There is a South African guy staying with my friend and he heard about cow tipping and wants to try it. I said I knew of a good field with lots of cows that is easy to get to and that I would take him. The problem is, I've never done it before. Someone told me to just make sure that you get outta the way cause when you push them over sometimes the legs will hit you.
'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'