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What's the ghetto-est party you've ever been to/had?

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General_Shredgnar
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I figure this might generate some interesting stories.

My new years was pretty ghetto. I went to a downtown rental house that could have been mistaken for an artists crack den, and drank sitting around a table. We proceeded to play beerpong made up of ripped up beer cans and crumbled paper. Then at 3 in the morning, I walked through the entirity of what is considered the ghetto in my town. Took me about an hour to walk home. Not terrifically exciting, but I bet some people have good ones.
Jan 8 2008 7:09PM
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Smidt
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Cuz there To bitch to use there guns, if someone is waving it around and puts it back chances are pretty high there to scared to use it and aint gunna do shit
Jan 10 2008 12:07AM
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I-Ski-AK
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was at a party on the East side, of Anchorage...i just turned 16, some like 7 foot black male pistol whipped this white dude for saying some shit to his girl. turned into someone getting smashed by bottles. and people running out of the house....
Jan 10 2008 1:08PM
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doritos
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Cambridge, VT? Yeah, that place is pretty fucking ghetto. I know someone who used to deal mad coke up there until he got word that the feds were on to him so he went up into the woods for a month with 30 pills of mescalin. His brother threw two molotov cocktails into where Little Ceasar's in Essex is now. Huntington and Rutland are worse, though. And St. Johnsbury.
Jan 10 2008 1:28PM
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richards
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baahah the fuck nigs one was hilarious

Jan 10 2008 3:12PM
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Billiards.
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haha twbdp all I got haha nothin much.
Jan 10 2008 3:20PM
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sconniestyle
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i live in south salt lake, does that count for anything?
Jan 10 2008 3:44PM
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Nicholas.
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haha i work at that lil cs, you can see the burn marks on the back walls and shit...guy got caught for the insureance fraud though.
Jan 10 2008 4:16PM
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doritos
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Haha yeah he did, that guy from Cambridge in my last post was the one who was forced into wearing a wire to get that guy caught.
Jan 10 2008 6:15PM
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Meh42
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Aaaahahahahaha.  I can't stop laughing.  Who the fuck brings a harpoon gun?
Jan 10 2008 6:19PM
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salamander
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i live in the city in cincinnati. end of story.
Jan 10 2008 6:21PM
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eastAR5
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naw cambride mass aka boston man

i dont live in these woods haha im from the real city
Jan 10 2008 6:30PM
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solitaryman
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BWAhHAHAHAHHAHA
Jan 10 2008 7:13PM
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snowbladesforlife
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That upper class, white, ivy league up bringing made you hard.  I know some of those Harvard kids are tough.  How's the trust fund?
Jan 10 2008 7:18PM
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doritos
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Well shit damn, my bad haha. I'm assuming there's a bit more ghetto going on down there.
Jan 10 2008 7:32PM
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mophead
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i was visiting greensboro, nc for family reasons around thanksgiving. My hardcore pink haired cousin said she wanted to take me to this party her boyfriend was having at his apartment. i hadn't smoked weed in a week and was really bored so i went. shes a year older then me, 16, so i didnt think it would be that sketchy.

we showed up and she immediately ditched me to go have sex and do lsd with her 19 yr old boyfriend, who they called the Candy Man. her boyfriends brother who was closer to my age, gave me a beer and a bong hit. slowly more and more sketchy ppl showed up, with an age range that was from 12 to 30. it had been about an hour since i had seen my cousin and i was worried how the hell i was gonna get out of there.

thats when this ugly fatass black chick who was like 20 came up to me and started grinding on my leg while i was up getting another beer. i told her i didnt want to dance and she got upset and told me to fuck off and shoved me onto a couch. 20 minutes later my drugged out cousin showed up and took me back to my hotel which was also one the sketchiest car rides of my life.
Jan 10 2008 8:27PM
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General_Shredgnar
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That is absolutely rampedly crazy.
Jan 13 2008 3:58PM
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mophead
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bump
Jan 13 2008 11:10PM
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.makuma.
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"I hate wiggers"    i dont think i could have said it any better
Jan 13 2008 11:14PM
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max.
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This isnt as ghetto as some of these, but Ill contribute to the thread.

