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Best & Worst Run Names

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andy_boy
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I've never seen one of these, it could be some fun. Name your mountain, and in your opinion the best and worst ski run name on it...

Grouse Mountain, BC
Best: Purgatory >> Some double black.
Worst: Paper Trail >> Well, it used to be called Kandahar, but when the war in Afghanistan started they decided it probably wouldn't be best to have the run named after a warzone city and changed it to Paper Trail, which is still pretty bad...
Dec 28 2007 11:18PM
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khyber.pass
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blackcomb --
best: saudan couloir
worst: "the couloir"
same chute.
sylvain saudan wanted it changed.
lame.

also best:
Ladies First
DOA
Body Bag Bowl
CBC

worst:
SchoolMarm

whistler --
best:
The Hanging Roll
Saturday Chute
Sunday Chute
Friday the 13th

worst:
"weekend chutes"
lame name for the same.
and now it's all permanently closed.
ski @ pass peril






Dec 29 2007 4:15PM
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Aenigma
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Bridger has a few good ones.

Mr. Cream Jeans
Wet Martha
Nun's Cunt
Sixth Grade Virgin

And I think that might be it.  But they're all within about 100 yards of each other, so it's a pretty dirty area on the mountain.  They're also among the most exposed/retarded lines off the ridge.
Dec 29 2007 4:18PM
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khyber.pass
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^^ those must be some pretty tight lines! exposed & bald.
Dec 29 2007 4:22PM
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Aenigma
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Sixth Grade is a ~3-400' straightline for most of the year.  It's probably the gnarliest couloir I've ever seen at any ski resort.  Or the backcountry, for that matter--save for mountaineering routes. 
Dec 29 2007 4:27PM
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AMcCraw
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kirby (oshawa ski club)

best- challenger or bowl, becasue it actually is like a massive bowl.

worst- farmers fields, bunny beaulavard (sp), ladies downhill?
Dec 29 2007 4:31PM
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coolstoryHansel
Posts: 72 - Karma: 10
best- ass milk

worst- vaj
Dec 29 2007 4:40PM
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KeithB.
Posts: 608 - Karma: 12
We have a freeride/downhill bike trail in basalt, Co. called folgers and one of the features has the name fornicator, another is bone up.
Dec 29 2007 4:48PM
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MiniMeDanny
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yo coolstoryHansel all you've done is spam up the last coupple threads ive seen, quit being a fag or you're likely to get banned from ns
Dec 29 2007 4:49PM
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maclem
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worst: 'look mom' and it goes directly under the lift.
Dec 29 2007 4:58PM
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7X
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leave it to holiday valley to put a terrain park on snoozer
Dec 29 2007 5:02PM
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coolstoryHansel
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so your going to ban me for being gay

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Dec 29 2007 5:11PM
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psizzle
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the best at Gore is prolly Hullabaloo or Chatimac
worst: wild air, 2A, 3B
Dec 29 2007 7:24PM
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JaySkier107
Posts: 288 - Karma: 29
jay peak-

best- weedlemaster

worst- buck woods
Dec 29 2007 7:30PM
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[Toby]
Posts: 766 - Karma: 10
WHAT? you forgot caper.............................and then the staff put a sticker up so the run is actually called



GAPER
Dec 29 2007 7:33PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7381 - Karma: 144
Best: Straight Shot, Rasputin's Revenge, Kamakazee

Worst: Chunky's Choice, Hunky Dory
Dec 29 2007 8:04PM
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*Nefarious*
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 4,208
Bark Sandwich @ blackcomb has always stood out for me, hilarious
Dec 29 2007 9:05PM
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DynastarriderGP
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Worst: the name for the park at Toggenburg is insanen....case closed
Dec 29 2007 9:07PM
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GotamaBCshredder
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Yeah we have one called The John and Snowjob.
Dec 29 2007 9:50PM
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DaneStarr
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mount Bum Cum
Dec 30 2007 1:28AM
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WHATOKYEAYA
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grouse mountain

