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Famous Skiing Quotes.

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1990
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 54
I need some quotes for a shirt design.

Would be great if you guys could help me out.

Things like


"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple hours."

"Tight pants, wide stance, fat skis, corked 3s."

"Skiing is a serious addiction. It could be compared to crack"


Thanks
Nov 16 2007 12:55PM
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-dAvE-
Posts: 677 - Karma: 74
the quote: "i ride fat twins" is mad funny!!! but the "i ride twins" is being used by powder11 on shirts and stickers and stuff... its not the same..but pretty close....
Dec 20 2007 10:47PM
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tride
Posts: 1038 - Karma: 26
"People who sue ski areas should be shot."

-Scott Schmidt
Dec 20 2007 11:19PM
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sdfjklioeur
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 114
amen to that
Dec 21 2007 1:18AM
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Bentley@DOSMedia
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or 7 year old kids.
"If you dont think money can buy you love, hell you've never been to Reno"
my senior quote :)
Dec 21 2007 2:34AM
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RudyGarmisch
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I believe the quote went something like this, but someone please confirm:

"Which hand do you turn the faucet on with after a #2, your wipe hand or your non-wipe hand?" - Shane McConkey
Dec 21 2007 3:13AM
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itsmuhammed
Posts: 311 - Karma: 14
i think i almost dead
Dec 21 2007 4:20AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
" I like my boots like I like my women, rear entry" & "Fat Twins Rock"
Dec 21 2007 6:02AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
YES! Make it now
Dec 21 2007 6:04AM
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skates_mcfarlin
Posts: 214 - Karma: 10
dont be a bitch, hit it switch
Dec 21 2007 9:31AM
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BCKicker540
Posts: 1283 - Karma: 11

wrong /\

I thought I was going to..dead - Charles Gagnier, High Five

Dec 21 2007 10:20AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
i saw something like this in a bolle ad

the only thing better then skiing through fresh powder is slicing through thin air
Dec 21 2007 10:46AM
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.Brink.
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 188
"faunt got bigger"
Dec 21 2007 11:20AM
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Tclif
Posts: 1559 - Karma: 19
At HN and Momentum lift line TJ was asked about his current problem situation with a certain girl

TJ's response " Oh its all cool  now, we had sex"

or something like that. 




Dec 21 2007 12:21PM
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styl.tweakit
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Dec 21 2007 1:45PM
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Schmitz
Posts: 4272 - Karma: 103
great quote.
Dec 21 2007 6:27PM
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B-TOWNskier45
Posts: 107 - Karma: 25
"NO GUTS,  NO GLORY"
Dec 21 2007 7:05PM
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B-TOWNskier45
Posts: 107 - Karma: 25
"Jesus Christ almighty, a mouse ran up my hiney, bit my tit, made me shit, Jesus Christ almighty"

haha funny
Dec 21 2007 7:09PM
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sneaky
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"i ride fat twins"

i know it's been said a couple times, but i wasn't gonna waste the time to find it!
Dec 21 2007 7:52PM
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jeremy.g
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its on some big mtn t's
Dec 21 2007 10:00PM
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joly.sp
Posts: 2305 - Karma: 585
Haha yeah, the i busted a nut one was great.

"I love skiing backwards" pete O in war.
Dec 21 2007 10:16PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
"My ass is a beautiful flower, come and taste its sweet nectar." - Scott Andrus
Dec 22 2007 12:00AM
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turoa_NZEE
Posts: 78 - Karma: 10
bump

Ride it like you stole it
Tuck it or fuck it
The only thing steeze and skis have in common is that they rrhyme with fuck off back to the ghetto PLEASE
Hardest thing about snowblading is telling your parents your gay

snaked some from rard
Dec 28 2007 5:33PM
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