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anomericas
Posts: 8237 - Karma: 61
If you had one wish, what would it be?
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Accept no one's defitnition of your life: Define your self. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
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Sep 3 2003 2:33PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
to have an 18 inch shlong

*$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$*

-Steve mem#8098

sms.session.four


Sep 3 2003 3:11PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
a happy world.


Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!


'haha god bless ssubsetnce abusess'-benditto
Sep 3 2003 3:17PM
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auski
Posts: 730 - Karma: 1,033
Regular winter snowfalls in Sydney.
Sep 3 2003 3:44PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
uhh. 100 more wishes. yeah
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Sep 3 2003 3:55PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
yeah more wishes of coarse....... but if i couldnt have more wishes it would prolly be to bang Britney Spears or something

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Sep 3 2003 3:59PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
id nuke new zealand just to kill fagwagon.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Sep 3 2003 4:22PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
Two words: Olsen Twins
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NS Special Education

Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
Sep 3 2003 4:23PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
to be the best skier at every aspect, id be the only guy with an x games medal for slopestyle and an olympic gold medal for downhill
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Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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Sep 3 2003 4:46PM
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jsof9
Posts: 214 - Karma: 8
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden,
he said out loud, 'Lord, grant me one wish.' The sky clouded
above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have
tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The man said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I
want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports
required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it
would
take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a
wish you think would honor and glorify me.'
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, 'Lord, I wish
that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel
inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why
they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a
woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?'


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Sep 3 2003 7:20PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that's great!
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
Sep 3 2003 7:23PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
id wish for a fatty slab of smoked salmon.

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Sep 3 2003 7:35PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
a years supply of cake and pie.





I got nothin.
Sep 3 2003 9:00PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
2 trillion pounds of platinum
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smoke bud, it gets you high.


COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime.
Sep 3 2003 9:05PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
i'd wish for unlimited wishes




Seize the carp
Sep 3 2003 9:51PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
Ruler of the world! Then i could have everything!
Sep 3 2003 10:26PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
PJO, are you really sam caylor?
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

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Sep 3 2003 10:34PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,152
to be the best skiing in the world for bc park what ever, then by being the best i would get the women. oh yes




Ski Fast and Stay Away From the Trees
Sep 3 2003 10:55PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
id wish i could win male model of the year award and a slashie.

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Sep 3 2003 11:01PM
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Airspeed-X
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 14
Another wish and snow all year round.


-Randy
Ontario Local
Sep 3 2003 11:08PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
id wish for a park

Proud Canadian and PE owner!
I was at CoC Session E
Poniverus
Sep 4 2003 1:30AM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
id wish you away. hope no1 said that already.
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fear makes it fun

'i took a look around the world and found that only stupid people were breeding'-unknown

'im a mugger!
ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

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Sep 4 2003 1:34AM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
i would wish for a lifetime supply of Red Bull so i could sell it to the canadians, since they cant get it there, its a win win situation, i am giving to the neady (canada) and i make money out of it :P

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Sep 4 2003 1:38AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
I've said it before....

Wish for infinite wished, that way you could do anything you want.
-Pat
WBP|films

you're all so worthless
Sep 4 2003 1:48AM
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jsof9
Posts: 214 - Karma: 8
well arent you just so fucking clever

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Sep 4 2003 1:53AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
you're just jealous it's not your idea.
-Pat
WBP|films

you're all so worthless
Sep 4 2003 1:53AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
I wish that I could go through a tv and end up in that tv show like Friends or porn!


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Sep 4 2003 1:59AM
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bigtreefallhard
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 11
nice id get a snow planet where all people did is ski
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'so long sweet summer'
Sep 4 2003 2:07AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Magical powers
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Sep 4 2003 2:11AM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
i would wish to be all powerful guy so that i could give myself whatever i wanted


A good friend will always bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying that was fucking awesome.

In pennsylvanis it is illegal to perform oral sex.


But I ask, if i think not, am I not? I think not. Dont you think?

Sep 4 2003 2:14AM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
id wish to be a Jedi, they got it all, Jedis are so cool

He who dares wins
Sep 4 2003 2:20AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
I'd wish that I could have sex with Sam...


On my way to goddom
Sep 4 2003 2:21AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
I'd wish that it snowed everywhere in the world, and that the snow wouldn't melt. It would be like spring skiing in powder for ever !!!!!!




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NH_Line:ya oakleys skis are no rumor!!!!!!!!! offffff the hook, the are coming out with the Osama Pros, and t-hall is leaving Armada to ride them, they also will come with a free bling bling necklace

ArmadaFreerider8:Where can you get a pic of the new oakley skis?

Ds91260: i already got my osama pros, i stole them from a cave in afganistan

ArmadaFreerider8: Why would tanner hall leave armada after he just helped start it
Sep 4 2003 2:33AM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
lots snow in the winter

2 Inchers Club

www.kg-archives.com
Sep 4 2003 2:51AM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
that the world would just chill the fuck out. good karma kids, good karma.


Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

NORTHEN REPRESENT
Sep 4 2003 3:01AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
unlimited wishes like pat. Then with those I'd wish for money, skis, amazing skiing/wakeboarding skills, and the list goes on.

-Sara

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Sep 4 2003 4:54AM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
eternal, never ending, true happienes...like lanemeyers said

- Patrickยทpatproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Sep 4 2003 5:01AM
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