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What would happen if!!!!!
You would have one disinfected vag!
Your born, you take shit. You get in the world, you take more shit. Climb a little higher, take less shit. Till one day, you're up in the rarified atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the Layer Cake son.
---The Layer Cake---
atleast a 99.99% disinfected vag
watch out for that .o1
spring skiing @ whitefizzle
gores new shiut
west mountains first sw blackflip
half a hundred grand in some rubber bands
purell dries up pretty fucking fast.
unless you're looking for a speed fuck/tug i wouldn't reccommend it.
It kills germs, so i guess you wouldn't get STD's
-Perfect North Slopes-
youvegotsmail: well i thought i had heard everything.
Quite-Quaint: have you heard the sound of a wildabeast serenading its mate?
you may or may not impload.
Draft Beer, Not Soldiers [/b][/i][/i]
"you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT"-LittleRaisin
you may mistake the burning sensation on your dick for gonorrhea
No, I am not asian.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
You know what these are? These are my new fucking skis.
You know what that means? I'm getting some fucking pussy tonight.
i don't even have a signature
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