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Korbit
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Im coming back from Christmas break in montana...and bringin a crew with me. we got this whole ski trip planned....starting in Whistler, than baker...than chillin at my place in edmonds and ridin the local areas like snoqualmie and stevens.
We will be back around the 9th of Jan. Soooo if any of u fooolios wana ride with us and have a grand ol time...Lemme know cuz we could prolly use sum showin around!


Dec 24 2007 4:13PM
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NoTeefa
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I'm sorry, but I don't socialize with you country folk...
Dec 24 2007 5:21PM
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TheMoostafian
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haha good thing you make everyone feel so welcome here in washington NoTeefa
Dec 24 2007 6:48PM
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Korbit
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haha Ouch...
Dec 24 2007 6:59PM
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cobra_commander
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I don't think anything is in season here around mid January.
Dec 24 2007 9:50PM
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Korbit
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we are not much of hunters....but thanx for being a smart ass :) haha
Dec 25 2007 12:09AM
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Literature
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You can stereotype Montana all you want, you crazy driving-caffeine addicted-permanent rain shell wearing fruitcakes. But the snow is lighter here.
Dec 25 2007 12:54AM
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NoTeefa
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hahahaha, awesome, that was good
We definitly drive like assholes here, but at least we're good at it. In the south they can't drive for shit.
Dec 25 2007 1:16AM
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cobra_commander
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forgot to mention:
wagon driving
socks and sandles wearing
nature loving
tree hugging
wale kissing
education obsessed
diversity caring fools
with a false sense of fulfillment.
Dec 25 2007 2:29AM
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sdfjklioeur
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when u guys gonna be at baker?
Dec 25 2007 2:31AM
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Korbit
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probably the 11 or 12th of jan.....it depends on if we go to baker first or whistler
Dec 25 2007 12:17PM
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mtbakerteacher
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I think we all know it's best if Baker is just left alone.
Dec 25 2007 2:21PM
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TheMoostafian
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times a billion
Dec 25 2007 3:07PM
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K2skipunk
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yes, baker sucks, especially with the tree well sharks and yetis in the tree runs. dont go, itll save the ski patrol from taking you out, peice by peice
Dec 25 2007 5:31PM
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Korbit
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thanx for your "concern"...but we will take our chances..... tree huggers?/?? where are u guys gettin this stuff...thats kool tho....we wouldn't want to ride with the haters anyways
Dec 25 2007 7:09PM
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TheMoostafian
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107% of people in washington are hippies/tree huggers
Dec 25 2007 7:27PM
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mtbakerteacher
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Yeah we actually have undead hippies who no longer count as people here preaching awareness and solar power.
Dec 25 2007 7:50PM
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Korbit
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Haha im sorry to hear that.....there aren't many hippies where i am from....i guess there is alot in missoula.....not that its a bad thing.....some hippies are pretty ligit
Dec 25 2007 8:02PM
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TheMoostafian
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yep, thats that extra 7% i was talkin about

gotta watch out for those fuckers...sometimes they're dangerous
Dec 25 2007 8:19PM
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Schmitz
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yep, washington is a good place.
Dec 25 2007 10:38PM
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Elijah.
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Be warned, tree sharks have been spotted at Baker over 350% more than last year. They pillage and rape!
Dec 26 2007 8:47PM
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TheMoostafian
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and apparently theres bears in tye bowl at stevens

so yeah you guys might just wanna stay away from stevens and baker....its pretty dangerous
Dec 28 2007 1:33AM
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sdfjklioeur
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i heard snoqualmie has butt pirates
Dec 28 2007 1:50AM
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Korbit
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thanx.....but we will take our chances
Dec 28 2007 12:41PM
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mtbakerteacher
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Baker was fuckin' bulletproof today. This season sucks. I wanna go to Whistler.
Dec 28 2007 8:28PM
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GANDALF
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i have family in kalispell and whitefish. they're normal.
Dec 28 2007 9:19PM
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Korbit
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Kalispell is pretty rad....ive partied there a few times .....Ya its strange how Normal people from montana are considering the fact we grow up in the middle of nowhere....We pretty much get along with anybody, but whatever. Some people are haters :)
Dec 28 2007 9:49PM
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Elijah.
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Fuck Baker lately...
Dec 28 2007 9:56PM
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Korbit
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uh oh whys that?
Dec 28 2007 11:02PM
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bigbuds
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I'm sensing sarcasm. Cascades have been sick.
Dec 28 2007 11:20PM
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caylorswift
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there is no sarcasm in my voice when i say fuck baker this season. over and over.

