Whats the worst thing you have done to a school computer?

i fooled my comp class with peter answers once. but im not as badass to shove stuff in the disk drive.

one of my friends hacked into an administrative account so he could install some game. He could've changed grades but didn't, Though the principal and superintendent expected the worst, haha. he was suspended for a week or so

i did the trick where you take a screenshot of your desktop and set it as your background, then drag the toolbar down. but we did it with a fat stupid kids computer and we had a gay porn window up, do the teacher comes over and is like JOHN GET OFF THAT WEBSITE RIGHT NOW YOU ARE HEADING STRAIGHT TO THE OFFICE!!!!

but he couldnt get off it he was like IM CLICKING IT WONT GO AWAY????

omfg that was so funny watching him suffer.. sorry if that makes me a bad person...

this dude next to me popped out some keys from a couple computers and re-arranged them on one of the computers so the keyboard spelled the very racists word that starts with an N

he was fat... so its fine

since all the computers are networked at my highschool there is this thing you could do to remotely shut down someones computer as long as they were logged on, it was a loop hole that all the tech guys in my school missed.  Someone who is good at computers showed it to me and I thought it was funny shuting down teachers and administrators computers because it was super funny and they'd get super pissed because they didn't know what was going on. Then word started to spread of how to do it and now if you are caught doing it you get a 3 day suspension...also it is fun to break the eye things in the CD drives

watched my teacher type in her password. got on her name when there was a sub in the library, and switched the internet settings and changed the password so you needed a password to get onto the internet for each network at the school. nobody knew what to do for like a week sooo funny....

oh and in school we have like 121 and shit to login to if you forget your password we changed its password so nobody could use it.

my buddy completely broke a computer by taking apart the base and just pulling shit apart, idk how he didn't get in trouble though?

lol everyday me and a buddy would shov shit in this chicks disk drive. like pennys pencils etc. but once it was in you couldnt see it.

shehad no idea and all the time the computer would have like a siezure opening and closing the disk drive like non stop haha.
it scared the shit outof her

ahha

we had this real dick of a teacher in film class grade 9
and when i say dick i mean dick...like he failed me because i was playing solitaire one day and gave me like 10% on my films when the rest of my group would get like 100 and id do most of the work.
everyone agreed he was a dick.

so on the last day me and my friend did that thing where you take a screenshot of the background
and had some porn site open
he didnt know what to do and eventually just turned his monitor off
then i guess he went to try and find this tech guy that worked at our school
so being in a bad mood my friend took a screwdriver that he had in his back pack and unplugged the monitor and starts bending the rod things in the monitor cable with the screwdriver and pretty much just hitting it on stuff.
it was only a school monitor so it sucked...but anyway

teacher comes back with tech guy and he turns the monitor on
and he gets the no signal thing and just starts looking really mad
so were just kinda chuckling away at the back of the class
and i dont know if you guys know about a thing called net send
but you can send little messeges to each other and they come up in pop up windows
and you put the person your sending it to's login number in the command
well my computer friend told us to just put a * instead and it will send it to everyone thats logged on on our school district

so of course to end a perfect day...
5 minutes before the bell goes like three rows of kids that hate this teacher just start sending messege after messege like FUCK YOU YOU DICK
and all this other stuff
and i look over at his computer and hes getting them all
and plus hes getting all these emails poping up
so as i go to walk out i see there all from other teachers and the messege actually did go to the other schools in our district!
so hes getting all these emails saying what the hell is going on and stuff haha

funniest day ever our whole computer class got called to a meeting in the gym
but they couldnt single out anyone so we all just got a talk pretty much

theres my long story i doubt anyone will read it though

that's epic man.

i read that, truly epic shit right there.

I changed the login screen from saying Bay City Public Schools to Bay City Pubic Schools. It was subtle and amazing

My friend installed firefox and got suspended for 3 days.

I set up my school network.. Well me and 2 of my friends since we made up the computer class in grade 12. Our computer knowledge far out did his when came to this stuff, so instead of him teaching us stuff we just set up out school and everything. But since we were doing this we had to have a bit of fun with this, we had admin access.. the whole nine yards, it was baller. We didn't do anything to damage the computers or create a hassle, we just made annoyances. For example the lab we were setting up was a mac lab, and not to claim but I have a fair amount of knowledge when it comes to [mac] programming.. So I created an application that when opened it would just log the user off. It was nicknamed the "Safari Script" since I made the program have the Safari icon. So we just placed my "Safari" into the dock instead of the actual browser and no one had an idea what to do.

Plus we had fun with the yearbook files.. but thats a whole other story. There's a bunch of hidden stuff in it :D

that makes you the coolest person ever. +karma

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