ahahahaha dane cook-demetri martin influence on this guy.
get some like 207s with like 70 wide and SHRED this thing. and get in some gates you see these lines? these could EASILY be gates
"So I ask for a 10 and the guy leaves and comes back and says, 'I have a nine.' ... 'Great,' I said. 'Cause while you were gone my toes were severed off. Normally what you just said would seem retarded but due to my very recent accident, you're right on.'"
yah like when jon did the extemely stylie falt 5 mike douglas was like "i dont think that that will be enough to win, these guys have to be spinning more" wich isnt really his fault because hes just gong by waht the judges are marking
"Newschool skiing is not unique to North America. This form of skiing is evident all around the world, particularly in Africa, Brazil, Mexico and in specific parts of the Indian Sea."
His sarcasm sort of stopped working for me right at the end.
In a perfect world you could fuck people without ever giving them a piece of your heart.
And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you'll never see again.