seran wrap the toilet seat for him in the morning :). Well gooooood morning! Sucks for you wet boy!
Or be a bitch and eat all his food out of the fridge.
This will be good if he is rich. But ads up in the newspaper for all of his really expensive electronics and other stuff for really low prices. If he has a car you should put that in the autotrader kind of catalogue too but that does cost about 15 bucks. He will get so many calls he won't know what to do.