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Whats your "Annoying nick name."?

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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165
Well they had a thread for nicknames in general and i want to make one for the nicknames that aren't good the ones that are just annoying.

mine is....

Jew.

its the fucking worst I'm not even fucking Jewish, my friends all call me it to tease me. i have to admit i look like a Jew i could be the fucking poster boy for Jewish kids if i wanted to be, i have a large nose and very curly hair, but the worst part is I GO TO CATHLIC SCHOOL!!!! every little thing that could be related to Jewish that i do they fucking pick on, for instance i failed religion class if anyone else did no one would care but i do and my friends go " No wonder your fucking Jewish". I know less about Jews than my friends do they always go " wheres your (insert name of those little hats here), Jew?" and they know the word for it and I'm like Wtf is that, and i didn't even know that Jewish people went to a cynagog(sp?) i thought they went to a normal church just with a Rabi instead.

it doesn't bother me any more, i get so used to it i don't care. Lol, i would be fucked if there was another holocaust because they would think i was Jewish, lol.

(^^copied and pasted from my post in the other thread)

laugh if you want, I'm used to it so it doesn't bother me.

share yours.

Feb 11 2008 8:58PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
Sid

Supposedly I look like Sid the sloth from Ice Age. All my friends at the hill, even my boyfriend and my boss, call me it. Cool..
Feb 11 2008 9:00PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19

"Lol, i would be fucked if there was another holocaust because they would think i was Jewish, lol."

Just be the one in charge of it.

Worked for Hitler.

Feb 11 2008 9:02PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
no worries, sid was the man anyways. at least you don't look like a mammoth?

mine? i'm not really sure, maybe chinky, because apparently my eyes don't open as wide as other people i know, so therefore i have asian eyes. that was annoying but i haven't heard it in awhile.
Feb 11 2008 9:03PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
yours may be jew, but mine is JU.
Feb 11 2008 9:03PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165
yea undercover.
Feb 11 2008 9:03PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
mine is my ns name. once in a whle people call me eddie chode as a joke
Feb 11 2008 9:06PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
cupcake (long story, its from lacrosse, and its sarcastic)
max


i call people i know (for specific people, and it probably annoys them, but w/e cause their my friends)

sharkbait
doc
smiley
manwich
coconut
The Wong

Feb 11 2008 9:07PM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
Not really annoying...but some of my friends call me Carlton, because Uncle Phil (fresh prince of bel aire) sort of resembles my dad. Quite funny really.
Feb 11 2008 9:08PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Kyyyyyyle. Fuck southpark, everyone drags out my name now.
Feb 11 2008 9:18PM
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Commonwealth
Posts: 3729 - Karma: 11
Mine is "Tado" - let me explain.

My last name is Tonelli. My buddies started to call me "nelly" during soccer season. that became nelly furtado, then furtado, then just tado.
Feb 11 2008 9:22PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
do you like dradles?
Feb 11 2008 9:23PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
oh yeah, and i've gotten the "chaaaaarlieee" ever since charlie the unicorn, i fucking hate that shit.
Feb 11 2008 9:27PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165
lol, yea my friends use that too, if im listening to my ipod they will go " oh he's listening to the dradle song" and start singing this thing we learned for a project that goes

" dradle, dradle, dradle i made you out of clay, dradle, dradle, dradle i'll play with you all day" somethign along those line, you have to say it fastish.
Feb 11 2008 9:30PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
all my brothers faggot friends call me Helen, as in Helen Keller. one day i walked into a pole then made a noise that helen keller would make. a uhlukghghdsajf noise.
Feb 11 2008 9:34PM
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soup
Posts: 6320 - Karma: 4,261
My name is Campbell so you can guess what my annoying nickname is.
Feb 11 2008 9:35PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
white boy
jew-my names christian
Feb 11 2008 9:37PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
hahaha! wow my friends and I used to say the same shit to one of our buddies...hahaha wow.
Feb 11 2008 9:37PM
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
booter....i went on one trip with a bunch of friends we were looking for an area to build a good jump, i say lets build the booter here and now thats my nickname...or maybe because i fucking kill it on booters....nah probably the first, but  now every house party i go to my friends are like "BOOTER" and every girls like...do you throw up alot of something
Feb 11 2008 9:44PM
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troublemaker3
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 225

JAZZY - because apparently im a jazzalicious jazzathon jazztacular  jazzmaster  and it makes no sense and is very annoying beeing introduced to new people as jazzy. i dont even think half the people ive met in the past year know my real name.

