I'm Zeldar, from the planet Beldar
Which is eight million judibeeks from Saturn
I was on my way home one day when thrown off pattern
Landed on earth, no where to go... a hole in my megaboomp (hehehe)
Landed in a field with green leafy trees... looked kind of odd to me
So... I (sniff)) smoked it (sniff)
"maybe we should give the hurricanes black names. that way they are lazy and dont bother fucking anything up.
or give them mexican names so they hang around parking lots and then instead of fucking everyone up, they build decks and houses." -Timmi
If you're on a university campus use DC++ its so legit.
And the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply,
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why,
He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young lad.
I think you'll do",
So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that,
huh , me workin' for you."