This wasnt as much a party as it was a get-together in the wilderness. It was a cold winter night in mass (savin hill in dorchester for you bostonians) and we were walking to the party and we walk by a basketball court with a bunch of negros ballin(important later in the sorty) . We get there, smoke a joint, then the cops show up. I was pretty scared because I was high, but they turned out to be wicked chill actually let us drink and smoke and shit. Later, after 4 partyballs were drained, we were walking back to my friends car to go to his house. we walk past these ghetto ballers again and its like 11 30 or so and there stille there playing basketball. That was wierd. oh by the way, im in a group of like 40 absolute white kids. so one of them yells something to these naggers. and they get into a nice little brawl and beat the shit out of these black kids.

haha not very ghetto, but I was 14 and from a rich, white town so it was pretty good.
Jan 13 2008 11:33PM
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mophead
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you  and your rich white friends are dumb boston racist pricks
Jan 14 2008 4:53PM
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Whitlock
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I went to this party off bankhead highway which is on the southside of Atlanta. It was next to a beeper store and Aretha Franklin's Chicken and Waffles.
Jan 14 2008 5:07PM
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slashquatch
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hahah i would like to meet the person who decides fuck it im going to bring a harpoon gun to the party tonight
Jan 14 2008 5:30PM
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DeSena
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one time me and my friend went to this party with allll black people, sooo much crazy shit was going on (drug wise, hyphy shit wise, lady wise) and my en ga Harper got into this fight with a nig and beat the shit out of him and suprisingly all the black people gave him mad kudos
Jan 14 2008 5:33PM
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Sir_SkrillALot
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I have a ghetto story but it probably just sounds gay to everyone here.

Another story I have is I was at a party filled primarily with skinheads, most of these guys are to my knowledge extremely racist have done time and fuckin crazy. well me and my friend are the only non racist ones there and were invited by this fool who decided not to show up. no joke ended up playin stratego for the whole night in fear of saying something to make these guys pissed, who in the meantime were showing each other the guns they bought and making jokes about killing minorities and then the owners dog comes in and the dog is middle aged but has a bad leg. The owner, who i also knew but was greatly afraid of, always makes fun of it and its a german shepard. Some how they got on the topic of putting the dog down and then someone decides to take the dog outside and shoot it, he does it and then like 4 other people decide to just keep shooting this dog, fuckin sadest thing ive seen in person probably. After the carcassed dog was lying there they just throw it into the neighbors yard. Haha when the cops came (i was hiding) they just looked inside spoke to the owner for a little bit and then got the hell out of there.
Jan 14 2008 6:31PM
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Scolson
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what the fuck dude
Jan 14 2008 6:36PM
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b-kul
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i know a kid who was at a party where a kid showed up mad blazed and blew this kids head off. then 30 minutes later when the kid realized what he had done he blew his brains out.
Jan 14 2008 6:49PM
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Nicholas.
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dude, i dunno if i believe that but jeez.

and the dog story....why didnt you just leave? i wouldnt sit and play stratego if it was a shady ass party anyways...
Jan 14 2008 6:55PM
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jason...
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oh, i have one, i wasnt at the party so not my story but still pretty awesome, at this one party in north van it got so loud and shit that something like 15 cop cars came and even a police helicopter showed up
Jan 14 2008 7:40PM
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jason...
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thats fucking messed up
Jan 14 2008 7:46PM
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mellifluous
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Thats so disgusting seriously what type of human would do that. When the cops came they could have charged them with KILLING AN ANIMAL for no reason, and probably other shit they were doing.
Jan 14 2008 8:15PM
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newschooler7
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haha you don't understand man, that's how some kids roll in maine.
Jan 14 2008 8:31PM
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clayborn
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Yeah those kids are straight outta bony eagle
Jan 14 2008 9:48PM
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Sir_SkrillALot
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the cops were called because of gunshots but im pretty sure unless swat was called the cops couldnt do shit to these guys. I know for fact 1 of them got stabbed took the knife out and stabbed his assaulter and another guy and then got charged for attempted murder on the other guy. And theres way worse gangs/ more fucked up people than skinheads, go check out MS-13 or read about fuckin newark.
Jan 14 2008 11:30PM
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Ginger.Kid
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its not that ghetto but at my school we play beer pong by taking our window out and putting it on top of 2 chairs and a ladder. then when were drunk we go sledding on lunch trays
Jan 15 2008 12:06AM
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max.
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wow..thats a bold assumption.
Jan 15 2008 10:48PM
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jane.
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wow max, diane would love that one wouldnt she?

