WHAT THE FUCK, they used to be all quiet and shit and modest, now they got fuckin blaring songs n shit and sayin how comfortable they are and how much fun a period will be with he tampon, christ, i think i want to have a period
'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
you saying you want to have your period reminded me of 'are you there god? it's me, margaret'. i didn't like that book.
Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.
Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.
who saw that tampon commercial with the girl wearing ALLL white? where she drops the tampon out of the window, and uses another tampon to pick it up? haha, look at her fucking outfit, it looks like she is wearing two thirds of a easter bunny outfit.
Don't you ever ever say you want to have your period. Never ever say those words again.
And a tampon is about as far as you can get from being turned on. Your hormones are crazy, it's different for every girl, but horny or turned on is the last thing I get when I have my period.
'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
this one time, i was finger banging this chick, and I was thinking 'whats that hard thing in there?' and she said 'you better not lose the string'. It was the most shocking moment of my life. I didnt know weather to scream or cry. but i kept banging her for awhile, then kept my fist clenched until I could get to the sink.
'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
i know these guys that were in the salt lake airport and they got a tampon and put ketchup on it and left it in the middle of the hall. There would be crowds of people walking and you could tell where the tampon was because there was a big gap in the people. then this guy put a newspaper over it.
'Oh my god. it happened again! i got better looking' Boyd