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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

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eastcoastsoloMAN
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also like if a tree falls but really what did come first?
Jan 5 2008 1:28PM
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TheButterHashira
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chuck norris
Jan 5 2008 1:30PM
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eheath
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fourhundred
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doublexl
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Jan 5 2008 1:34PM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
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u guys are fucking hilarious
Jan 5 2008 1:35PM
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hawaiiansteeze
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Jan 5 2008 1:36PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Jan 5 2008 1:42PM
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Aenigma
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Going off the theory of evolution, the egg would have to come first.  If you're a creationist, the chicken came first.  However, I feel the need to point out that this thread is a failure, so I'm not going to type any more to justify anything.

Jan 5 2008 1:53PM
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Reptar.
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Jan 5 2008 2:03PM
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CJHski
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youve been motha fucking CHUCK NORRISED
Jan 5 2008 2:07PM
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killabees
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neither. it cant reproduce if there was only one, but if it were asexual... the chicken would have to come first, because a egg cant hatch without certan things that a chicken does to keep the egg warm, and protected

Jan 5 2008 2:13PM
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killabees
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hahaha for the record, this is the first time im the only one that gave a straight answer
Jan 5 2008 2:16PM
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UNREAL
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Jan 5 2008 2:49PM
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spliff.Life
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egg
cause the chicken hatched from it
Jan 5 2008 3:01PM
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sirskizalot
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cow??
Jan 5 2008 3:07PM
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Alex_G
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Jan 5 2008 3:25PM
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Alex_G
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quoting chuck norris is so god damn hot right now!
Jan 5 2008 3:25PM
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zerospinskier
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Jan 5 2008 3:41PM
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TheButterHashira
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Quoting me is so hot right now.
Jan 5 2008 3:43PM
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james44
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hahahaha
Jan 5 2008 3:52PM
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potato_man
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chicken
Jan 5 2008 6:05PM
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sowstochd
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dude thats so weird i was thinking about this this morning and i was like man im gna post this on ns
Jan 5 2008 6:36PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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hahaha, that is hilarious.
Jan 5 2008 6:44PM
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melskiis
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hahahahha
Jan 5 2008 7:55PM
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AMG.
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this is almost exactly what i was going to say...
Jan 5 2008 8:49PM
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Alex_thedroog
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Jan 5 2008 9:05PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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The creator of this thread should be Rick Rolled.
Jan 6 2008 12:33AM
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joly.sp
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2 chickens came first and made the eggs, jeez.

or maybe it was chuck norris idk.
Jan 6 2008 12:36AM
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SHastatahoe
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the egg.  Eggs were developed by early reptiles when they emerged from oceans to keep the embryo from drying out.  Chickens evolved from dinosaurs.  There is protein and genetic evidence that supports this, as well as skeletal.
Jan 6 2008 3:59AM
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StanMcStanson
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Jan 6 2008 7:28AM
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Mr_Bojangles
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Jan 6 2008 7:43AM
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lpcmen2001
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Jan 6 2008 6:34PM
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0ptions
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Jan 6 2008 6:41PM
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Reptar.
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o and to answer your question the egg came first. remember the dinozorz, the pterodactyl laid eggs right? so that means the egg came thousands of years before a chicken. i win.
Jan 6 2008 6:50PM
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ShredBetty
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aayo i was just about to say that........

Jan 6 2008 6:57PM
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freestyler540
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Evolution determines neither, chickens come from a family of cells that complexified to become an organism


Jan 6 2008 7:01PM
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charmander
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chuck norris
Jan 6 2008 7:01PM
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CMYK
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Jan 6 2008 7:29PM
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GangstaKid
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Jan 6 2008 7:32PM
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Skipig25
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reptiles were laying eggs way before chickens were around
Jan 6 2008 7:32PM
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steezyjibber
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Jan 6 2008 8:58PM
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kepler.
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<b> <b>
Jan 6 2008 9:03PM
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kepler.
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fucking update
Jan 6 2008 9:03PM
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SHastatahoe
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You made that comment exactly 6 posts after I made mine.  You are a copying slut.
Jan 6 2008 9:10PM
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jp_draves
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Jan 6 2008 9:12PM
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jp_draves
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noob.
Jan 6 2008 9:12PM
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thenakedcellist
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aahhhaaa. But seriously the chicken
Jan 6 2008 9:44PM
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SteezyasPie
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yes
Jan 6 2008 9:45PM
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BMskier
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aaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaah best first post ever!!!!
Jan 6 2008 9:52PM
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-Kieran-
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like everyone was pretty much quoting chuck norris haha
Jan 7 2008 1:00AM
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