chalet trail
Dec 30 2007 1:39AM
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freshlyDIPPED
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beverly hills
Dec 30 2007 1:46AM
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MiniMeDanny
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first off im not going to ban you, and if your gay watev thats your steeze, but shitting up the ns forms with stupid gay comments is lame and for shit like that you'll get banned
Dec 30 2007 1:53AM
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pmills
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killington to pico -- Hershey Highway
Dec 30 2007 9:30AM
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grams.
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I think there is no best run name at my mountain. The theme is like space shit so its all 'comet' 'rocket' 'galaxy' 'nova' 'eclipse'

lame :(
Dec 30 2007 10:48AM
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t-rent
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at my home mountain gun barrel is one we have at my mountain at my mountain all the trails are named after the civil war and that like minuteman, fanny hill, ram rod, exibition, powder horn ect



our best is ram rod

worst discovery area
Dec 30 2007 11:05AM
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DietCoke
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at i think snowbird, or one of the other utah resorts:

best: glory hole
worst: glory hole
Dec 30 2007 11:54AM
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josh.
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mountwashington

best oh henry

worst stomping ground terrain park or anything in the outback (my mountain has an obssion about austrailia)
Dec 30 2007 5:46PM
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MadSteezin
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Crystal Mountain, WA
Best: Brain Damage
Worst: Skid Road or Tinkerbell
Dec 30 2007 6:15PM
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schism
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Best- Kandahar or godzilla
worst- racing hill
Dec 30 2007 6:31PM
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momentmike
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camelback.
best: "the hump"
worst: "honeymoon lane"
Dec 30 2007 6:34PM
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gnustreetfool
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belleayre mountain

best-- cathedral brook

worst--running bear
Dec 30 2007 6:42PM
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Pirruccio
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mt snow

vermonster

so gayy
makes me wanna just do a iron cross and go wohoaaa!!!

Dec 30 2007 8:02PM
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turbo_penguin
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the entire mountain of MARY JANE is named after a prostitute who "worked" in the area when the area was a work town of people digging the moffat tunnel.  the workers were paid in land claims, so "mary jane" was often paid in land claims.  in this way she came to own much of the land that has now become the mary jane area of winter park.  i always thought that was pretty cool, that they actually named it as such.
Dec 30 2007 8:04PM
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Uncle_Remus
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the best blazers bluff and worst is the kiddie kampus games

Dec 30 2007 8:05PM
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J_Walk
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Organ Grinder haha don't know if its best or worst but i like it, sugarbush.
Dec 30 2007 8:10PM
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attitashfreestyle29
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attitash has good ones like at the top of the life there's this way on the right and that way on the left

but then there's lame ones like morning star and thad's choice
Dec 30 2007 9:57PM
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par_ker
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cirque
Dec 30 2007 10:05PM
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SirFryanator
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crystal mtn., WA
best: boondoggle
worst: downhill
Dec 30 2007 10:15PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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Sunburst's are really sexual which is kinda funny.... Easiest way down, upper leg, pussy foot
Dec 31 2007 12:23AM
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Caveman.
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my home mountain has a run called "glory hole" but it refers to the mining term
Dec 31 2007 12:29AM
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dwalk
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haha yea i never thought of that
Dec 31 2007 10:51AM
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triebby
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Yea almost all of the run names are gay there, I think quantum leap is a pretty good one though. It is a tight fairly steep run with dense trees on either side, too bad it is open like once per season.
Dec 31 2007 10:57AM
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grams.
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yeah or you can just open quantem leap yourself ;)
Dec 31 2007 11:36AM
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skiblandford
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blandford mountian small private mountian near springfeild massachusets and we got a run named Fanny Hill
Dec 31 2007 11:44AM
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grams.
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Pakololo on Blackcomb is a pretty dope run name as well
Dec 31 2007 11:53AM
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skiblandford
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blandford is my mountian one named fanny hill
Dec 31 2007 11:54AM
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jayhood
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i havent been to Brek in a little while but they used to have a run there called Devils Crotch that's my good and bad...........well there are alot more of those out there too many to name just one.
Dec 31 2007 11:56AM
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marmite
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^ i second that. they're racers but nonetheless the kandahar club pioneered competitive skiing / downhill skiing in general, in mürren, switzerland, back in 1911 or so. yeah the british!
Dec 31 2007 12:02PM
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SteezyasPie
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thats where the main park is too, which is pretty gay, if we're thinking of the same mountain
Dec 31 2007 3:53PM
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sirskizalot
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silverstar:sorebak
Dec 31 2007 3:59PM
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