lots of people need castration, and lots of people need to find a more gaper friendly mountain to infest.
Dec 29 2007 12:04AM
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mtbakerteacher
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JESUS GOING DOWN THE CHAIR 3 CATTRACK IS LIKE PLAYING FROGGER ON LEVEL 50.
Dec 29 2007 12:52AM
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bigbuds
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Is Baker really that overun with gapers that seen IDEA and want some pow? I've been to the past couple of opening day's and it seem like shit get's tracked so fast. Everybody know the spots and shit gets tracked systematicly with a couple hours... Even all the hidden stashes. Way differn't than stevens.
Dec 29 2007 1:05AM
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mtbakerteacher
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That's exactly what happened. If you don't have reverse camber skis, you're out of style at Baker. probably 7 out of every 10 people at Baker now have twintips, and the lines on a Friday are what the lines would have been on a Saturday last year, this year. It's so hard to discourage newcomers to Baker too. This pro patrol and I today destroyed these 2 kids hopes of going to the top of Table mtn to ski at least. One step in the right direction!
Dec 29 2007 1:08AM
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Korbit
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thats really discouraging to hear that it sux serious balls this year...
Dec 29 2007 1:43AM
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dinopudge
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hahahhaaha
Dec 29 2007 1:56AM
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Elijah.
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It might just be the crowds from winter break, but like Brian so thoughtfully stated, it's becoming a gayper frogger style mountain hah.
Dec 29 2007 2:33AM
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RudyGarmisch
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At least you dont have that PLUS asshole "Safety Patrol" volunteer douchebags screaming at you to slow down and shit.
Dec 30 2007 4:24PM
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P.J.S.
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Shit's happening everywhere, I couldn't tell you the exact amount of older men and women on twins at Snoqualmie today. Or the amount of PE's and Fuji's mounted so fucking far back. It's pretty rediculous, makes you wonder what reasons they are buying ski technology that they aren't going to utilize. There was a random dude, my guess on age is around 40. Black head to toe, helmet, sweater, pants, gloves etc. Pair of Volkl twins, and all he does besides making terrible turns down the groomers are surface 360's. I'm waiting for Darwin to step in here, lift lines have been way too long.
Dec 30 2007 7:09PM
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tjski
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uhhhhhh.... were going to baker too???? wow i truely know absolutly nothing about this trip we are taking besides ending up in whistler...
Jan 2 2008 12:32AM
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Elijah.
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Where do you ski?
Jan 2 2008 2:16AM
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Korbit
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haha well me and whoever didn't have the funds to stay there as long as you guys are were going to hit baker once......goooon
Jan 2 2008 11:26AM
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tjski
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oh hahah, sweet im #1!!!!!
Jan 2 2008 7:35PM
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ShreddingthaGnar
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he skis Snoqualmie
Jan 2 2008 7:39PM
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P.J.S.
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Yes, unfortunately I do most of my skiing there.
Jan 2 2008 9:35PM
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Korbit
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OH and another thing.....
Me and my two girlfriends are looking for a cheap place to stay the 10th throught the 13th in or around whistler if anyone has any ideas........we broke as hell....so nothing to expensive.....if not we will prolly just sleep in the ride :(
Jan 3 2008 6:02PM
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tjski
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warning: these girls will drink all your booze
Jan 3 2008 10:04PM
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cobra_commander
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it really not that hard for girls to find a place to stay, especially in testosterone heavy ski towns.
Jan 3 2008 10:12PM
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Elijah.
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You can stay at my house, but the funny thing about my house is, its located on my dick. Fo shooooooooooooo, gettin that foooo shoooo.

Sorry watching Superbad.
Jan 4 2008 2:49PM
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Korbit
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haha.....oh boy...... that movie
Jan 4 2008 4:47PM
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tjski
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hahahahahaa.
Jan 4 2008 8:32PM
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