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So I did the math...

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Runnie_D
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and you can make around 86,000 a year donating sperm because you can donate every 2 to 3 days and get 500 to 600 dollars each time!!!
Dec 7 2007 11:32PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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your dumb
Dec 7 2007 11:33PM
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fourhundred
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why??
Dec 7 2007 11:34PM
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skiminnesota
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you really get 500 to 600$$ a time???
Dec 7 2007 11:37PM
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miroz
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huh?
Dec 7 2007 11:38PM
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BigJew
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You get 75$ a time.
Dec 7 2007 11:44PM
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EL_FINRE
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wow im gonna go blow a load into a cup now and get my $75, later
Dec 7 2007 11:45PM
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Tinga
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its all about supply and demand. you know how many men on this planet are willing to get paid to supply their sperm? yeah no way in hell you can get $500-^00 each time
Dec 7 2007 11:50PM
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babysteeze84
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Women can get $5000+ for donating their eggs
Dec 7 2007 11:54PM
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snwbrdmilf
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I've heard they can get upwards of $8,000.
Dec 8 2007 12:00AM
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Runnie_D
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Yeah we had some guy talk about it in my health and anatomy class. You have to meet certain requirements and stuff but he said you get around 500 each time
Dec 8 2007 12:03AM
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freestyler540
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thats a pretty easy 75 for jacking in a cup


Dec 8 2007 12:30AM
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cab509
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but be careful, I saw on the internet news the other day a story about a guy who was a sperm donor getting nailed with child support 18 years later.
Dec 8 2007 12:59AM
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ThaLetterM.
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i would do it..but then my whole life i would have a weird sneaking suspicion that i have some random kid walking around
Dec 8 2007 1:02AM
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Meh42
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Hahahahah, that's a bitch.

I've heard it's super selective too.  The potential moms can specify what kind of attributes they want to the father to have.  Supposedly short guys are fucked because almost every woman asks for a tall father.
Dec 8 2007 1:02AM
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quixotic
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Yeah... the requirements are a bitch.  The woman can pick everything I think, education, hair, eyes, height, weight, skin color, etc.. soooo its not just pop a load in a cup.
Dec 8 2007 1:28AM
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solitaryman
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awwww
Dec 8 2007 1:41AM
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rhcp
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hahahaha yeah, that would be a bit creepy

Dec 8 2007 2:02AM
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garrett.
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havnt you guys seen the ER episode where the red head doctor has all the kids that came from his sperm donations come visit him at work?
Dec 8 2007 2:11AM
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skeedle
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you can at a clinic in california if your white, healthy have no family history of any sort of illness, etc.
but i think thats a little bit much.
Dec 8 2007 2:25AM
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Runnie_D
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You also have to have a bachelors degree.
Dec 8 2007 2:27AM
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-_-Johnny-_-
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is there an age limit?

Dec 8 2007 7:46AM
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AltaPilgrim4973
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how is it donating if they are paying you for it?? isnt that selling? also, most clinics have a rule along the lines of if you have had sex within the past 3-4 days you cant do it. so most of you have nothing to worry about.
Dec 8 2007 8:07AM
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skiP.E.I.
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Not in Canada-it's a donation here
Dec 8 2007 8:53AM
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Red_Shirt
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What if you had sex with your own daughter?
Dec 8 2007 8:57AM
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grizz
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if i had a nickel... or $500
Dec 8 2007 9:20AM
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603skier
Posts: 587 - Karma: 11
hahahah
Dec 8 2007 9:25AM
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japanada
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youi get loike 100 bucks. have to be at least 6 foot, 18+ or 21+ depending on where you go. the first time you go, they check to see if your sperm count is high enough. There are many other requirements. Its a good way to make some extra bank though.
Dec 8 2007 9:55AM
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2bi40s
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one time i jerked off my friend when he was passed out and i handed in his sample as my own and only got 45 bucks for it. so not worth it.
Dec 8 2007 10:03AM
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potatofarmer
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haha what the fuccck
Dec 8 2007 10:43AM
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bigdaddytmac
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So basically you have to meet extremely stringent requirements:

How CCB Selects Donors For Our Program
At California Cryobank, we use a stringent screening process and currently accept into our donor program less than 1% of the men who apply.

To participate in our anonymous program, current donors must:
  • be between the ages of 19 and 39
  • have graduated from, or be currently attending a 4-year university program
  • live commuting distance to one of our laboratories
  • commit to the program for 1-2 years / donate 2-3 times a week
  • complete a detailed questionnaire, which includes a 3-generation medical and genetic history
  • undergo a bi-annual physical examination and blood tests every three months

THE PHONE CALL
The process begins with a phone call to our donor coordinator. She asks potential donors a few basic questions regarding their height, weight, age and educational background. She also asks whether he or his parents are adopted.

