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Why are you Baker and Crystal kids so weird?

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NoTeefa
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Has anyone else noticed this?

Dec 19 2007 11:26PM
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SGLogi
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mmm no .......
Dec 19 2007 11:32PM
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mtbakerteacher
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Because we ski more than just park.
Dec 20 2007 12:10AM
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sdfjklioeur
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my bad
Dec 20 2007 12:27AM
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cobra_commander
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it's the water.
Dec 20 2007 1:36AM
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NoTeefa
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I don't think thats it
Might have something to do with living in Bellingham
Dec 20 2007 5:29PM
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mtbakerteacher
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Maybe it's because we have to drive at least 45 minutes to ski, even from Glacier. I dunno Crystals excuse though...
Dec 20 2007 6:03PM
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NoTeefa
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Its an hour and a half to Stevens from where we live.
Dec 20 2007 6:15PM
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Elijah.
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We aren't wierd persay, just more in touch with our inner being...
So yes, we are wierd as fuck.
Dec 20 2007 10:31PM
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mtbakerteacher
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Buuut how are we so weird?
Dec 20 2007 10:47PM
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Elijah.
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Don't put us mad chill Baker kids with the Crystal kids anyway. We're wierd in a fun way, they're wierd in a... different way.
Dec 20 2007 11:04PM
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mtbakerteacher
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I mean Stevens has hotels and such though.
Dec 20 2007 11:07PM
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sdfjklioeur
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eli's just wierd in a gay way. but its all good, thats how brian likes it.
Dec 20 2007 11:21PM
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mtbakerteacher
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Be nice to the short kids, he just needs help. :(
Dec 20 2007 11:35PM
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Shifty540
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No it doesnt. Nearest hotel is probably Gold Bar which is like 25 miles away. MAYBE there is some in Skykomish but very limited if any and that is still 16 miles from Stevens. There is no on mountain accomodations at Stevens.
Dec 21 2007 1:50AM
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K2skipunk
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baker kids are certainly not weird.
pssshhhh who am i kidding, im probably the weirdest on of them all, tehe. but no really, that brian kid is weird
Dec 21 2007 2:24AM
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ride-rider
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ive noteced it.  but you kids saying theirs more than park.  ya i ride stevens and i ride park probly 30% of the time.  the other im trying to find deep pow and cliffs. 
Dec 21 2007 1:25PM
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NoTeefa
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Stevens has sick terrain, people need to give it more credit
Dec 21 2007 6:54PM
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NoTeefa
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And here's what I mean by "weird"
It seems to me like that Crystal kids are mostly overly cocky assholes, like even more so than myself.
And it seems like most of the baker kids are overly nice pussies
Crystal kids = pissed of redneck conservatives
Baker kids = ageing hippy liberal douches

and Then in the middle of it all is us Stevens and Snoqualmie folk who are actually kind of normal.
Now of course there are exceptions to this (like Apestead is a pissed off redneck conservative but he skis snoqualmie), but I feel like the generalization is fair and accurate.
Dec 21 2007 7:00PM
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mtbakerteacher
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Waiiit... Being nice is a bad thing? :(
Dec 21 2007 9:29PM
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j.bird
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WORD.
Dec 21 2007 9:38PM
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sdfjklioeur
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but we're willing to learn.

please noteefa teach us to be as cool as you
Dec 22 2007 12:14AM
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Schmitz
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this thread is rediculus, please let it die.
Dec 22 2007 2:03AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Everyone at Stevens and Snoqualmie is pretty much gay. Even Chris will admit this.
Dec 22 2007 2:35AM
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NoTeefa
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I don't know if you're ready to learn what I have to teach. Only when your mind is free and your soul seeks enlightenment will you be ready to learn the ways of the NoTeefa.
Dec 22 2007 5:31PM
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cockpit
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worthless
Dec 22 2007 10:00PM
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espong1321
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theres plenty of ways to knock ur teeth out
Dec 23 2007 2:02AM
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Holte
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The Baker kids ride pristine powder all the time and they're all from hippy families in Bellingham so they're happy super-liberals, and the Crystal kids ski at a huge mountain with incompetent asshole management and they're from rich families who live in the middle of nowhere, so they're all pissed off rednecks. Snoqualmie and Stevens have decent management and decent terrain and features and the level of skiing is decent and they're decently priced and they're more centrally located, so the Snoqualmie and Stevens kids are decent.
Dec 23 2007 3:32AM
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NoTeefa
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word.