kidding. hope your face/back is better

Jan 15 2008 10:55PM
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t_rob
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the REAL maine party scene. A short storty by T_rob.

Welcome to maine, we don't have ragers in the winter due to the subzero cold unless its 10 kids in a house or the occiasinal rager. The home winter ones are kind of fun, 2 winters ago at my house my brother took our antique civil war gun off the war and threatened my friend kaitlin to go sleep on the more comfertible couch. A real maine party will contain many 30's of budlight, and natty light as well as handles of Senators club ($14 half gallon whiskey), Orlav (the maine version of dubra) and of course allen's coffee brandy (Maine accounts for over 90% of their sales, its mixed with milk, and their motto is its the maine thing). A real maine party is in the woods, there will usually be a fire and lots of warm beer, sometimes someone will drag a table into the woods for pong but not often, the rare fuck in a nearby treehouse, skinnydipping, and lots of puking. The usual attendence for event like this is 20-30 people but some do max out at 100 people. On a rare occisan a varity of weapons come to parties but no one is actaully scared, i've seen knives wrested out of hands when the kid was like holy shit i have a knife on me, wow what the fuck, and hearing a harpoon gun came along one night really doesn't surprise me. Injuries can happen and everyone recignizes that you need to help a brother out. THe shotgun is also big in maine, I have seen 6 consective beers shotgunned (no joke and don't even try to say thats not possible). SO yeah, in maine we party hard.

Jan 15 2008 11:02PM
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skierdudeguy
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...yeah.
sure does sound like it.

Jan 15 2008 11:05PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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to all above: pics or it didn't happen

THIS THREAD WOULD BE MAD SICK WITH PICS
Jan 15 2008 11:09PM
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An10a_Eng
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my buddy from work was having a big party for the fourth of july. as fits he lives in teh ghetto and the place was crawling with "thugs". two of these suppossed "thugs" got into a bit of a quarrel on the front porch. one of them pulled out his "gat" and pistol whipped the other in the mouth, knocking out several teeth. he then taunted him shooting the ground around him. he continuted taunting him when the one on the ground managed the let out a fuck you. this resulted in him gettin shot in the face. everyone split and the guy managed managed the crawl to the hospital about a block away and luckily he survived. seeing as im as white as they come that is the last party i will not be attending any future parties at his house.

Jan 16 2008 9:58AM
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FapMasterFLEX
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cambridge mass isnt thaat ghetto. you gotta get on some dorchester kennedy T station shit
Jan 16 2008 10:29AM
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flatlander08
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ghetto-est party was here in SC for my friend who was going away to Iraq.

He is married to the laziest piece-of-shit girl I ever met. Down here in South Carolina, when people say they are having a BBQ, its usually an awesome party with plenty of food and alcohol....Chicken, ribs, wings, kegs, ....not this Ghetto-ass party.

I bring my gf to this party telling her its probably going to be incredible since my friend Josh is leaving for Iraq, its going to be an bad ass party. He would be gone for 2 years.

Granted, Josh was in law enforcement and was going over to Iraq to train the police there. So I figured it would be cops at this party, no big deal.

