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Things you do while you shit

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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
i usually play snake on my phone, text, or use my laptop. it always prolongs my shit though and i end up sittin for an excessive amount of time.
Nov 27 2007 1:33AM
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eheath
Posts: 61110 - Karma: 118,319
Read.
Nov 27 2007 1:38AM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62

take a nap

Nov 27 2007 1:42AM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
ive never taken my laptop with me when ive gone to shit lol.
but cool i guess
i normally just read
Nov 27 2007 1:43AM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
eat a burrito
Nov 27 2007 1:43AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
sometimes i'll have text sex with your mom, or her favorite thing is when i take a shit and then take a pic and send it to her.  she loves it
Nov 27 2007 1:45AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
so its not just me that does it with his mom... huh dirty milf.
Nov 27 2007 1:48AM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
your mom also eats my crusty bathroom burrito for me
Nov 27 2007 1:51AM
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jholer2
Posts: 576 - Karma: 11
I usually read, but sometimes I'll take the laptop or psp.
Nov 27 2007 1:54AM
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pdubs113
Posts: 260 - Karma: 10
I ALWAYS take my laptop and roam around NS...its awesome.
Nov 27 2007 2:00AM
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footcrunk
Posts: 385 - Karma: 75

I usually just rally that poop QUICKLY and get the fuck outta there.....kinda wierd that some people actually do time consuming things while deucing.

Nov 27 2007 2:00AM
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eheath
Posts: 61110 - Karma: 118,319
Oh and blumpkins are always nice too.
Nov 27 2007 2:04AM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
if i can tell its gonna be a while, i'll grab freeskier and read

otherwise, i'm in and out
Nov 27 2007 2:04AM
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mizzike
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 251
I have a bathroom in myTV room so i can shit and watch tv at the same time. Its baller.
Nov 27 2007 2:10AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
a bathroom in your TV? thats tricky
Nov 27 2007 2:11AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
to be quite honest im posting this reply while on the crapper

i love laptops
Nov 27 2007 2:12AM
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hucksplat
Posts: 966 - Karma: 1,124
when i'm taking a shit (preferably in someone else's toilet), i like to beat off thinking of my best friends eleventeen year old sister while texting his girlfriend to come out tonight so i can slip her a roofie to unconsciously fondle and take incriminating photos of her that i will use to extort her with later in life, all the while glancing at hustler images pasted on the walls.  i enjoy not wiping my ass or washing my hands nor flushing and leaving a behemoth stinker for the next unsuspecting victim to walk into.  sometimes i like to leave a little mud streak on the rim too, or urinate aimlessly.  i'll usually leave the tap running with the sink clogged in the hopes of some major flood damage.  if i ate recently, i will get my bulemia on and puke on the floor.  bringing a shapie to deface the walls with is always fun too.  if anyone interupts my pooping privacy, i will dunk them in the toilet of my still steaming shit, nuclear wedgy them, violate their anus with a pencil, and steal their wallet to engage in some credit card fraud and buy new tvs which i can trade to fuel my raging cocaine habit

ugh... rancid eh?  where'd that come from?  that was some crazy depravity... the tendency is to take a vile joke and turn run with it until it is moribund and unholy

no, i just like to read the newspaper if at home, or quick visit if away from home.
Nov 27 2007 2:13AM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19

roflmao

Nov 27 2007 2:18AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
hahaha gnarrr
Nov 27 2007 2:22AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
samesleys
Nov 27 2007 2:26AM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62

i almost vomited i was laughing so hard how do i make you one of my ns friends

Nov 27 2007 2:26AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
i light matches.
Nov 27 2007 2:37AM
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krl
Posts: 101 - Karma: 14
try to remember what the fuck i ate
Nov 27 2007 2:44AM
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_-Avery-_
Posts: 4 - Karma: 10
I beat off
Nov 27 2007 8:27AM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
hhahaaa
Nov 27 2007 8:37AM
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jhackbeez
Posts: 2136 - Karma: 258
have sex with your gf
Nov 27 2007 9:24AM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 60
listen to the good ol ipod


check for corn...haha
Nov 27 2007 9:51AM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
throw down beats with my hands using my thighs and walls and towel rack as drums.
Nov 27 2007 10:16AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
sometimes i bring my ipod or laptop, but usually i read magazines sitting there. anyone notice that anything is interesting when you're on the john? i find myself reading things i would never read in any other situation, but for some reason martha stewart living is captivating while taking a shit.
Nov 27 2007 11:15AM
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Mr_Papageorgio
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 117
in my dorm there are tiles on the floor with white and purple squares, so i search to see if i can find patterns wit the purple ones. 
Nov 27 2007 11:18AM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
i actually do that sometimes
Nov 27 2007 11:27AM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
call my girlfriend haha. but deuces don't last long because i smoke cigarettes and if you smoke boogs, you know how it is. it makes it so its so easy to shit. when i quit for like a week, i got so constipated. its true and one of the few benefits of cigarette smoking, if you don't smoke, i recommend doing it on the john
Nov 27 2007 11:31AM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
rolling stone, or time magazine. nuff said.
Nov 27 2007 11:31AM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
well i don't smoke in my house so actually outside to it peaks then run in. its genious i tell ya, genious
Nov 27 2007 11:31AM
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wev-skis
Posts: 564 - Karma: 10
yeah usually ill go on my laptop or i will play my psp. 
Nov 27 2007 11:43AM
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Free.Ski.Love
Posts: 98 - Karma: 20
haha you boys crack me up. whats with the love affair avec le toilette?! i go as quick as i can and get out of there
Nov 27 2007 11:47AM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
and only once a week?
Nov 27 2007 11:57AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
What the fuck are you talking about?!?! Girls don't poop!
Nov 27 2007 1:10PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
agreed

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Nov 27 2007 1:11PM
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dave88
Posts: 22 - Karma: 36
try and force it out as fast as u can
Nov 27 2007 1:20PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
One time I called my buddy to go ski with me, he was taking a shit, the conversation just got akward
Nov 27 2007 1:29PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
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Nov 27 2007 1:38PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
1 minute?? do you break it off half way and not wipe?
Nov 27 2007 1:58PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
I play this game called "Zuma" on my cell phone.

I'm getting pretty damn good.
Nov 27 2007 2:26PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
I utilize my time that I would normally do otherwise. Cut finger/toe nails, clean my ears, fold laundry (my dryer is right there), etc. Saves me a ton of time later on.
Nov 27 2007 2:59PM
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Bardolph
Posts: 719 - Karma: 11
I listen to music cause my brother got me a shower radio for christmas one year so now when ever im in the bathroom i listen to music.
Nov 27 2007 3:08PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
i shit in like under a minute, i dont feel the need to do anything.
Nov 27 2007 3:11PM
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magic_steve
Posts: 544 - Karma: 10
shoot nerf darts at the mirror
Nov 27 2007 3:20PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
depends on the shit. Sometimes I'm in and out in like 30 seconds. Other times I'll play games on my phone. If I have my laptop I'll watch TV. I've eaten while pooping too.
Nov 27 2007 5:03PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
laptop always
Nov 27 2007 5:04PM
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HEYLADY
Posts: 572 - Karma: 9
i like reading freeskier or powder mag wile i sit on the shitter
Nov 27 2007 5:36PM
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