Dec 23 2007 4:30AM
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Elijah.
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Haha this thread is ridiculous. Stop your bitching and moaning just because someone at Baker was nice to you, holy fuck.
Dec 24 2007 8:21PM
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mtbakerteacher
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If it makes you feel any better, I recently took it upon myself to be as unfriendly as possible to anyone not a Baker local. I'm going elitist.
Dec 24 2007 9:27PM
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cobra_commander
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your a crystal kid
Dec 24 2007 9:43PM
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NoTeefa
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Is that what this sounded like? I'm definitly not bitching and moaning about somebody being nice to me.
Just trying to generate an entertaining conversation with an observation I have made.
Dec 25 2007 1:21AM
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dlite!
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weirdest in washington. official list


10) matt schagalah aka schwags aka schfags
9) brooke larsen aka powderprincess
8)charley marian aka chuck aka charles aka maria marian
7.)grant domer aka skierboy aka gomer
6) kevin ? aka shevan aka kevy wevy
5) brit12756 aka minnyme aka kevywevys personal side kick
4) luke halstedn aka apested aka ape aka that crazy huge dude
3) boe zinter
2) chris eggs aka k2skeepimp aka noteefa aka chip aka chipper aka goof troop aka toothless aka snagle tooth aka bazooka tooth aka smile
1) im not sure who the weirdest is but you tell me. most likely dylan flint tho. he is one weird dude!
Dec 25 2007 1:26AM
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dlite!
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this should be its own thread
Dec 25 2007 1:28AM
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NoTeefa
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bahahaha, at least I win for most nicknames
Dec 25 2007 1:30AM
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sdfjklioeur
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dems stole our jerbbbbsss
Dec 25 2007 2:38AM
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Holte
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Yeah, but I'm an abnormal crystal kid. My family isn't rich and I live in LA during the school year but i live in the middle of nowhere during school breaks. And i hate crystal with the fiery passion of a thousand suns, but i live right next to it and ski there for practically free, so i sorta have to like it. Does that make me a nice cocky pissed off liberal redneck?
Dec 25 2007 4:14AM
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SirFryanator
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Down here y'alls are foreigners and we shall treat you as such. we got our 12 gauges in the back of our ford pickups, so if y'all try to build those jump thingys we'll do our own form of law enforcement while bathing in all of our money. praise the lord jesus christ!
Dec 26 2007 12:43AM
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ktollefson_1080
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hahaha probably actually.
Dec 26 2007 3:14AM
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NoTeefa
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gawd! typical crystal kid, damn rednecks! What do you have against having fun?
Dec 26 2007 3:57AM
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SirFryanator
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obviously we LOVE to give away our backcountry to all the gapers with new lifts and we hate all the young folk in this here mountainous area.  might as well just be bigger dicks and fuck up the halfpipe too, which we have all the equipment for! Yup. This mountain ain't gon' change a bit for y'all neon baggy kids.
Dec 26 2007 12:31PM
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mtbakerteacher
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I wanna be a neon baggy kid...
Dec 26 2007 1:15PM
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NoTeefa
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well FINE ya mean old bastard, we'll just keep going to stevens then
Dec 26 2007 8:34PM
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sdfjklioeur
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if wishes were fishes.......
Dec 26 2007 8:39PM
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Elijah.
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Then I'd have some dank salmon right now...
Dec 26 2007 8:46PM
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NoTeefa
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omg, Green canyon spinach salad with some fresh grilled salmon on it. Mt Hood brew pub style! that would be awesome right now...
Dec 26 2007 9:07PM
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cobra_commander
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not gonna lie, I am more of a red meat kinda guy. on the rarer side of things.
Dec 26 2007 10:15PM
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sdfjklioeur
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i like peanut butter sandwiches
Dec 26 2007 11:04PM
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espong1321
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without jelly?
Dec 26 2007 11:18PM
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WONTON
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ya wat tah fuk thats gross u protein farting bitch
Dec 26 2007 11:26PM
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