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Who would win in a fight battle royal between all the pro skiers

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Yauch
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i guess mad dog mfm wins this contest for snowboarders

but what about skiers

Nov 27 2007 12:44AM
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Caveman.
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brad holmes
Nov 27 2007 12:48AM
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Skipig25
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simon thinks he's a badass.
cosco is pretty jacked.
big mountain skiers don't count, cause they could whoop everyone's ass.
Nov 27 2007 12:48AM
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Bagels
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Mich D.  He carries a gun.  Thread Done.
Nov 27 2007 12:49AM
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Bagels
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*Woops, Mick D.*
Nov 27 2007 12:49AM
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Yauch
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yeah fist fight

i would say candide because hes a fucking ninja

Nov 27 2007 12:50AM
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TechnoPotamus
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if philou was still in the skiing scene he would.  he was a big dude
Nov 27 2007 12:53AM
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Silence
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Mik.D or Seth
Nov 27 2007 1:34AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Nov 27 2007 1:37AM
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solitaryman
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C CREWWW ahaha tools, i say hmm iunno seth? he doesnt seem like the fighting type though?
Nov 27 2007 1:47AM
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Calb3rt
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i could see tim doing very well in a battle royal for some reason...
Nov 27 2007 1:48AM
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skiminnesota
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Nov 27 2007 9:54AM
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Ski_Unit_19
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wilson.... that man is out of his mind
Nov 27 2007 10:03AM
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jhackbeez
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mik D, he would shoot them all, wait is he even pro?  he has a pro model, but so do the peters'......
Nov 27 2007 10:06AM
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Dustin.
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I love Candide, but French people don't win anything that involves fighting.
Nov 27 2007 10:20AM
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skiP.E.I.
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Grete
Nov 27 2007 10:45AM
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SirFryanator
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Preach, brotha!!!!
Nov 27 2007 10:48AM
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Fintendo
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Probably Mike Wilson, he'd have a compound fracture or too and wouldn't notice and just keep fighting.
As for snowboarders it would definately be Bjorn Leines or Scotty Wittlake. Not MFM.
Nov 27 2007 11:08AM
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schmies
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I would put Money on Abma, he  strong like bear.
Nov 27 2007 12:10PM
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ShredtillURdead
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it would come down to mik d and hibbert, mik woulda shot everyone already, then he would just walk away from hibbert because he would be trying to jump on him from a roof or something. 
Nov 27 2007 12:20PM
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pistolpete23
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TJ his deep voice and big stature would scare everyone
Nov 27 2007 12:24PM
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jack_weisman
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whoever that guy was who skipped court for assault (dont quote me on that), and went to the U.S. open
Nov 27 2007 12:26PM
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landonn
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i cant believe no one has said peter olenick.  that guy is intense.
Nov 27 2007 2:29PM
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Holte
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haha yeah...ya know, I might just put money on Brad Holmes.
Nov 27 2007 2:31PM
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Ski311
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Seth Morrison is a Sagetarious trisexual meat eater.
Nov 27 2007 2:35PM
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dirtydoper87
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Andreas. the dude is huge
Nov 27 2007 2:40PM
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prisnah
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I can't believe no one has said who the fuck cares?

Goddamn it needs to snow......
Nov 27 2007 2:43PM
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snarky
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true story.
Nov 27 2007 2:52PM
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steezerampage
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mike wilson, that kid is bullet proof
Nov 27 2007 5:43PM
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kozy
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ya i agree lol


Nov 27 2007 5:45PM
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Edward.
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if it was a fist fight i think pete olenick would win. he looks like he works out, and plus he has a good height advantage over all the skiers since most of them are kind of short
Nov 27 2007 5:46PM
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2bi40s
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creighton
Nov 27 2007 5:46PM
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.jon
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oh fo sho!
Nov 27 2007 5:58PM
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psizzle
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hahahaha, definitely rory silva
Nov 27 2007 5:59PM
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ElliottP
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no dude. not while she's pregnant
Nov 27 2007 6:39PM
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ValPow
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and americans arent any better, iraq?
Nov 27 2007 7:24PM
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invader7
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mik D or seth
Nov 27 2007 7:39PM
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shoenice22
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Pete.  He even shoots little kids that are on his team when he paintballs. He would own all pros in a cage fight.
Nov 27 2007 7:47PM
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DeucesStreetwear
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pete olenick guys a giant and would rain over anyone if not him than MIK D for sure hes so thug
Nov 27 2007 7:48PM
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nathanielstyza
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well...colby is ripped...dont kno how straight thuggin he is tho
Nov 27 2007 7:51PM
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2bi40s
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should have seen him on halloween...
Nov 27 2007 7:52PM
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beardstatus
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peter olenickis a moron
Nov 27 2007 7:53PM
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iluvBread
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i could see peter olenick losing his temper and going crazy plus he looks pretty tall and ripped....but no one has shit on mik. d
Nov 27 2007 7:58PM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
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ahaha this thread rules, 10 bucks on Charlie Ager,

ps seth, mik, and tj are all pretty small guys lol
Nov 27 2007 9:11PM
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Nico_G
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Very true he doesnt feel pain cause he's drunk all the time
Nov 27 2007 9:16PM
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invaderskier36
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jon lol
Nov 27 2007 9:18PM
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landonn
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yeah man, if we had gone with em that day, i would have got fucken killed for sure.

Nov 27 2007 9:18PM
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ShredtillURdead
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please do not push politics here, especially in a thread like this
Nov 27 2007 9:22PM
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doublexl
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word yo. hes straight hood. hed stick his bully on yo ass!
Nov 27 2007 9:29PM
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mike_e
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liam downey he would step on everybody
Nov 27 2007 9:31PM
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eastchris
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haha hibert
Nov 27 2007 9:57PM
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