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Famous Skiing Quotes.

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1990
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 54
I need some quotes for a shirt design.

Would be great if you guys could help me out.

Things like


"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple hours."

"Tight pants, wide stance, fat skis, corked 3s."

"Skiing is a serious addiction. It could be compared to crack"


Thanks
Nov 16 2007 12:55PM
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ValPow
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 10
i'm not going to quote the thread becasue then it gets too long and fuckin irritating, but nicksteezy has got some good'uns in there,

that last one about jon is brilliant, from his blog isnt it.

anyway a cool one about doug combs:

"TO SEE HIM SKI WAS TO SEE FLUIDITY, AS IF HE WERE A DROPLET OF WATER TRICKLING DOWN A ROUGH PLASTER WALL"
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Nov 16 2007 6:25PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
it actually is an add i have it on my wall...so it both then lol. good to go!
Nov 16 2007 6:26PM
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ValPow
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 10
it appears that i quoted something anyway, not on purpose, i was on about that huge post on the last page
Nov 16 2007 6:43PM
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noj1080
Posts: 355 - Karma: 69
"We got a renegade going OB"

"You open 'em I'll close 'em"

~ Aspen Extreme

Hey JF what are you doing now a days .... drinking ... lots of drinking
~JF propaganda

"is he skiing or is he base jumping"  Mike Douglas before the sports were actually combined
Nov 16 2007 8:17PM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
"I grip it and rip it... I like to live on the edge.. live with a lot of flair"  - Hansel (not skiing but extreme none-the-less)

"So, do you have a sharpie?"  - G. Goblin.
"Least I did it fool.......... gimme some props here fuckers.. shit!"  - Eric Spriet from Blunt. 


Nov 16 2007 8:32PM
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steezerampage
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 214

Its gross you dont like him enough

Nov 16 2007 9:13PM
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FJibber
Posts: 1494 - Karma: 1,291
The newschoolerest of all:

"HOW TO GET TO CHAD'S FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA"
Nov 16 2007 9:14PM
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,785
Haha, yeah! For sure.

"When people say you have a one track mind, tell them they're only half right. Skiing leaves 2 tracks!" - Seth Morrison
Nov 16 2007 9:37PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
pawelko you cant ski switch
Nov 16 2007 9:51PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
he busted a three and i busted a nut.

ahmet dadali
Nov 16 2007 10:43PM
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stompdat
Posts: 641 - Karma: 50

I am a Skier...... lol

Nov 16 2007 11:30PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
Go big, or go big. Going home ain't an option.
Nov 16 2007 11:32PM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
every one falls, it takes a man to get up, - juri kubac
Nov 17 2007 2:59AM
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Gharf
Posts: 1390 - Karma: 983
i wish i was a video game caracter. They can never fall. Never.  pete o





Nov 17 2007 6:24AM
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ValPow
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 10
the secret to happiness is to find something more important than you are, and dedicate you life to it
Nov 17 2007 8:36AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
I'm going to try to remember this perfectly, but I may get a word or 2 wrong, but the context will remain the same.

"I'd rather be a pioneer, than just another clone doing the same old thing."
-Skogen Sprang back in the early days of Freeskiing
Nov 17 2007 9:32AM
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Colt45er
Posts: 1650 - Karma: 336
"shlarp the gnar"
Nov 17 2007 10:00AM
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B.Snow
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 92
holly shit someone should say Jamie Pierre before he jumps off the enormous cliff and says something like: " just imagie jesus dying on the cross for you, this is my controbuton to the world" 
Nov 17 2007 10:33AM
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SkierJulie
Posts: 2495 - Karma: 101
COskibum got my Morrison quotes. So, here's some more and a couple of jokes.

Don't confuse the sport of skiing with the industry of skiing.   ~HST

And now for the rules of the International, Chinese downhill: there are none.   ~Hot Dog

Guys, I’d like to propose a little toast to Squirrel Murphy. He’s been on the World Freestyle Circuit for four years, he’s made $392, and he’s been laid twice.   ~Hot Dog

How many mogul skiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5. One to screw it in, and four to comment on how nice his/her turns were.

How do you become a millionaire in the ski industry?
Start off with a billion.

Snow is like sex. You never when you're gonna get it. You never know how much you're gonna get. And, you never know how good it's going to be.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
Nov 17 2007 10:35AM
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brenker
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"if you french fry when you should pizza, youre gonna have a bad time"   thumper
Nov 17 2007 3:15PM
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troublemaker3
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 225
McDonalds? That stuff will kill you.    -----------   seth morrison
Nov 17 2007 3:31PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
Posts: 3687 - Karma: 39
i wish my grass was emo so it could cut its self

bitch on my stick but my name aint harry potter- LiL wayne
Nov 17 2007 3:59PM
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danedegruyter
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 1,137

might as well ride ninthward, at least you can keep your originality that way.