These questions are asked for the following reasons:

  1. Donors must be between the ages of 19 and 39. According to the Cryobank's medical director, Cappy Rothman, MD, "While a man's fertility does not automatically decline after the age of 39, men under that age are more likely to consistently produce superior quality of sperm necessary for successful freezing and thawing."  The American Association of Tissue Banks sets age 39 as the maximum age for donors. 
  2. Most California Cryobank donors attend, or have graduated from a major 4-year university or attend at least 2 years at a 4 year university. Our donors come from exceptional institutions including University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA), University of Southern California (USC), University of California, Berkeley (UCB), Stanford University, Harvard University and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT).
  3. We accept only those men who can provide the medical and genetic information on themselves and their family members required by the California Cryobank.
  4. We are looking for donor characteristics that are frequently requested by clients.
  5. Questions are asked regarding specific medical conditions, such as diabetes and cancer, to begin the screening process.

THE APPLICATION PROCESS
If a potential donor meets the above listed requirements, our donor coordinator will ask him to schedule an appointment to complete the donor application form and provide a semen sample. The semen sample will then be analyzed to determine whether the donor's semen meets our standards.

THE SCREENING PROCESS
Once the potential donor's semen sample meets our standards it generally takes 2 to 3 months for a donor applicant to become a fully qualified donor. During this period, a potential donor will leave several sperm samples, complete a three-generation medical and genetic history (better known as the "long profile"), meet with several people for interviews, including our genetic counselor, have a complete physical exam and have various laboratory tests.

The laboratory tests performed during the initial screening of Cryobank donors include the following:

          Chlamydia NAT

  • Gonorrhea NAT
  • CMV antibody (if reactive, additional tests are performed to exclude                                an active infection)
  • Hepatitis B Virus surface antigen
  • Hepatitis B Virus core antibody
  • Hepatitis C Virus antibody
  • Hepatitis C Virus NAT
  • HTLV I/II antibody
  • HIV1/HIV2 antibody
  • HIV 1 NAT
  • Syphilis Serology
(NAT: Nucleic Acid Test

The following tests are done during the initial screening AND then repeated every three months:
  • ALT(SGPT)
  • Chlamydia
  • Cytomegalovirus (CMV) antibody (IgG & IgM)
  • Gonorrhea
  • Hepatitis B surface antigen
  • Hepatitis B core antibody
  • Hepatitis C viral antibody
  • HIV 1/2 antibody
  • HTLV-I/II antibody
  • RPR (Syphilis)

The majority of potential donors are disqualified due to inadequate semen specimens. Because a small portion of the sperm is lost in the freezing and thawing process, a donor's fresh semen samples must meet certain minimum requirements.

One of our genetic counselors conducts a medical and genetic interview which includes a review of the long profile completed by each donor. The long profile includes information about the health of the donor, his siblings, his parents, his grandparents, his parent's siblings and his cousins. The medical/family history is carefully evaluated for any birth defects or known genetic conditions.

A donor applicant is disqualified from participation in the donor program if there is a family history which indicates that the man's offspring may be at increased risk for a birth defect or known genetic condition. If the genetic counselor, donor manager, laboratory manager, and the medical director are satisfied that the man is a good candidate for our donor program, he is given a number and  is admitted into our program.


Dec 8 2007 11:41AM
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bigdaddytmac
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But it seems like you could in fact make 80g's a year.
Dec 8 2007 11:43AM
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rhcp
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uhhh if you're a girl how you you hand in the sample "as your own?"
Dec 8 2007 12:17PM
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freeski07
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yo i heard about that too.  But i think the only reason he did is cause he would like call up the girl and send like birthday cards and shit
Dec 8 2007 12:20PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 60
hahaha

i felt like this was appropriate regarding the topic


it was posted a few days ago lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlVXyWEW55U


watch it lol
Dec 8 2007 5:07PM
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Snowcase
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You are probably the most retarded attention whore I have ever seen.
Dec 8 2007 5:13PM
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breckfreeskier
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18 years later? child support isnt paid anymore once the child reaches the age of 18
Dec 8 2007 5:57PM
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Alex_thedroog
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haha, weird.
Dec 8 2007 8:15PM
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ax_murderer
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not gonna lie if whats you says is true my sperms worth well over 500-600 bucks.
Dec 8 2007 8:21PM
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RudyGarmisch
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I crunched some numbers too... with all of the necessary equipment, I can brew 15 gallons of beer for $40.
Dec 8 2007 8:22PM
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user098123
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Wow if it's that cheap we're all getting ripped off! Bastards...

My dad used to brew beer in his dorm room in college, perhaps I'll have to ask him to give me some tricks of the trade.
Dec 8 2007 8:26PM
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doublexl
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you cant have any drugs in your system so i could never do that.
Dec 8 2007 8:36PM
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