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illadelphlife
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did anyone see any really stupid things in school today? There was this kid with a rose that walked up to his X girlfriend and said "hey whats up" and was looking like he was gonna give her the flower and then asked her where this other girl was!!! she slapped him in the face. 
did any one see shit like this go down 
Feb 14 2008 3:50PM
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roor
Posts: 946 - Karma: -80
a kid was going to give our principal (a nun) a love letter and  a candy heart  but he pussyed out
Feb 14 2008 3:54PM
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illadelphlife
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haha a nun i woulda gave her some jewish card
Feb 14 2008 3:55PM
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meggles
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Haha that's pretty funny. Some kid in my grade gave this super bitchy, superficial girl a pineapple. That's about it..
Feb 14 2008 3:56PM
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illadelphlife
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haha a pineapple
Feb 14 2008 3:57PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Your story is definitely the best.
Feb 14 2008 4:04PM
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illadelphlife
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yea ^
Feb 14 2008 4:09PM
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roor
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that most deffinatly the funniest  i would have givin her a couple of advills (sp) and said you can stop pms ing you bitch
Feb 14 2008 4:10PM
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*monsterskier*
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nuns are catholic..

a senior guy walked around school wearin a pink tank top with shorts and a tutu over it with fairy wings

Feb 14 2008 4:14PM
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illadelphlife
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haha YES KEEP EM COMIN THIS HIS FUNNY AS SHIT
Feb 14 2008 4:15PM
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roor
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ya nuns are catholic that was the joke you retard
Feb 14 2008 4:15PM
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illadelphlife
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exactly
Feb 14 2008 4:16PM
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illadelphlife
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wow posted at the same time
Feb 14 2008 4:16PM
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illadelphlife
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up
Feb 14 2008 4:38PM
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roor
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sick

Feb 14 2008 4:38PM
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roor
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this is kind of getting skechy
Feb 14 2008 4:39PM
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illadelphlife
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why^
Feb 14 2008 4:41PM
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roor
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i keep posting at the exact same time as you
Feb 14 2008 4:42PM
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illadelphlife
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oh hahaha
Feb 14 2008 4:43PM
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deezy.
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the kids in the lower grades try to suck up to the girls in my grade so this one kid bought like these girls huge boxes of candy and wrote them cards

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Feb 14 2008 4:58PM
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illadelphlife
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haha ^ werd
Feb 14 2008 5:00PM
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comeatmebro
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we had this thing where we could buy single roses and have them delivered to the girl. so about 50 people all bought a rose for the ugliest girl in our school. it was hilarious. she was storing them in her locker and shit i fucking lost it.
Feb 14 2008 5:01PM
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roor
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^ funniest thing i herd on ns so far
Feb 14 2008 5:03PM
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Lineskiah11
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some kid was wearing a full chicken suit today. he was junior.... and was doing the full chicken strut too

but im not sure why
Feb 14 2008 5:05PM
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illadelphlife
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haha holy shit i really did just lol
Feb 14 2008 5:05PM
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Avifarer
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we have that at our school but nothing funny like that went down
Feb 14 2008 5:36PM
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CMYK
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We have these "singing valentine" things when our select choir interrupts your class, gives you a valentine, and sings to you. so...
1. I got 4, all in different classes, all addressed from my ex girlfirend, but sent from my friends as jokes
2. One of my friend sent like 10, all in one class, to one really annoying girl, he also had them sing "My Guy" each time
3. My math teacher told us that in one of his classes, he had a valentine delivered with a cheat sheet for the test he was giving inside it.
Feb 14 2008 6:00PM
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JC_Nolan
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hahahhaa thats great
Feb 14 2008 6:02PM
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melskiis
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haha my friend sent out teacher an anonymous carnation that said from your secret admirerer and he got it during our class :p we all just started laughing
Feb 14 2008 6:41PM
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SteezyasPie
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yeah we didnt have anything that good, a few breakups, and one kid sent a teacher a carnation saying it was from a different teacher, and one to another teacher saying it was from satan
Feb 14 2008 6:46PM
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Pirruccio
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haha this kid in my grade who is kinda gay and is annoying as fuck started hitting on this girl and she went along with it as a joke. Then he touched her boob
and she punched him in the balls so hardd
hahhaha
Feb 14 2008 6:46PM
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SteezyasPie
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ahahahahaha thats friggen awesome
Feb 14 2008 6:48PM
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ReadyGO
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I think that's the joke of giving her a jewish card?
Feb 14 2008 9:06PM
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45.
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i got a singing valentine from a friend of mine and he had them sing this Boys to Men song during my lunch hour....... t'was gaaaaaaaaaay
Feb 14 2008 9:10PM
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McTwist83
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Me'h I thikn V-days is kinda overrated, anyone else with me?

Feb 14 2008 9:17PM
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colin13
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word, but girls love it.
Feb 14 2008 9:48PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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This girl gave me a hug while i was sitting down and her boob straight up whacked me in the face.
Feb 14 2008 9:52PM
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thenakedcellist
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ahhhhhhaa
Feb 14 2008 10:00PM
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Abes2009
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thats hilarious
Feb 14 2008 10:21PM
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