Nov 17 2007 11:51PM
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Therealbillus
Posts: 198 - Karma: 10
When i saw this thread i was thinking the exact same thing
Nov 17 2007 11:52PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
It Isn't how much you show, its how far you will go
Nov 18 2007 12:06AM
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Jared.
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 59
ancient chinese proverb

f T s
Uhh
c i i
KSS

not a skiing quote but whatever
Nov 18 2007 12:24AM
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Jared.
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 59
i messed it up:

again

ancient Chinese proverb:

f T s
Uhh
c i i
KSt



Nov 18 2007 12:25AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 149
"I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"
Nov 18 2007 12:30AM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
"How do you get to Chad's from the bottom of Alta?"

and on the back:
"PWND"
Nov 18 2007 12:31AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 149
and like 50000 to hate on them both
Nov 18 2007 12:40AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
Send it
Nov 18 2007 12:49AM
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MiniMeDanny
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 2,312
i was beat to "how do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta" so 
"it's amazing how much extra confidence i get from wearing a helmet and mouthguard, too bad confidence is the last thing i need"
mike wilson (push)
Nov 18 2007 1:00AM
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.jc.
Posts: 182 - Karma: 9
in most places getting this high is a felony

then have a pick of someone doing a leayed out backflip or somethin

but i am pretty sur that has alreeady een used but w.e
Nov 18 2007 1:31AM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
cool story hansel

"carpe the diem man...sieze the carp"
-out cold
Nov 18 2007 1:43AM
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calebski.
Posts: 703 - Karma: 10
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, pr that your entire life is going down the shitter, cuz your world is right for the next few hours" -unknown
Nov 18 2007 2:37AM
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Rippy087
Posts: 666 - Karma: 12
episode 2? that kid is rediculously funny
Nov 18 2007 3:26AM
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tjski
Posts: 5859 - Karma: 44
"if its too steep your too old"-some ski shirt i saw in Jackson hole/ snowbird?
Nov 18 2007 3:32AM
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cab_D
Posts: 1602 - Karma: 51
"Gonna need this"
 Seth, ski movie 2

"Seth Morrison, 21 outta Vail Colorado. My occupation's a slut!"
 Seth, The Tribe

"D MINUS!!"

End of hit list remix
Nov 18 2007 4:59AM
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1990
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 54
bump

some more?
Nov 18 2007 3:36PM
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luke8
Posts: 130 - Karma: 54
i'm not trowing my poles around like a baby!
Nov 18 2007 3:48PM
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lineskier2334
Posts: 895 - Karma: 15
AMAZINGGGGG
Nov 18 2007 4:50PM
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DinosaurRcool
Posts: 534 - Karma: 20
here's what ya do, go really fast and if something gets in your way, turn. -better off dead.
Nov 18 2007 5:07PM
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jacobg
Posts: 255 - Karma: 14
some say you have to fall to learn
but sometimes you forgot what you learned because you fell

Nov 18 2007 5:14PM
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tjski
Posts: 5859 - Karma: 44
"i was stranded on this island and i had to eat bark and dead beaver carcus"--saucer boy
Nov 19 2007 12:45AM
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A_Thomas
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 254
For those who have seen seven sunny days-
when eric hjorflieson drops that huge like 60 footer or whatever on his first run and he skis down to the camera guys:
Camera dude:  eric that was pretty big buddy!
eric: ehh............breakfast..
Nov 19 2007 1:52AM
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Flarestrike
Posts: 437 - Karma: 18
"Dare you to eat the yellow snow..."

or

"Life without skiing is like life without a heart, a soul, a liver, a spine, most of your bones, your face and Mr. Happy that lives downstairs"
Nov 19 2007 1:59AM
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TechnoPotamus
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hahaha that's from those free Helly Hansen films.  I remember that part, it's Pollard that says it in that dumbass impression he's doing
Nov 19 2007 2:00AM
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pistolpete23
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all your buddies are throwing down and you get the wave in from the heli and your just like..this is gonna be the SICKEST !   -TJ
Nov 19 2007 2:11AM
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LivinOuttaBounZ
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"You dont choose to die on your skis, you're chosen." I cant remember but he died.

Nov 19 2007 3:23AM
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