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ductapeboy
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so yea... I had this fighting fish in whistler... and I had him for like 3 months... he was doing soo good... his name was fish. he was pink and frilly.... but he was no sissy.... like we called him fish cuz it was tougher than fishy... but any ways.... we had this fish for like 3 months living in a measuring cup. and we left to come back to ontario... so we snuck him on the plane in a water bottle, and he was doing super good and shit... and he survived everything... so we got him home and into a new bowl, and yea... so like 3 days later I decided that fish could be friends with fishy X3 that live in the pond outside... so I dumped him in and filled up his bowl so that it could warm up for when he got back in... but it turns out that fish was pink and frilly for a reason. he was a sissy. so fishy fishy, and fishy kicked his ass. so I rescued him out and put him back in his bowl of cold water... and the next day he was dead. I cried.


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Sep 3 2003 11:16PM
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Papa
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good story, very good story




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Sep 3 2003 11:18PM
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DrPepper
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awww sissy fish
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Sep 3 2003 11:19PM
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Jibtech
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at least you didn't nuke this one with a heat lamp in a JD bottle.
Sep 3 2003 11:21PM
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ductapeboy
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fucking dead levin.


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Sep 3 2003 11:24PM
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hucksterjibber15
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i eat fish
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Sep 3 2003 11:41PM
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pag
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poor fish man you didn't think about his family where you took it from
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Sep 4 2003 12:08AM
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hucksterjibber15
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ya, maybe he had kids and him and his wife fish had a good sex life, like fucked every night, and had mad fish babies
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Sep 4 2003 4:03AM
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F5*
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great story Hansel



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Sep 4 2003 4:05AM
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fidottio
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my sister has a fighting fish named 'mustang' that's blue frilly and badass
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Sep 4 2003 4:07AM
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PurpleSkier
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great story!
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SaraJ
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I have a tear in my eye now. Amazing story.

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Sep 4 2003 4:57AM
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gsqueen
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im so sorry about your fish im going to get a fish and im gonna name him miss petunia bug




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Sep 4 2003 4:57AM
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lalalalaura
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my fish faked death, and i was about to flush him, but he started to swim JUST as i was dumping the water, so i put him back. THEN, the next day, i visited my grandma's grave, and went home, and my fish was dead. coincidence? i think not
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Sep 4 2003 5:02AM
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cravate
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haha i remember when he had that fish and the heat lamp in whistler....haha dave...
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Sep 4 2003 5:04AM
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rebel
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Dave, did you ever think that maybe the fish was a pussy because you raised him to be a pussy?
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Sep 4 2003 5:34AM
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teresak2
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i am soo sorry, may he rest in peace.


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Sep 4 2003 5:39AM
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lineskier10
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my mom had a fighting fish named poseidon, because he was the king of the sea, then he died after she had him for a year or so, and we were all sad
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Sep 4 2003 5:55AM
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MacMahoooon
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dave...nothing pink and frilly can really be badass. guess you need another one?....hows the next one going to be killed?

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Sep 4 2003 3:01PM
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troll
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aww dave did u flush him down the toilet?? poor fish!! but ur back in ontario?? what?? y was i not informed wheres my sexy darryl??
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Sep 4 2003 9:07PM
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quebecfreestyler
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poor little fish. 2 fighting fish cant live together but i tought fish would be a killer since i trained him 2 week long to fight with his own image with the miror that was lying next to the cup.

you should get a pet racoon so no more garbage destroying raccon would attack you


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Sep 4 2003 9:31PM
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buck490
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bummer dude, i have a truck named Grizwald.

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Sep 4 2003 9:42PM
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1212j5j5
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HAHHAHA> DAVE I CUMMED IN THE WATER. HAHAHAHHA. JOKES ON YOU BITCH!
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Sep 4 2003 9:45PM
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im sorry, forgive me?
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Sep 4 2003 9:45PM
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we put 2 fighting fish in glass and one killed the other, then we didnt have to feed the survivor cuz he just nibbled on his dead glassmate. he lived like that for a solid 2 months. then the glass started to smell so i flushed the bastard.

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Sep 4 2003 11:43PM
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ductapeboy
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how can you guys be sooo mean here.... my beloved fish is now DEAD! you bastards.


Dave Pauls
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Sep 5 2003 6:42PM
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quebecfreestyler
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i tolf you a raccon would make you happier



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Sep 5 2003 6:58PM
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LifeJacket
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Darryl is in love with a chick in whistler, but don't worry he doesn't want to marry her, he just loves her,... anyways that's the latest iv'e heard from darryl,

dave, cross breed a bird and a fish,...

that's your new life mission.


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Sep 5 2003 7:05PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
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nooo he was a travelling fish...thats not cool for him to go

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Sep 5 2003 8:07PM
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Lanemeyers
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R.I.P. Fish......


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