actually, all mine are legit, with witnesses. Needless to say I don't really drink anymore. Would drink too much, too often, and decided to stop before doing something stupid, and alcoholism and a high tolerance was in my blood.
I'm not saying people won't lie, but mine were the truth.
3/4 liter of captains with about 4 beers after that. that was done over the summer.
most ever was during halloween of 2001...bottle of parrot bay, few shots of vodka, and a lot of beer, i have no clue how much. woke up the next morning still dressed in my costume on a friends couch (so small if you didnt pass out you could never sleep on.) i had a hangover till 9 that night. then the game started all over again...the good ole days
SLTskier: there are so many girls in freeskiing now have you noticed that
stowek2: yep..theres a few skilled ones...a good number who love it and want to progress, then a bunch of morons that are trying to impress the boys by wearing as little clothing as possible and as much make-up as possible on the hill
SLTskier: yeah however im one that trys to progress and impress the boys :-)
18 shots of jager + 12 beers. there are witnesses to this, but it's not that big of a deal b/c we started drinking at 3 in the afternoon and stopped at last call which in burlington i think is like 2 am.
for those of you who live in burlington, don't touch the railing on the up escilator at the entrance in the church st mall...i rubbed my balls on it that night.
I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311
from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
i had 3 everclear jello shots, and like 8 or nine beers that i remember. the next day i woke up on my firends lawn in my underwear with half of my leg shcave. tough to explain to his parents the next day.
Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: How many?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.
If I can't do it homey, it can't be done. I'ma let the champagne bottle pop ima take it to the top fo sho ima make it hot.
Trouble maker whaaaat!!!
about 3 hours and yes i have witness's
___________________ Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.
^ now that's fucked up. Much like the night I passed out by a bus stop and hitch-hiked home at 6 am. I don't remember much from that night. except puking. lots of puking.
'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
UBC, the school you go to when you can't get accepted at SFU.
Thats a tough one to decide. Most recent amount drank was a 750 of jager and a few beers. No pukeage, but i had an exciting walk home and lost my shoes in a huge pile of dirt that i decided to climb to the top of. The rest of the walk i was barefoot. Kinda sucked. Had some blisters the next morning oh well.
'Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman'
1 quart of blood. But the blood was well over the legal driving limit.
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