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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
This idiot at our school was walkingaround all last week with a bandage on his upper arm and whenever someone asked him about it- he said that he 'got shot' and if you asked to see it, he would say 'no it hurts to much'. well, i saw him today and i didn't see the bandage sticking out of the bottom of his sleev so i pulled his sleeve up and- loe and behold- no bandage or wound- in fact, there was NOTHING at all! i asked him what happened to his ' bullet wound' and he said that he 'had the scar lasered off' bull shit right?! well- he is still sticking to this damn story even though i totally busted him on it- it's kind of sad.
i thought that you guys might like this little story because i sure got a kick outta this idiot.
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Just say F@$# it and huck it!
-ski for life-
~ur mom rides a snowboard~
Sep 23 2003 6:18AM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
i'm not leaving NS- i am leaving the thread you moron.- you can't affect me enough to make me stop coming to NS no matter what you say to me
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
-ski for life-
~ur mom rides a snowboard~
Sep 23 2003 7:35AM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
of course I know c-falls, my cousin graduated from there last year, and I also know the twins, who graduated last year...they were cool we hung out at close-up
My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

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Sep 23 2003 7:36AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
oh, my bad. wait i dont give a shit, i was just breathing a sigh of relief, because you might have been gone for good.

since ds91260 is preaching that he was giving advice, heres my advice to you. get the fuck out of here
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

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Sep 23 2003 7:37AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
ya, my girlfriend graduated last year. if you are talkin the carmen twins i know them too, and they were good friends with chels
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
Sep 23 2003 7:39AM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
okee dokee
My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
Sep 23 2003 7:42AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
u got msn?
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
Sep 23 2003 7:47AM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
yes
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I miss my old signature.
Sep 23 2003 7:51AM
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flatspinner
Posts: 2701 - Karma: 536
shorty sounds like the kinda of person I used to beat up in high school. making fun of a slow kid, then calling him a complusive liar? Wow. Dude I hope everyone in your school kicked your ass for being proud of busting a slow kid in the middle of his lie. congrats
413 Clothing is off the hook, if you want a pic of the clothing....e-mail me (address in my profile)
Sep 23 2003 8:02AM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
shorty is a girl
My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

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Sep 23 2003 8:07AM
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flatspinner
Posts: 2701 - Karma: 536
i know some girls who need to get whomped on. shorty is one of them.
413 Clothing is off the hook, if you want a pic of the clothing....e-mail me (address in my profile)
Sep 23 2003 8:10AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
men who beat women like that, generally rape them, rape is bad, so therefore, you are bad, and i dont like you. actually, i dont care, beat and rape shorty as much as youlike
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
Sep 23 2003 8:23AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
my thought on the subject:



Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Sep 23 2003 8:28AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i agree
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
Sep 23 2003 8:42AM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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I miss my old signature.
Sep 23 2003 9:52PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
shorty if everyone hates you then whats the point of staying?


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Sep 24 2003 1:10AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahahahaha HOLY SHIT! This TOTALLY reminds me of TheArtistFormerlyKnownAs or whatever when he was bragging about his 1600 on the SATs and being 17 and some genius at MIT and blah blah. WOO FUCKING HOO! Want a cookie? Like many of the same people who are in this thread said a few months ago in the other thread to the Prince guy, if we wanted to know about all of your acedemic accomplishments and how to split atoms and make new elements and DNA sequences and shit, WE'D ASK! But have we? NO! SHUT UP and go away! This isn't a 'let's brag about how much of a brainiac I am and see how many people will laugh at some guy whose dad blew a load on his arm and he decided to change the story around' site. Here, want some praise? I applaud your terrible and unrewarding efforts to impress the rest of us on NS. Oh no wait, I don't. Shove it kid and post something worthwhile


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Sep 24 2003 1:23AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I don't remrmver it being that gut...but there was that skisundownjibber or something who thought they were super smart.

-Sara

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Sep 24 2003 1:27AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah that was on a dane cook cd kind of, he was talking about excuses for being 6 hours late to work and he said to tell your boss that you got shot, went into surgery, and then had your scar lasered off, all in 6 hours, and thats why your late
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Sep 24 2003 1:28AM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
hey, want a cookies my line!
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fear makes it fun

'check it out! im excercising and eating junk food at the same time!' me, while on the bongo-board, with a bag of doritos in my hand

'im a mugger!
ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

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Sep 24 2003 1:35AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^Hahahahaah. If I had a nickel for every time someone said that 'want a cookie' was their line, I'd be a millionare. Open your eyes... Everyone says it


-Sarah Daulton Oates
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Sep 24 2003 1:36AM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
jeez, the money for every time something happens thing is overused. but its still pretty accurate.
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fear makes it fun

'check it out! im excercising and eating junk food at the same time!' me, while on the bongo-board, with a bag of doritos in my hand

'im a mugger!
ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

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Sep 24 2003 1:49AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Yes it is, but so is the Want a cookie thing. Maybe I like clichés... Who knows. ;)


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Sep 24 2003 1:51AM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
'all we caught on the fishing trip was a boot, a tire, and this book of cliches'
-family guy
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fear makes it fun

'check it out! im excercising and eating junk food at the same time!' me, while on the bongo-board, with a bag of doritos in my hand

'im a mugger!
ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do.
Sep 24 2003 1:55AM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
were you being mean to me elasmo? I had trouble deciphering your tone
My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
Sep 24 2003 4:05AM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
no she was being mean to me but i wasn't making fun of a slow kid-- he isn't slow, just a compulsive liar- he thinks that he is smart enough to make everyone think that what he is saying is the truth and it's sad because sometimes he doesn't even know when something he says is fact or fiction-- i am not trying to impress anyone with anything- i just thought it was funny and a few of my friends thought it was funny so i thought you guys might think it was funny but i guess i was wrong because everytime i start a thread- no matter what it is- it becomes a ''lets all bash on shorty_t'' thread and it kind of bugs- i have an idea- lets all go bash on someone else for a while.
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
-ski for life-
~ur mom rides a snowboard~
Sep 24 2003 6:39AM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
maybe you should take a break from making your own threads...you seem to have a little trouble
My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
Sep 24 2003 7:05AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
you should think before you post. if you think you have something worthwhile that will contribute to a conversation, or a new topic that actually has meaning, then post it. if not, then just keep quiet and observe. we don't need to hear your life story and your defense mechanism in every post you write





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Sep 24 2003 7:08AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
You need to learn to just suck up whatever self pride you've built up on yourself and stop defending yourself so much. People only get more angry with you, and it only humiliates yourself more.

-Sara

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Sep 24 2003 7:16AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Sep 24 2003 9:25AM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
stop elasmo! now you're just being rude! lol :)
My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
Sep 25 2003 4:40AM
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