so me and this girl were ridin through crackron to get some beer. and i was like "i want a taco."
she was like "lets go to taco bell"
so were in the taco bell drive thru and i realize i have no money and neither does she. so i'm like fuck we need some cash first. so i go up to this dealer on the corner to ask to spot me like 10 bucks, but four guys come up and waste this dude.
i'm just standin there like WTF man that dealer just got wasted.
so i reach into his pocket to grab his money, and as i'm takin the money out theres a string with a loop on the end that says"pull me." so i pull it and the world begins to unravel starting with my finger.
as its unraveling i grab the dealers arm to stop myself, and there's a lamp on his arm.
so i rub the lamp and a geine comes out to give me three wishes.
so i wish that i would become a vampire like blade so i couldn't really die.
then i wish to never have to pay for anything again.
then i wish for the genie to be free like in aladin to be nice.
i don't even know what should happen next so im gonna go watch superbad.
"Its all about the oral. If you've got that on lockdown the bitches just go crazy. ;)"