Feb 11 2008 9:44PM
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slashquatch
Posts: 874 - Karma: 17
hahahaa thats hilarious
Feb 11 2008 10:18PM
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Alex_G
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Nothing special but people call me "golo" because my last name is Golesorkhi and when I played soccer in 5th grade that was my nickname and it kinda carrried through people I knew over the years and here I am, 18 years old, in a completely different city I was in then, and somehow people still know about it.
Feb 11 2008 11:54PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
GRAVY.

and i love it
Feb 11 2008 11:57PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
sbrunt
b
bee-z
beezy
meat


b is probably the gayest. except it was a nickname given from ballin ass ballers.
Feb 11 2008 11:59PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
Ginger.
Feb 11 2008 11:59PM
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Ifeinforsnow
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 37

most of my friends that ive grown up call me T-nigger or t-nigs and they've been calling me that since we were in 6th or 7th grade. apparently im mad niggerish, but im as white as can be

Feb 12 2008 12:03AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
s-blunt
Feb 12 2008 12:05AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
nick rhymes with dick. makes for some clever ones.....
Feb 12 2008 12:07AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
people call me b-rent or beamer because my initials are bmw like the car
Feb 12 2008 1:01AM
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JstHuckIt
Posts: 422 - Karma: 16
Rudy...
I guess I look like the fucker...Everyone always think that they know me from somewhere...well it's that damn movie...
Feb 12 2008 1:03AM
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Reptar.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 34
haha my last name is Keller. everyone thinks there original by telling me to name my child Helen. fuckin hilarious...
Feb 12 2008 1:05AM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
gheymitch.... one day we were seshing halo1 for shits, and we decided to not allow sticky grenades. so i did not listen and from then on ive been known by many as gheymitch
Feb 12 2008 1:09AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Jea Jea
I made that shit up...ya me, Line_Snowman


oh wait this is the annoying nickname thread...fuck.
Feb 12 2008 1:19AM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
Pete, or Steve, or Josh, because I apparently look like josh groban.


the worst part is that my name's Eric.
Feb 12 2008 1:24AM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
dougie. every girl and their dog calls me that
Feb 12 2008 2:28AM
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charmander
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gimps
my arm is fucked
Feb 12 2008 2:48AM
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daftski.
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superbad.....apparently i look like evan from superbad. its not that bad, but it gets pretty old when i walk into a party and i have 20+ kids come up to me with in 10 min telling me that i look like him
Feb 12 2008 2:58AM
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St.Steezy
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fuck that one annoys me too..

But I've been called Ace for most of my life. Don't really know how it started back in elementary but its stuck. All through highschool everyone called me Ace and even now still in university. I don't mind it, I think its pretty sick.
Feb 12 2008 3:14AM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
haha
my brother calls me Girl, I don't mind it though, and he's the only person who calls me that
I've never had a nickname that stuck except for that one.. but what's annoying is when people make fun of my last name, or if they ask if Emma is short for Emily. it's not.
Feb 12 2008 4:36AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
Jear Bear
Feb 12 2008 7:33AM
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duckets.
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haha ripdash the ski dog

used to be embarrassing but when i'm high I embrace it
Feb 12 2008 9:51AM
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Bentley@DOSMedia
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I have never really had a nickname....
Maybe cuz my first name is good enough...
Bentley
Feb 12 2008 11:14AM
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doritos
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Hahaha Ripdash the Ski Dog? That's dope as hell, embrace it constantly.

Uhm... I don't think I actually have any solid nicknames... I'm pretty happy about that. One of my friends is actually partially Jewish, so he gets ripped on as "The Jew" all the time even though he doesn't follow it at all... it's great because he makes fun of himself for it so  it allows for all sorts of hysterical comments as he just doesn't give a fuck. I think every group should have a Jewish person to make fun of.
Feb 12 2008 12:04PM
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Mr.O
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mine is mancock because my last name is Mandic and people jsut make their own variations
Feb 12 2008 12:06PM
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Elijah.
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Mine's Jew as well, but thats because my dad's super jew. I don't give a shit about religion, but apparently people will still make fun of you for it.
Feb 12 2008 12:13PM
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Black-Bandanna
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I hate when people I've just met or something call me Jess. Fuckin' annoys the shit outta me. Only a few people can call me that: my girl, my family, and a few friends.

Other than that, people just call me J Hag. I don't mind that though...
Feb 12 2008 12:49PM
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bsmith01
Posts: 1639 - Karma: 43
My initials are BS so my soccer team called me that thoroughout highschool but I didnt care that much.  I guess it was just a bit annoying.
Feb 12 2008 12:52PM
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emopoppins
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i've been called emopoppins, poppins, or emo. some kids who don't ski call me that. i prefer my birth given name of "nigga"
Feb 12 2008 1:38PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71

moose, because i have a picture of a moose in my dorm.

Feb 12 2008 1:52PM
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dinopudge
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hahahahahahha

i dunno. my sister used to call me boner.
Feb 12 2008 1:56PM
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KEVTRON
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"Kevo" dosent much bother me anymore though
Feb 12 2008 2:05PM
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