clorophorm rag to her face, waits for her to pass out, drags body out of crowded nightclub and avoids awkward stares from strangers*
Feb 24 2008 3:30PM
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Bean_Slc
Posts: 514 - Karma: 25
do you have ninjas in your pants, cus your ass is kicken.

or one that actually works

are you a lesbian

-no

prove it
Feb 24 2008 3:35PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
um, it was a joke you big silly
Feb 24 2008 3:36PM
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freshpowder41
Posts: 725 - Karma: 14
Thats probably the funniest and worst thing i have heard in my life
Feb 24 2008 4:06PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
your icon explains it all
Feb 24 2008 4:08PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
cough cough rape cough cough
Feb 24 2008 4:10PM
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tronnnnnnn
Posts: 736 - Karma: 14
i know they say milk does a body good, but, damn girl, how much have you been drinking???
Feb 24 2008 5:49PM
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B.Snow
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 92
Bahahahahah... works every time
Feb 24 2008 6:24PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
hey i like your shirt, you know where that would look great? on the floor next to my bed.
Feb 24 2008 6:28PM
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nonexistant
Posts: 428 - Karma: 27
old but...

if you lipslide my rail, i'll nosepress your box.
Feb 24 2008 6:42PM
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parkerhouse
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 11
I am in love with you.  Can i have some of your hair? touch me.
Feb 24 2008 8:11PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
bitch whats yo name, and how tight is yo cunt?
Feb 24 2008 8:16PM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2772 - Karma: 1
How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice!


Feb 24 2008 8:43PM
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mitchin
Posts: 112 - Karma: -1
do you use windex on your pants?
 cause i can see myself in them
Feb 24 2008 9:35PM
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youknomysteeze
Posts: 416 - Karma: 10
really cheesy ones

hey i think you dropped something
what?
my jaw


and

are you from tennessee
no why
cause your the only ten i see

and

do you take karate
uh no
cause your body is kickin

^oldest one in the book

Feb 24 2008 9:41PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
IS that a mirror in your pocket?  Cause i can see myself in your pants
Feb 24 2008 9:42PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
bitch, suck my dick!!
Feb 24 2008 9:43PM
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Foxy_Grandpa
Posts: 594 - Karma: 12
http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/introduction.htm
Feb 24 2008 9:47PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Feb 24 2008 9:51PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
hahah

girl...if you look like that..your mother must be fine as HELL!
Feb 24 2008 9:52PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
do you wash your pants with windex? cause i can see myself in the,.
Feb 24 2008 9:57PM
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theres_ghosts
Posts: 875 - Karma: 13
roses are red lemons are sour ipen your legs and give me an hour
Feb 24 2008 10:18PM
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HappyTreez
Posts: 311 - Karma: 401
If you and i were squirrels i would keep my nuts in your hole
Feb 24 2008 10:27PM
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thecounty
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 290
haha thats funny
Feb 24 2008 10:31PM
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McTwist83
Posts: 282 - Karma: 11
If you were a burger at McDonalds I'd name you the McBeautiful

Yeah but the clorofoam sounds like a sound plan, but what haha need help with your game pimp? hope were helpin ya pimp out the hoes
Feb 24 2008 10:32PM
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milkdud951
Posts: 960 - Karma: 21
i think i just ran a red light cus im faced with maximum fine
Feb 24 2008 10:39PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
1. Go up to her pull a piece of paper out of your pocket and say, I have a poem for you. Lashes to Ashes, Lust to Dust, without women my penis would rust. Well you help me keep my penis from rusting.

2. Hey baby, if you don't get your math I can tutor you back at my place, add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

3. Thats a nice outfit, (her) thank you, (you) it would look better on the floor of my apartment.

4. I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me?

5. I lost my phone number can I have yours.

6. I wish I were your sheets so I could sleep around you.

7. Wanna make out?
Feb 24 2008 10:48PM
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shoenice22
Posts: 646 - Karma: 11
those pants are very becoming on you, if i was on you id be cumming too.
Feb 24 2008 10:50PM
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EVAN.F
Posts: 895 - Karma: 2,820
yes. haha
Feb 24 2008 10:51PM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
haha both those are epic.
Feb 24 2008 11:59PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
Is that shirt felt(the material felt)..No...Do you want it to be
Feb 25 2008 12:41AM
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lineskis360
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
haha sick
Feb 25 2008 1:20AM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2772 - Karma: 1
another person sniping my steeze....
Feb 25 2008 6:18AM
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ValPow
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 10
i'll nosepess your box if you lipslide my rail
Feb 25 2008 6:23AM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
wow, you're hot! wanna make a movie?
Feb 25 2008 1:38PM
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