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Things that you always thought until someone told you that your life was a lie

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anxju
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ok so that post office scam thread was hilarious, and i think it deserves its own thread.

until like 4th grade, i thought it was bading suit, not bathing suit.
and until like 2 years ago, i thought mild meant medium

anyone else got their stories?

Feb 13 2008 3:33AM
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KatyPerry.
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 23
it's actually spelled frOOt loops. not fruit loops. i spent like ten minutes in the cereal aisle staring at the box because i thought my eyes were making it all up
Oct 6 2009 1:27AM
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CorruptArmada
Posts: 272 - Karma: 549
lies
Oct 6 2009 1:28AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
well done madam, you have successfully blown my mind for tonight
Oct 6 2009 1:39AM
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Monique*
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umm yes i though it was bading suit insted of bathing suit and i said cunchterble till like 5th grade insted of saying comfortable hah.
Oct 6 2009 1:54AM
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fountain.
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when i first started skiing i thought 4bi9 was prounounced like 4 b i 9 like where you actually pronounce the b and i like letters.
Oct 6 2009 2:05AM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
same here. and when i was little i used to pronouce truck as fuck
Nov 3 2009 6:45PM
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BLUMPKING
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WIN!
Nov 3 2009 6:48PM
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iRide1080s
Posts: 660 - Karma: 411

Not only did i lol...but my mind if officially blown.

My brother told me when i was 6 years old that some kid's stomach exploded when he had pop rocks. I had received pop rocks at a birthday so i threw them under my bed. I didn't find the package of pop rocks for probably 5 years...and i still didn't have pop rocks probably till i was 13.

Nov 3 2009 6:52PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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I still don't know what the fuck mild means when you're talking about weather.
Nov 3 2009 6:53PM
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amo
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i discovered this in july. four-by-nine, not four-bee-eye-nine.
Nov 3 2009 6:53PM
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blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
I never could figure out what lasagna was in Garfield. I pronounced it la-saw-gan-a and had no idea what it was
Nov 3 2009 6:57PM
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rvca
Posts: 311 - Karma: 13
until i was 14 i sain renember instead of remember ha
Nov 3 2009 7:00PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
pasghetti
fashlight
molopoly

Nov 3 2009 7:00PM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
i always thought the world was black and white
so one day watching an old movie i asked my dad when the world changed to colour
i was like 5 or 6 at the time
Nov 3 2009 7:56PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
i always thought mayonnaise was mushed up bananas. till i was like twelve
i still dont eat it....
Nov 3 2009 8:02PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
that would be discusting
Nov 3 2009 8:05PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
haha when i first read harry potter, i thought her hermione was pronounced herm-oh-ninny, later found out ti was her-my-oh-knee, i was about 10.

also just recently found out maybe, isnt spelled mabye, as i had been spelling it for years, on many college papers.
Nov 3 2009 8:06PM
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D-Rex
Posts: 285 - Karma: 40
i used to think Wednesday was wendsday
Nov 3 2009 8:12PM
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captainEMERICA
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 122
yep me too, thought it was ski gRabber till someone actually said it out loud
Nov 3 2009 8:25PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
OHH FUCK i still think that ... how do u say it
Nov 3 2009 8:28PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
like a piece of wood. 2 x 4. 4 x9. 4 by 9
Nov 3 2009 8:39PM
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JayDope
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i always thought faucet was spelled and pronounced flaucet, i found this out about 6 months ago, im going to be 20 on friday...
Nov 3 2009 8:45PM
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