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What would god ski?

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Daver_BC
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If god himself was a skier what would he ski on?


Jan 7 2008 3:19PM
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SGLogi
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ur dumb
Jan 7 2008 3:19PM
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Daver_BC
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here is my guess.

a 235cm EP PRO
Jan 7 2008 3:20PM
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Sleet
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Head, JO pros
Jan 7 2008 3:22PM
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Sleet
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actually Armada AR6's
Jan 7 2008 3:23PM
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SGLogi
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he would just float above the snow dumbass
use ur brain dave
Jan 7 2008 3:23PM
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JaySkier107
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a cloud
Jan 7 2008 3:23PM
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jhackbeez
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im not sure what he would ride.  ive ridden with jesus and he doesnt use skis, just poles.  its kinda weird watching him at first but he has steezy style.

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Jan 7 2008 3:25PM
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Daver_BC
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bump a rooo
Jan 7 2008 3:30PM
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SGLogi
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wow Big J oozes with steeze
Jan 7 2008 3:31PM
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Valind
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HA, the hellbents!!
Jan 7 2008 3:34PM
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dave44
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Actually, I'm sorry to prove you wrong but...

the Seths

Seth = God
Jan 7 2008 3:34PM
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jibmaster_josh
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haha. of course.

hed put super pow on mount olympus too and show zeus whos boss
Jan 7 2008 3:39PM
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dave44
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heavenstraights
Jan 7 2008 3:40PM
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steezeonskeeze
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god would randomly be on snowblades then when everyone tol dhim to wise up he would be on the seths
Jan 7 2008 3:41PM
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comeatmebro
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you sir, know your shit.
Jan 7 2008 3:47PM
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hotdog.garbage
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probably the osama pros
Jan 7 2008 3:49PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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I don't believe in god or any such bullshit but....if there were a supreme being or whatever some people believe in he would ride on Seth Morrison and Eric Pollard, Seth under his left boot and Pollard under his right boot.
Jan 7 2008 3:50PM
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ButteredToast.
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5K1804RD5 L0L.

He'd  be a complete N008.
Jan 7 2008 3:51PM
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SHastatahoe
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Thank you.
Jan 7 2008 4:11PM
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Blurst
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agreed

Jan 7 2008 4:29PM
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MightyDrake
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He would be on Oakley Ossama Pro
Jan 7 2008 4:52PM
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b-kul
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most likely.
Jan 7 2008 4:54PM
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Daver_BC
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this is all great, but i meant like straight up constum skis. like not real skis necessarily.
Jan 7 2008 4:54PM
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HermioneGranger
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probably args but thats just my guess
Jan 7 2008 4:55PM
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skiRay
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im gonna have to go with GOD pros
Jan 7 2008 5:02PM
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FUUUCK
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he already skis the seth's, and sometimes the rockered made'ns when it dumps.
Jan 7 2008 5:12PM
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Daver_BC
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^wat are the rockered made'ns
Jan 7 2008 5:23PM
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deezy.
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i second that

Jan 7 2008 5:25PM
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Daver_BC
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would it be longer then 185?
Jan 7 2008 5:59PM
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MANDER
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defanitly! haha
Jan 7 2008 6:22PM
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EL_FINRE
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no man he rides crusaders rockered, they're 199 underfoot, definitely the sickest ski ive ever seen
Jan 7 2008 6:30PM
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jibmaster_josh
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hes a racer.
Jan 7 2008 6:39PM
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D-HAWK
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hes so good
hes got custom god skis
Jan 7 2008 6:53PM
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MadSteezin
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you wouldn't be able to see his skis but he'd surely use poles...
Jan 7 2008 6:55PM
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popNfresh44
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idunno about god but muhammed would ski on PROPHETS
Jan 7 2008 7:03PM
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KeithB.
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He would ski the 607cm Trinty, God edition 600mm underfoot, with heavenly rocker technology!
Jan 7 2008 7:04PM
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Piste.Off
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probaby backwards mounted hellbents, with no poles.
Jan 7 2008 7:05PM
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LO_GO
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just ask chuck norris what he skies and then just go from there
Jan 7 2008 7:10PM
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Silence
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Oakley God Pros. similar to Osama pro's, but with a cloud core instead of sand core
Jan 7 2008 7:11PM
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ButteredToast.
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so he rides square skis?

Thats new.
Jan 7 2008 7:19PM
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CoachG
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I feel like he'd have some sort of GOD pro model that has like graphics of mary and jesus and shit.

Jan 7 2008 7:19PM
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KravtZ
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he woudl ski on the osama pros...but the god edition of them which would practically do tricks for u all u had to do was think it
Jan 7 2008 7:26PM
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poofartpee
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proto invisible skis that change in flex and width as needed/wanted and way nothing...he would also have boots that felt like shoes and that never gave him shin bang or any disscomfert
Jan 7 2008 7:48PM
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jedi.Jim
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lol
Jan 7 2008 8:03PM
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sirskizalot
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haha
cool
Jan 7 2008 8:04PM
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-Kieran-
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maybe the fatapuss 5000cm
Jan 7 2008 8:14PM
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calebski.
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lol thats a sick pic
Jan 7 2008 8:16PM
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Boodje.
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exactly.
Jan 7 2008 8:22PM
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Freezeskier
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oh i hope he doesn't ride Lines like santa from the recent footage i saw of him
Jan 7 2008 9:08PM
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davyjones
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he would just put bolts of lightning on his feet
Jan 7 2008 9:33PM
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