Canada or Bust

so i really want to get out of the shit show and move up north with all the progressive pussies. Ill tell u why. Canada is rich. Its the eighth largest economy in the world and has  only 32 million people. Small family big income. Canada is peacefull with an incrediblely diverse population and almost no ethnic or relegious conflict. Canada has a solid international reputation for moderation and a proactive progressive multilateral view of how the world should operate. yeah and canada has sick shreding, lax pot laws, surfing, and ofcource the best mt biking on the globe.