We walk into the back yard: First off its like a sea of eyeballs on us like we robbed a bank, or we are possible fugitives, Josh was inside the house at first.. so it was awkward.  The one picnic table in the backyard... has no food, except for 3 bags of chips, 2 coolers of beer... that they just now put on ice.

95% of the people here are in law enforcement.

His wife... shes only 21 is sitting her fat ass on a lawn chair asking Josh... when will the BBQ fire start? Where is this? Where is that? Telling Josh what to do. But not doing a dam thing herself.

So I try and make conversation with these cops... talk about clickish, rude people... I got ignored three times... then they start talking about how "Isnt it great when the perp runs from you into the woods...away from the cameras so that you can beat the shit out of them." etc. etc.


not to mention when the wind would change direction there is dogshit smells all over the backyard, crying babies, cause nobody can get babysitters... and these people are getting ripted on PBR.
No music, because that would wake the baby sleeping inside! I wanted to leave, then some asshole blocks my car in.

Food took nearly two hours to cook: hotdogs...shitty hotdogs. on this bbq trailer that you could cook a cow on... it took them 2 hours to heat it up.  no mustard. no napkins.

It was the shittest party ever, I was embarrased that I told my girl how awesome this party was going to be. Because back in the day, Josh and me used to get baked out of our skulls and drink till near death. Fuckin Pigs and a fat lazy wife changed all that.
Jan 16 2008 12:03PM
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bigdaddytmac
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thats kinda fucked up
Jan 16 2008 1:42PM
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BobTreeBark
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I saw someone get stabbed at a party once, it was gross, the inside of the skin looked like pizza dough.  At another party some guy had 1.5 pounds of meth, something like $30,000 worth, it was insane.  Also a shitload a people had guns at  couple of parties i went to.  This one guy would pull his out whenever I beat him at pool, he was just kidding, but still...

Anyway, this was all in my old town,which was super sketched, now i live in the mellow, mormon filled suburbs.
Jan 16 2008 4:14PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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okay...so it was haloween and me and a buddy are looking at which party would be best to go to, we call this girl and she is like come over to ashley's, it is awesome over here. So we go over there, never been there before so it is kinda like okay where are we...So we go up to the door, it is open and there are about 6 old drunk forty year guys. So we get in and we are like wtf, are we at the right place? So we ask them if this was Ashley's house and they are like uhhh yeah, all them are down there. So we go down stairs, nothing there we see a girl come out of the garage and we figure out that is where everyone was. There were probably 50 people in a 2 car garage, 45 big black guys and 5 females. We are like shit...we don't have a chance here so we just walk around the whole like 20 ft area and come by this pile of marijana just sitting there...like a pile about a foot high. We see Ashley and then we got the hell out of there, just a weird as fuck night.
Jan 17 2008 10:38PM
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D-HAWK
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itee i got one. so its lunch and there is this little black kid we always call a nigha cause hes purdy much white. so we are trying to get this other kid to call em a nigger cause thought maybe they would exchange words.. so i yelled call em a nigger and i hear a lttle wigger yell awww shit sonn he said the n worddd. im like aww fuck and this black chick books it outside where all of em are. they all walk in and surrond me and im like ohh shit they are huge and im a little skiier but i told em i was callin some other kid a nigger it was almost bad
Jan 17 2008 11:27PM
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unchyll
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one time a while ago i went to this kids apartment i didnt know and it was fucking weird there was this black dood that kept going on about his gay ass civic while sitting infront of a mound of blow, then i went to the closet to get my jacket and some kid was snorting lines on a plate
Jan 17 2008 11:40PM
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Therealbillus
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Hey, don't rip on Boston, but I totally agree thats pretty gay yellin at people.
Jan 17 2008 11:47PM
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Pman13a
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i gotta push this to the top
Jan 23 2008 8:05PM
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coop-son
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this kid i know went to a wu-tang concert and then went back to the hotel and wu-tang was having a party there
he ended up smoking blunts with them
Jan 23 2008 9:20PM
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